5 Works in Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī and Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Are Bad at Communicating

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    His mother was his sun.

    And all throughout, even as months became years, as he grew to be hailed one of the Twin Jades of Gusu Lan, as he became widely known in the cultivation world and beyond as the Han-Guang-Jun, the Light-Bearer, due to the numerous instances of courage and kindness, fierce rains and storms lashed within his heart, buried under the cold touch of ice.

    He did not feel warm enough.

    Until the sun rose again in his life, fiercer than before, blinding him with the intensity of a thousand lightning bolts, under the night sky of Gusu, accompanied by sonorous laughter and two casks of Emperor’s Smile.

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    Wei Ying refuses to accept this! He has lived two lives—two lives! He even died once for this shit, then revived! He motherfucking died! His plump, peach-shaped of an ass deserves better than this!

    Day five into their married life, and Wei Ying has had to come to terms with the horrifying fact that—that—that his husband is into vanilla sex! Like really, really vanilla sex!

    Like he has a bottle of lube on hand always, gives you three finger prep and only fucks you in missionary kinda vanilla sex!

    Or, Wei Ying is tired of having vanilla sex with Lan Zhan, and he seeks to change this (in a way that won't hurt his poor husband's feelings, of course!!!!!!).

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    “We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”

    “Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”

    “Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.

    “Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.

    Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying mutually attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!

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    How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done?
    I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run

     

    This was absolutely not where his mind should be preparing for the concert, but he couldn’t help it.

    It's been 7 years since they've last seen or talked to eachother. Wei Wuxian - or rather Yiling Laozu - is a singer in an LA based pop-punk band and Lan Wangji is a lawyer living in Seattle. They're tied by childhood memories none of them had quite forgotten about. What will the new Burial Mounds' song be about?

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    It starts when Jiang Yanli almost permanently relocates there with Jin Ling, and then the people just don’t stop coming. Apparently, the Burial Mounds are now a prime piece of real estate that everyone wants to live on.

    Wei Wuxian is just very confused.

    (Or, wherein everyone keeps moving into, or frequently visiting the Burial Mounds, and Wei Wuxian has no idea what is happening anymore).

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