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    He used autopilot so he could apply pressure to his arm, which was bleeding steadily. The smell of his own burnt flesh made him ill. The absence of Wendy was harshest in his downtime, especially in the car. Her banter was often unhelpful. Her work ethic waned from time to time. She would be the one who stood looking over his shoulder as Ida fixed him up, making yucky faces and telling him how he should have blasted all the bad guys, even if they were cookie-making elves at their day jobs.

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    When a man's dead wife is used as part of an art exhibit, without consent, The Middleman and Wendy investigate.

    I no longer recall why I used a famous name for the husband, but this Will Eisner is not the Will Eisner. Archiving here for safekeeping, and so I can think about continuing some of these small fandom fics that lasted longer than the shows that inspired them. Unfinished.

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    Lacey didn't imagine the bond Wendy had with her intense, unreasonably demanding, incredibly sexy boss was nearly this naked.

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    Wendy gets a career opportunity she wasn't looking for, then gets called a cheap, pregnant slut.

    I don't think all the missions are destined to be violent. Some have to be weird, awkward, demoralizing and the opportunity for some professional sabotage. Put simply, some days it feels like you're working. It's not really shippy, more acknowledging the two guys in Wendy's life.

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    Collection of 150 word-long Middleman ficlets done for a prompt challenge on LiveJournal. Mostly features Wendy and the Middleman.

    Canon-compliant. Spoilers for unaired episodes and comics (if any) will be marked.

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    A Wendy/Lacey shipper vid. Originally made for Festivids 2011 and released in 2012.

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    The Middleman would save Wendy Watson from anything. Just that day he'd saved her from her pants twice.

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    Sensei Ping's visits never go well.

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    Wendy Watson's coffee deficit leads to a spoken-word confrontation at Middle HQ.

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    Ida has a job for Wendy ...and Lacey?

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    Lacey would really appreciate not being woken up by Pip looking for rent money day after day.

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    Bertram's goal at the beginning of the night was to watch his wife win the third annual Show-Stopping Cabaret and Vaudeville Competition. That was before the appearance of a private detective, an apparently dead body, a pair of very strange strangers, and a discontinuity which sounded like VWORP.

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    Wendy Watson thought today was gonna be a "typical" Middleman day until she walked into a genuine Mexican standoff in the fake reception area for Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency A.K.A. Middleman HQ. Wendy didn't need to think about it, she fought her way through the group of people in front of her to be by the side of her boss, partner, and friend; The Middleman. "What the [BLEEP] is going on here? It is too [BLEEP] early for someone or a group of people wanting to kill us today!!!" Wendy looked up at her boss because he was standing on the reception desk and was completely shocked and disgusted when he said, "That man there. They're leader tried to rape me on a former case." Wendy slowly turned her gun's settings to the highest and said, "Oh, you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] rapist. We're gonna [BLEEP] kill you with EXTREME INTENT!!!" Just then the door behind them opened and a voice said, "WAIT!!! Hold your horses, you morons!"

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    Wendy didn't get her magic ride home. He didn't get his partner back. In another world, another Middleman gained a Dubbie.

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    The girl who’d shown up on Lacey’s doorstep in a vest and a button-down shirt was different from the Wendy Watson she’d once shared a home (and a bed) with.

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    Wendy and Lacey look ahead to their lives after art school.

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    Art school was simple; real life is scary.

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    When Wendy and Tyler are kidnapped by tiny astronauts, Lacey Thornfield knows there's one man who can help her bring them back. The only problem is that he's vanished into thin air. But that's a trivial matter for a resourceful confrontational spoken-word performance artist. The real struggle is convincing him to come back to the world he gave up.

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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    Daria says a heartfelt goodbye to her family, and a grudging hello to her new classmates. She faces public embarrassment, awkward ice-breakers, scrutiny from her peers, and attacks on her senses (both physical and mental) before the day is through.

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