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    Knock knock.
    Why be a cock block?
    Be like Jisung. Unlock the power to cockblock yourself.
    It has a 100% success rate, it’ll leave you in shock.

     

    Or: Jisung is a complete and utter fool for the man behind the counter at his local cat cafe, Lee Minho.
    Somehow it ends with Minho being his tutor.

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    In Book 2: The Skeleton Crew, we see our Reader break out of her shell and accept that she is Soulmate to three complicated skele-boys. The boys must learn to share. We’ll find out what happened to Skull all those years ago and why Sans isn’t happy about it. We’ll eat Nice Creams and watch Mettaton and stage a little bit of a prison break.

    This is the second story in a series. You could start here… but honestly, you’re going to miss out on a lot of backstory and world-building to our gang of four, Reader, Sans, Red and Skull. I’m going to do my best to fill things in where I can, but it would be better to start with Saving Three Ex-Cell-ent Skeletons.

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    (After)Life is good, and you are loved. Some days ache, but there are always twice as many opportunities to soothe.

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    The resets keep happening, but Papyrus is gone. Nearly six years of grief have warped… what was his name again?

    ...

    Well, it’s not important. All that really matters is that you need a lot of money, right now. Unlike the majority of humans in the slums of New Ebott, you don't have any anti-monster prejudice, and you're kinky, submissive and enjoy sex. You've heard someone like you can do very well for herself, catering to monsters. Now here you are with…

    ...

    Wait. Why are you here again?

    Undertale gangster AU with a 1930s-era American aesthetic. Updates every other Saturday. Status updates and story chatter at http://neroli9.tumblr.com. Also, come chat with other APJFM fans at the APJFM Discord server!

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    107/?
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    Yeah... saw some fan art... and then this happened!

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    A year after a successful neutral route. Nobody had believed Frisk at first about monsters trapped in the underground. However, a cruel reality sets in much more corrupt than ever imaginable when the Barrier is destroyed. Monsters were liberated only for a brief period once the humans discovered just how broken and savage they were after years of starvation, forced into confinement and brutalized following their release.

    You'd been working as a therapist in a rural town when one day, you'd been offered a brilliant job opportunity far out East; an organization attempting to rehabilitate the monsters that had come to the surface are trying to recruit willing human mental health professionals. You, reluctant, knowing how dangerous this job could prove to be, refuse to take the opportunity... until a heaping amount of cash is proposed. Who's to deny that in this economy?

    Surely nothing bad could happen.

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    Waking up as a jobless teacher. Going about your day, when you stumble across a job at a monster school. Yes, monsters, they came out of Mt. Ebott this morning and for some reason is their embassador a mute kid.
    You don't know why, but it feels like you know these people. Especially since one popped into your dream last night. Is that Sans?
    Wait, who is Sans? Sam? Sander? You can't remember.
    If you just don't think about it this weird feeling will go away.
    Probably...

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    83/?
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    Sam would do anything to see Bucky smile, even the corniest of things.

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    Tony relaxed a little. He was getting somewhere. “No, they didn’t. They were very adamant that it needed to stay locked up and chained down.”

    “What?” Stephen asked mouth agape.

    “We found the ship because the captain was at St. Margaret’s begging the priest to come and exorcize the ‘damned’ thing.”

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    Everyone knows that spirits linger in this realm because they were unable to complete a task or goal during the time they lived. Many stories tell of the dead needing to right wrong or to enact bloody tortorous revenge on an enemy. After the buisness is taken care of, ghosts are free to move on. But what happens to the ghosts that can't complete their task, what do they do?

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    From “go away” to “come on in,” this is James and Lily’s story told through a series of knock-knock jokes.

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    Ingo tells Arezu a very stupid joke and she absolutely loves it.

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    enemies to lovers proship x anti 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤓🤓🤓

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    Person A & B Prompts that I thought fit into Levi and Hange's relationship

    Some of these are canon era, modern or up to the reader

    Updating till I run out of ideas 😂

    November 2022: I'm back bishes

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    Years after monsters were released from Mt. Ebott, another wave of magic hit the world. More monsters were brought from other universes. This, of course, sparked a lot of controversy between humans and monsters.

    Eventually, a skeleton monster by the name of Sans stepped forward, admitting that he made a machine. A machine that brought alternate versions of everyone in the world to the prime universe.

    He was sentenced to prison.

    After a while though, Sans was released and he promised to try and fix the machine he had made. He wanted to send all of the alternate people back to where they belonged.

    Unfortunately, he fucked up again, landing all of monsterkind and humanity in a tight spot.

    An apocalypse.

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    When talking on Twitter with do_androids_dream what "in character" means with headcanons I came up with an example for "definitely OOC": Emhyr telling a knock-knock joke.
    That meant my brain immediately tried to challenge me to come up with an IN CHARACTER version of this. I think I won?

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    6
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    Soap has lots of wisdom to give. It's very important wisdom. All he needs is a disciple to pass it to.

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    i wrote this so fast. i love crackfics, and i hope you'll like this one just as much as i do

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    Looking for a kustard fic with lotsa fluff, cute and hilarious banter, pining and dating? With some sexiness and smut in between? No need to look further, you found the perfect fic!
    One day, Sans mentions that he wouldn't be opposed to going on a date with Red. Red, being really dedicated decides to make this the best date ever. Despite meticulously planning every single step, things go way different and way hotter than Red could have imagined.

    For anybody who has already read it, I divided it into 6 chapters for easier readability.

    This fic is a gift for the fantastic Solo Shikigami as part of the 2022 Gyftmas event. She asked for a first date with kustard (one of the possible pairings and topics on her wish list) and this monster happened. It is the longest fic I have written so far. I had lots of fun writing this - it was a helluva ride and I hope my imp will enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

    A big thank you to my beta Robin, who volunteered to go through this fic!

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    Chapters:
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    Sasha had intentionally gotten them trapped here.
    Marcy should have known; the other girl had always been very clingy.
    But this had to be a joke!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Right!
    Right, who?
    Right by my side is where you will stay.

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    2/3
    Comments:
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    Dmitri Shostakovich is not scared of knocking on a door

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    60
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    7
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