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    Taking a deep dive through my WIP folder to retrieve these fake news fics. Some of them are 5+ years old! A few, I had completely forgotten writing. All of them have just enough substance to post, as Works No Longer In Progress.

    Or, as the Bush Administration would have called it: Fiction Accomplished.

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    Here's what you missed on Glee Club Revival: YouTubeLargo, aka Satine89, is redoing her old Fake News RPF/Glee crossover, where all of your favorite players in the golden age of Punditry RPF are recast in a high school glee club AU inspired by the once-popular show Glee. Mr. Jon Stewart starts a glee club at Flatpoint High, only to realize that making a functional choir isn't going to be very easy - he has cheer coach Ann Coulter breathing down his back, teenage romantic complications to navigate, his home life with wife Elisabeth Hasslebeck to attend to, and the beguiling pseudo-affections of school counselor Stephen Colbert to be completely oblivious to. There's going to be music, singing, heartbreak, and the nagging sensation that this fic didn't need to be rewritten. But that's what you missed on -harmonized tones- Glee!

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    2/?
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    5
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    1
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    @Rally4Sanity: "Забавный факт об округе DC: Закрой глаза у мемориала Джефферсона. И тебе придётся по закону жениться на первом, кого ты увидишь, открыв их".

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    1/1
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    Wherein our favorite newsies work the overnight shift of a 24-hour big box store.

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    412
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    When Jon goes into work with a sore back how are the correspondents NOT supposed to jump to conclusions?

    Established relationship.

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    6
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    1645
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    В 1998 г. в штате «Ежедневного шоу», где уже работал ведущим корреспондентом Стивен Колбер, случилось пополнение: к ним присоединился глухой сценарист Джон Стюарт. Пока шоу твердо встает на ноги, вас ждет уже знакомая гремучая смесь шуток, политики, политических шуток — и история долгой и прекрасной дружбы.

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    4/4
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    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    712
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    With their vacation over and their next album about to drop, the band is back to work, starting with a round of promotional events in New York City.

    The ongoing adventures of the Disney pop star AU, featuring live shows, secret romances, in-universe tinhats, a wide variety of chemical substances, exploitation, book deals, and thwarted attempts to appear on Glee.

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    English
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    15/15
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    31
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    An ongoing collection of shortfics featuring the correspondents of The Daily Show. (And the odd appearance by Jon and "Stephen", as events warrant.)

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    11/?
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    371
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    Alternate Universe: Disney Teen Pop Stars. Jon and "Stephen" are in a manufactured boy band with Jimmy and Tucker. They're about to get some cross-promotion with Olivia, their universe's equivalent of Miley Cyrus.

    These kids are only thrown together based on whatever will get the best publicity, but there are still genuine Best Friendships Forever to be forged...which is good, because with high-pressure careers in the fishbowl of celebrity, sometimes friends are the only thing that keep you going.

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    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    3158
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    The prompt read "This isn't really a porn prompt but I didn't know where else to beg for a Hunger Games AU in which Jessica Williams is the latest tribute from a non-career District and Jon is her mentor." I kind of feel like I should apologize for the fill.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
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    1
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    10
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    801
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    Tell Aasif's wife I love her.

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    1/1
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    2
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    It was a joke, of course! ...wasn't it?

    Takes place April 1, 2011.

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    1/1
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    D/sverse, high school/college AU. Stephen's family doesn't believe in sending uncollared submissives to college, so Jon offers to collar him, at least through graduation. Cue a year of awkward deception, GSA shenanigans, platonic bed-sharing, one threatening incident with a certain pushy senior, and the triumph of the power of unrecognized romantic attraction friendship.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    754
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    In 1998, the staff of The Daily Show (including star correspondent Stephen Colbert) gets a new addition: deaf writer Jon Stewart. Cue an otherwise familiar blend of jokes, politics, a series finding its feet, and a long-term intimate relationship.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4603
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    With titles like that, you don't need summaries.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    462
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    A compilation of single-sentence fics, written for prompts in fakenews_fanfic over several months. Some drama, some crack...mostly fluff. Including lots of characters, various AUs, and two mini-continuities (one about "Stephen" recovering from an accident, one about his wife kicking him out).

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    While Stephen is off having exciting friendship adventures with his new best buddy, Jon copes with his totally-not-jealousy by dragging various correspondents on a series of ill-fated friendventures of their own.

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    3,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    1
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    77
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    In which Olivia is a mermaid, Kristen didn’t really need that hat anyway, and there might be “The Little Mermaid” references.

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    1/1
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    @Rally4Sanity: DC Fun Fact: Close your eyes at the Jefferson Memorial. First person you see upon opening them is required by law to marry you.

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    Language:
    English
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    184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    992

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