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    When Kravitz signed up for the job in Phandalin, he didn’t expect adventuring to become his life. He was bored playing for the well-to-do of Neverwinter, sure, but not this bored. He was supposed to make some quick cash, pay off his gambling debts, and go back to his comfortable existence as a bard. He wasn't supposed to join a secret organization trying to save the world.

    But here he is, paralyzed on the floor of a crystallized laboratory, and he has yet to keep a suit intact through a single adventure.

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    The Pythia sits alone, shrouded. Her prophecies accurate and powerful.
    “Oh muses,” She begins, the start of a hymn. “Weave me a tale that will entertain a God.”
    She saw seven birds.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Taako needed some extra cash, and tutoring was a pretty low stress job that fit his schedule. It wasn't even hard, he just met with a kid a couple times a week and helped with their homework and whatever. It was a pretty good job, and the kid he landed with wasn't half bad. Taako didn't like kids, but he guessed Agnes or Angus or whatever was alright.

    He didn't plan on getting attached to the job though, or Angus, or Angus's really hot single dad.

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    1/?
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    6
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    11
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    Lup, Julia, and Kravitz just want to find ghosts. Taako and Magnus are here to impress. And the ghost in the physics building? He doesn't want to be alone anymore.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    39
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    166
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    18
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    The Adventure Zone Roller Rink and Arcade opened in 1979, and has been struggling ever since. There is really only one thing that keeps the doors open, and that is roller derby.

    Aka, the Late-90s-Roller-Derby AU that no one asked for but you're getting anyway.

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    Chapters:
    122/122
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    184
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    Isn’t there a saying about how doctors make the worst patients?

    Taako wonders if the same is true for detectives who become missing-person cases. Part of him bets if Angus were here right now, he’d be laughing at the incompetence of these so-called professionals.

    Or,

    On a bright summer morning, The World’s Greatest Detective disappears without a trace.

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    11/21
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    162
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    247
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    43
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    2207
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    Something weird is going on at Neverwinter Heights. From teachers with mysterious pasts to actual, literal murder cases, Angus McDonald and his Bureau of Balance club are going to get to the bottom of things!

    Meanwhile, the seven teachers of the club formerly known as IPRE are gearing up for another year of school. A bright-eyed eleven-year-old with a full ride scholarship gives them more than they'd bargained for.

    The magic just complicates things.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    134
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    160
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    19
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    A Taakitz-centric spin on Beauty and the Beast. Lup is captured in a Necromantic trap by a bestial, undead spirit only known as Kravitz. Taako swaps places with his sister, and is caught in a trap much more complicated than he could have ever imagined. Can charm and wit save him from a monster possessed by the souls of the damned?

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    196
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    335
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    48
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    “Watch your step, Beau,” a fox cackled from under the shelter of a bush, stretching and trotting out. Kravitz glared at him, tightening his cloak. “Don’t be like that. Gimme a ride,” he complained, circling Kravitz’s legs.

    “Go away, Taako. I’m not your umbrella,” Kravitz retorted, walking forward determinedly. He’d had years of practice not slipping on foxes weaving under his legs.

    “Beau, I’ll drown,” Taako whined, stepping in front of Kravitz and starting to put his muddy paws on the front of his cloak with his ears back. “C’mon, you barely ever notice me.”

    “The villagers do,” Kravitz grumbled, holding his cloak out. “‘Fox boy, where’s your fox today?’”

    Prince Beau Kravitz finds his castle under inspection. It's not quite living up to the Beauty and the Beast that the city council expects and the consequences of failure are dire. Desperate, he turns to the trickster fox Taako to pose as his missing prince.

    Unfortunately, they both might have a problem pretending to be married, because they are both still acting like they only see the other as a friend.

    Good thing they're already living happily ever after.

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    Chapters:
    10/11
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    116
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    124
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    "Hey thug. It's time for me to make good on an old promise, if you're up for it."

    "Ah," Kravitz says, aiming for casual and probably missing the mark as heat pools distractingly in his groin. "What was it you said? You were going to 'tentacle my dick'?"

    "Got it in one, babe." Taako twirls his wand between his fingers, looking positively delighted at the prospect. "How bout it? You interested? Say… right now?"

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    5
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    9 characters, 8 scenarios, 1 spell - or, alternatively, 8 ways Angus's birthday can go very, very wrong.

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    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    106
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    314
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    46
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    Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

    Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

    So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

    a humble podfic of Weevilo7o7's fabulous holiday taz story

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    “You spaced out babe, are you okay?”
    “Mhm…” He nodded, and the lie was clear on his face, eyes downcast and eyebrows furrowed. Lup frowned again, sitting down beside her brother by the fridge where Taako sat.
    “I know you’re lying,” She was looking extremely worried again. Lup knew everything that happened with Sazed, only one month ago. “You need to talk?”
    “No, I’m… I don’t need to it’s okay, ‘cha boy is all good.” He pushed himself off the ground with a big grin, pouring his attention back to what he had in a mixing bowl. He pulled his long hair back into high bun before saying, “Trying to get back into the swing of things. After all of that horseshit, I need to get back to work, I can’t keep avoiding it Lup,”
    “You’re in no shape to do that Taako, at least let me help, I’m still worried about you.”
    “Fine.”

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    2/?
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    5
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    “We’ve got to let him through,” Lup says, as they stand in the astral plane. “I can't do shit, but you can, you can take him.”

    “I can't,” Kravitz replies, “she’d never allow it. The seven of you have broken the laws of life and death more than anyone in existence. She won't let me break another for any of you. Even if I want to.”

    “Then strike a deal, Kravitz! It's what you do,” Lup says, voice insistent. “You stopped her for coming after them, you stopped her for coming after us, you can make this work. She already lets him visit. He's alive and mortal and she lets him visit. I know that was you.”

    Kravitz pauses, and thinks. Maybe there is a deal, somewhere. Maybe Lup is right. Maybe he can bargain. “I can't promise anything, Lup, but I will try.”

     

    Kravitz strikes a deal.

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    5/?
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    21
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    Taako liked to ignore it. There really was no reason to acknowledge that his new house was weird. Which is definitely wasn’t.

     

     

    Taako moves into a new house, the old tenant hasn't exactly moved out.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    51
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    11
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    There are three things in life that Angus knows by heart.

    First is that Angus is an elf in a town of humans.

    Second is that he is adopted.

    Third, he works hard to be the world’s greatest detective so he can find his birth parents.

    So when he's offered a job as a reclaimer by the B.O.B, he accepts in a heartbeat. So now he has a bracer and an apparent sentient umbrastaff. What nobody saw coming was his budding friendship with the basekeeper named Justin. A sun elf who remembers nothing from his past, not even his name.

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    4/?
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    20
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    Everything gets really complicated when you turn yourself into a giant magical monster. Dating included. Sometimes, though, that's not a bad thing.

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    Comments:
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    262
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    Kravitz has been meaning for several months to talk to him. Ideally he’d ask him out, but no. That’s too much too soon. He just wants to talk to Taako once or twice, maybe even be friends. Taako’s intimidating, though. He’s not popular, not in the way his sister is. There aren’t many people he hangs out with, but he’s at every party. He’s so cool, in what seems like an effortless way. Not like Kravitz. Kravitz is in marching band and auditions for every play only to get cast as a background character. He’s in a shitty band with his two best friends. They’re called The Three Coffins. He doesn’t get invited to parties.

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    7/?
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    Taako knew senior year would be hard. His sister is looking at jobs across the country, his own plans amount to a whole lot of nothing, he can't think of anyone to take over his mentor duties after he graduates, and he can't seem to come up with a single idea for his senior project. To cap it all off, he thinks he's developing a crush, but seeing as he doesn't know where he'll be at the end of the year, it's no use pursuing that either, even if he wanted to. But this is Taako's family we're talking about. They've survived worse in the past, and they'll get through this year too—and with any luck, it'll even be in one piece.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    3
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    119
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    Taako owns a bakery with a dumb name. Kravitz's coffee shop has an equally dumb name.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1783

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