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    After the loss of the original Mr. Peanut, the now adult Baby Nut helps Kool-Aid Man through his unresolved emotional struggles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    16
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    Intrigued by the man in queetion, you decide to pay him a visit. But what happens when things go a bit too far?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    47
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    you and the kool-aid man are in love and get down and dirty (real, not fake!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    360
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    It's the plot of Mr. Brightside where Ginny Weasley cheats on the Kool-aid Man with the god Apollo because when the Kool-aid Man wished to be a real boy Oprah cursed him to be cheated on by everyone he fell in love with. I wrote this to be stupid and boy it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    110
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    Shrek has a problem, so Kool-Aid Man decides to help out ;)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    562
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    You go down on the Kool-Aid Man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    335
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    Y/n gets stranded in the middle of the road on a rainy night, what awaits for her is drama, romance, and her true love. The only problem is figuring out who her true love is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,500
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    Alex never could have predicted that it would end this way...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    40
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    This is a parody script about the Kool-Aid Man Multiverse...which I largely made up. Five Kool-Aid Men from different universes decide to ask the lister to which one of them is best by having the listener decide which one of them they would most like to fuck. It ends with a Kool-Aid gangbang because of course.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,912
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    170
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    He’ll be here. You know it. Following his move was simple. His technique was messy, always leaving prints and bountiful evidence at the crime scene.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    It's a script about having sex with the kool-aid man who is surprisingly good about asking for consent despite spending all of his time crashing into people's houses. IDK if the world needs this, but I wrote it anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    269
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    Um, I wrote a script where the Kool-Aid Man and a British Red Coat argue over whether the listener should dump tea into the Boston harbor. Except the tea is kool-aid and the Kool-Aid Man also fucks the listener. Also, there are some political jokes that hopefully equally mock everybody? I don't know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    A coffee shop Kool-Aid man fic. That's it.

    DISCLAIMER: THIS FIC HAS THE KOOL-AID MAN AS A PERSON, NOT A LITERAL PITCHER.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    58
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    you’re in college and you meet kool aid man, are you in love or are you just thirsty? guess you’ll find out

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    254
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    Following the tragic passing of Mr. Peanut, the Brand Familia gathers for his funeral. A young newcomer, Uno, tags along, hoping to find his chance to rise through the ranks and become the next Brand Leader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    76
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    *slowly comes out of the shadows* ya thirsting

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    183
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    Don't ask questions... Just don't. I received a challenge and I did it.
    Kool-aid Man x Michelin Tire man

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    318
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    "Every journey begins with a hella ton of preparation" ~Jacky Chan

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,138
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    654
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    It’s your first time with the Kool Aid Man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    444
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4003
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    Summary

    A short story about Koolaid man and a reader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    241

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