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    Written for Kinktober 2019, various pairings in the Haus over the years. No plot to be found. I'm not going to set up negotiation for these, but they're all practicing good communication and being safe and healthy where concerned. just enjoy the porn.
    **Warnings will be on chapters because there will simply be too many kinks to tag. Heed the notes.**

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    English
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    20,580
    Chapters:
    19/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    he joins another team, all the way across the country. fine. he keeps you shut out of his life. fine. he doesn’t want you anymore. fine—you figure, if you tell it to yourself enough times, it’ll come true. fine. he finds someone new when he knows you haven’t—that tiny blond baker, what’s he got that you haven’t? you love him more, you’ve waited for him longer.

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    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    33
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    The first time Kent Parson sees Jack Zimmermann, he’s gone for the other boy. Jack Zimmermann is 16 at the time, chubby, 6’0’’, and the most beautiful person Kent has ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    Sometimes I delete scenes for pacing but I still like them. Sometimes I write alternate points of view to get a feel for the characters.

    These scenes may be less well edited than main stories, but I didn't want to just trash them and I thought they added to the over all narrative. That said, if you see typos and want to tell me, I'm happy to go back and fix them. I'd just rather have the large amount of work I throw at my beta not include these.

    (Even though my series name is from a Rachel Platten song, Kent says the rest of the series has to be from Britney.)

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    English
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    46,825
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    545
    Kudos:
    547
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    11871
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    Five times Kent messes up on Twitter, and one time Bitty does. Based on this post!

    Language:
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    2,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    361
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    In the end, Kent was 28 when it happened. He’d had a plan. It was a good plan! He’d worked with his therapist to write up different versions of his note, depending on if his soulmate woke up while Kent was at home or on a roadie. He’d written both of them in each of the three languages he knew. He’d even remembered to ask Jeff to take care of Kit the day of, so he wouldn’t have to worry about some stranger doing it wrong.

    He’d done the legwork, and was prepared for almost every eventuality.

    Almost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    Prompt: I’m at a bar when I see someone making you uncomfortable so I swoop in as your partner…only to find out that the person you’re with is your actual partner and they broke up with you because they thought you were cheating – my bad?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    414
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    113
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    alternate title- fuck me Jack Zimmerman.
    It's always been complicated for Jack and Kent but there is one thing that they don't need to talk about (it's sex, they're both horrible at talking about sex)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Jeff knew he was going to regret his own existence as soon as Parse started talking a little too much about the Ace’s new winger. It had been understandable that he had been nervous about his ex’s ex showing up to play on their team, but his anxious word vomit quickly became what Jeff had come to recognize as a warning sign.

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    English
    Words:
    1,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    353
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    If Kent Parson had one thing going for him, it was that most people didn’t see past the neon-bright surface. Like Vegas herself, the illusion was all he thought he wanted them to see. But when someone completely unexpected finds their way into his shadows, Kent can no longer deny that they exist… or how much he’s ached for someone that could banish them.

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    English
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    35,578
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    192
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    6289
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    Bitty discovers an anonymous Youtuber whose videos he can't get enough of.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    143,954
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    3070
    Kudos:
    2347
    Bookmarks:
    314
    Hits:
    39230
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    There’s not like. It’s not an official chain of people or anything. There’s not a group chat for “people who don’t want to see Kent Parson choke on his own vomit and die” or anything. But there’s a - like a daisy chain, maybe. Or a paper chain. Something a little more fragile - prettier, Adam would say. People to text, or call, just to be sure. One time Troy, sounding like he was eighty instead of twenty five, called it ‘Parse’s fuckbuddies and also Jeff Troy’. It’s not strictly accurate - Brandon knows for a fact Kent’s never slept with Nicklas Backstrom (not for lack of trying), and no one thinks having Sidney Crosby as the point person for a Kent Parson crisis is a good idea. Kent objects to a) there being any kind of chain at all in a non-sexy context and b) Jeff calling them ‘fuckbuddies’ because he says he only makes sweet sweet love to people and would never call someone a fuckbuddy.

    or, probably the most niche thing I've ever written, and I've done niche.

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    6,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    591
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    It's Halloween month! Have some short stories.

    1: Sometimes the zombie apocalypse is a thing.

    2: Sometimes you're a minor character in someone else's Live Die Repeat.

    Language:
    English
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    11,189
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    162
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    Kent Parson is not in love with Jack Zimmerman. But that doesn't make this any easier

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    111
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    Since Jack came to terms with his sexuality, he didn't want his Switch Day to ever come--it would be too risky--but everyone got their day eventually. Though most people didn't get it on one of the worst days possible and find out their soulmate was the man that had sent them into a panic the night previous.

    (Set the day after the Epikegster)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,265
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1945
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    A closer look (From Kent's POV) about the night of the party / Shitty&Lardo's anniversary.

    Split into parts because I didn't realize how much there was. Also, please let me know if you would like to beta this.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,348
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    68
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    Moments when those tummy butterflies beat their wings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    202
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    As a child, Jack had grown up learning about Emotion-Triggered Scar Tissue. As a teenager, he began living with it. As a young adult, he hated it as much as he hated the world.

    As an adult, he learns to how to bare it with pride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    655
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    The thing is. Baking isn't cheap.

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    English
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    6,017
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    740
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    Kent's soulmark starts showing up partway through major juniors, the day Kent outskates Jack and Jack decides that they’re friends. Jack cuts Kent out of his life, and the mark starts to fade. Twelve years later, Kent crashes into the Falconers' goalie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    599

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