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    The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?

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    It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.

    Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL

    I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.

    With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.

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    Listy did summon KthulHa.

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    Death (or reference to death) makes men precious and pathetic; their ghostliness is touching; any act they perform may be their last; there is no face that is not on the verge of blurring and fading away like the faces in a dream. Everything in the world of mortals has the value of the irrecoverable and contingent.
    Among the Immortals, on the other hand, every act (every thought) is the echo of others that preceded it in the past, with no visible beginning, and the faithful presage of others that will repeat it in the future, advertiginem. There is nothing that is not as though lost between indefatigable mirrors. Nothing can occur but once, nothing is preciously in peril of being lost.
    Jorge Luis Borges "The Immortal"

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    I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
    The sinners are much more fun...
    You know that only the good die young

    Billy Joel_Only The Good Die Young

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    first part of Dip multiverse

    Dip Dip Dip
    My Blue Ship

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    Freshly painted paint. Stupid skit.

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    24/?
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    Lister and Kochanski get drunk together in his quarters aboard Starbug, and Lister decides to finally make a move on her.

    Set after s5e07 "Blue" and before series 8.

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    ???

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    Holly doesn't have an IQ bigger than the Universe for nothing you know!

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    Sam is determined to do something nice for Lister, and Rimmer experiences an unexpected emotional breakdown.

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    AU. Lister notices a gleam in Rimmer's eye when he reaches for Kochanski's hologram disc, so he quickly switches and puts what should be Rimmer's disc in the computer...

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    1/1
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    ---Please note this work is on hiatus for the forseeable future---

    Kristine needed some way to keep herself sane. Her Dave had been brought back to maintain her sanity, and with the two of them... separated, she was forced to come up with her own alternatives.

    So her imagination had stepped in for her, created an escape inside her mind. She was lying, pretending, wishing things were back the way they should. She wasn't trapped here on this cranky, squeaky, tiny ship. She wasn't dimensions apart from the love of her life. She certainly wasn't instead stuck with this pathetic bootleg version who seemed perfectly willing to lick three-million-year-old curry off his own feet.

    ...Maybe she should've just let herself fall into that void in the inter-dimensional nothingness.

    But she hadn't. And it's no good thinking like that now. Despite her misgivings with this crew, at least they had kept her alive. She owed them as much to not just go die on them. She owed her Dave that much.

    ---
    A retelling/partial rewrite of the events of series 7 through Kochanski's perspective. Diverges heavily from canon around the point of Blue.

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    A collection of incorrect quotes from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ and https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

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    29/?
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    Before the accident, Lister wrote a song to impress Kristine Kochanski. Years later, as he settles into his role as Ace, the song comes back to Rimmer.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    17/?
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    Lister, slightly drunk and tired of his bunkmate's constant misery, bets that he can make Rimmer laugh by the end of the week. Rimmer decides to humour him.

    (pre-series)

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    An earth-based AU about the boys from the Dwarf and their new flat-mate, who has no clue what she's gotten herself into.

    Down on her luck, running from a bad past she'd rather forget, with only a small amount of change in her pocket, Exza moves to a small sea-side town in England. Moving into a run-down, tiny flat-share with two guys she's never met before... well, what could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    1
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    Rimmer, Lister, Cat and Kryten are travelled back to pre-radiation by a strange wobbly time wave and they are stuck there for a day but they can't change anything of the past the time line will just reset to how it is mean't to be. That's what Kryten told them at least.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    Kochanski is distraught because Kryten doesn’t like her, but she likes him... as more than a friend that is.

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    English
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    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    52

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