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    Dave Lister, who's had what you could call pretty smeggy 23 years, is currently trying to make it work in London by doing bare minimum. Rimmer is a neurotic, hard-working retail employee who wishes they never had the misfortune to hire Dave Lister. 

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    4/?
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    When Dave Lister moves into a little house on a hill in Hastings, he doesn't realise exactly how much his neurotic new housemate is going to screw up his life - for better or worse.

    Modern day AU fic based off the song of the same name by Keane.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    14/?
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    8
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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    Lister takes losing Rimmer a second time pretty hard. Takes place during the series 8 finale.

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    1/1
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    4
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    19
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    135
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    Whoever says that anonymous love letters are romantic is either a liar, or has never met Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister.

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    2/5
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    Rimmer takes up the Ace mantle.

    He hops from dimension to dimension and it's not easy, nothing ever is for him, but thankfully the Wildfire has a selection of recordings made by previous Aces that guide him through. But at some point he realises that a certain pocket of time and space is dragging up behind him. Undeniably, he can rely on some wise, albeit smug-gitty words left by his counterparts to figure out what's going on.

    And even though everything seems to trace back to a certain someone, certainly there's a rational and coherent explanation for this?

    But, once again, is anything ever this easy for Arnold J. Rimmer?

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    3/?
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    Lister, slightly drunk and tired of his bunkmate's constant misery, bets that he can make Rimmer laugh by the end of the week. Rimmer decides to humour him.

    (pre-series)

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    1/7
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    31
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    1
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    Lister is a struggling Engineering student with a crush on the barista he loves to wind up.

    A cafe AU because I'm craving coffee and feelings.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    42
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    4
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    191
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    Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.

    (aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    35
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    630
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    It turns out that saving the galaxy wasn't the best move.

    Set ten months after Theta Twelve. The final part of my Red Dwarf series. This was really a labour of love, and I actually began this before Holo-man was even drafted.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    7
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    8
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    3
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    Rimmer and Lister make their relationship known to the rest of the gang, and unknowingly influence Kris to take her own road back home.

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    1/1
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    26
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    1
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    A semidrabble cycle of eight.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    5
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    It was the day of the end of the Dwarf, but Ace had other fish to fry...

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    Todhunter thought he was the bad boy of the ship. Until he met Evil Jeff...

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    1/1
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    Regret for Rimmer was a dish he wished he'd known was best served cold

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    Stuck in a universe that isn’t her own, Kochanski contemplates the past existence of the other Kochanski.

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    1
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    Directly after the events of Epideme, the Starbug crew finally catches up to the long-lost Red Dwarf. Things are not all as they seem when they discover not only that all of the old crew are alive, but for them, Lister and Kochanski had only been gone a few hours.

    Stuck in prison for stealing the Starbug and confidential crew files, they find themselves roped up in a conspiracy that threatens all of their lives – and maybe even the future of the universe itself.

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    English
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    63,273
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    665
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    Lister works for the Resistance but his boss, Kochanski, just isn't impressed with him. That changes when he encounters Arnold J. Rimmer of the First Order.

    Or maybe the encounter only pisses off Kochanski more?

    (Co authored with my twin sister)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    68
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    Set post - Back To Earth, pre - Series X

    Instead of just talking to each other like well-adjusted adults, Lister prefers to get drunk and talk to Kochanski’s grave, and Rimmer takes to playing the piano in a sound-dampened room. Rimmer’s song choice speaks volumes.

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    English
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    618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    176

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