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    After the SoT, Paul is about to face off the most annoying bullshit he was dealt with. Besides to you vs Cartman.

    Will Paul be Hero or Villain? There maybe something more?

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    614
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    1/?
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    2
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    6
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    1
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    49
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    You are never 'I' ever since your family argue more and more. You can never call yourself 'I' ever since everything that's been happening.

    But you meet a blond boy who makes everything a little bit better.

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    32,662
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    30/30
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    18
    Kudos:
    35
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    2
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    635
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    Despite the fact that she's lived in South Park for a year: no one knows New Kid is actually a girl (except for Wendy.) she is perfectly happy to keep it this way, or at least that's what she tells herself.

    But now everything The New Kid tried to hide is at risk due to a series of events. Forcing her to face the consequences head on and in more ways then one.

    Plus she has a volleyball game to win.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1070
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    Kenny McCormick's life turns upside down when his older brother decides to leave South Park, leaving him alone with his sister and his unemployed, drugged and abusive parents.

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    3,552
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    272
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    You didn't plan to get involved with their superhero game but because of your 'ability' to befriend every cat in existence, Cartman ("It's the Coon, get it right, Douchebag") sorry- Coon thinks you'll be useful in locating a missing cat called Scrambles.

    After discovering that there's more to this than originally thought and stuck trying to figure it out with the help of the others, the Coon's still being a dick and wants to outdo the Freedom Pals for some reason- ignorant of the real danger that's threatening South Park.

    Ah man, Jesus help you. All you wanted to a distraction from your arguing parents.

    _______

    Full rewrite of the Fractured But Whole with AU elements.

    After writting several continous one shots, i wanted to write an actual story. :)

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    5,203
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    412
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    The phone rang three times before Kenny picked up and you didn't waste a second before speaking: "Cartman forced me to partake in the hero game their playing."

    The was a moment of shuffling before-

    "What?"

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    English
    Words:
    783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441
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    The only reason you were dragged into this shit fest of a game of superheroes called 'Coon & Friends' is because cats seemed to naturally migrate towards you and Cartman ("It's the Coon, get it right, Douchebag") sorry- Coon thinks you'll be useful in locating a missing cat called Scrambles.

    God help you.

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    1/1
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    3
    Kudos:
    21
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    1
    Hits:
    326
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    As he lay there, choking on his own blood from his sliced neck, Kenny thinks he sees a pair of mint eyes peering down at him instead of death. Shaggy brown hair framed the face the eyes belonged to and it's the last thing Kenny sees before he allowed Death to drag him away.

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    English
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    1,227
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    349
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    Cartman agrees to let the New Kid return to their superhero game but first he needs to go through a trial. Can New Kid pass it? You'll find out in today's/tonight's story.

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    English
    Words:
    2,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    443
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    New Kid and Kenny meet up to talk about what happened at the police station and the headquarters of Freedom Pals. Will everything turn out for the better or worse? You'll find out in today's/tonight's story.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Hits:
    483
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    Two months is a lot of time to rethink a few things.

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    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    32
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    438
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    Kenny fumbled for his phone, glancing at the caller id only to see it was a group call. He frowned, answering it. "Hel-"
    "HELP!" Ashton shrieked, voice filled with panic as harsh gasps crossed through the connection. Kenny shot to his feet, tripping over the part of the blanket on the floor.
    "Ashton?!" Kenny asked, only to hear a broken sob on the other end of the line. "Ashton! What's going on?!"
    "Kenny!" Token's voice rang out from the phone, just as freaked out as Kenny felt, "We need to get to Ashton's house, now!"
    ---
    Kenny knew they were too old to honestly wander around like kids playing a superhero game, but he supposed the adults in this town were so fucked up they went along with it anyway. What he hadn't expected was to come across a new hero in the fray- a hero with actual powers, like him. A hero on Cartman's side, going by the name Umbra.

    Even more than that, he didn't expect a mission looking for a missing cat would become this dangerous.

    With South Park needing actual heroes, a rival that made his stomach twist, and the New Kid making his heart throb and head go crazy, Kenny knew the next couple of weeks would be interesting.

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    English
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    91,504
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    11614
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    Now the kids drop their wands, swords and elven ears, to play a game about superheroes and expanding their respective franchises. Their aim is to make their franchises bigger than the other, by looking for a missing cat. However, this game of superhero just turn bad as they encounter crime groups, drug addicts, hired minions from Butters(?) and... a sentient towel in need of a high?

    What?

    It's a good thing that there's a hero watching over the New Kid, when they joined in this game... Or is it, the other way around?

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    Slingshot takes on two missions

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    3/?
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    4
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    58
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    10
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    889
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    What if the New Kid decided to quit the game after finding Scrambles?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1039
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    New Kid finally returns to school. How are things going to turn out between Kenny and the New Kid? Find out in this episode.

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    English
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    2,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    905
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    Kenny goes to visit the New Kid and brings a small flower with himself.

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    1,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    937
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    If there is a way the New Kid expresses concern then it's not the way Mysterion expected.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1106
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    What if the New Kid gave Karen's doll to Mysterion than the girl herself?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1188
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    Kenny had been wrong about the New Kid. He was more that meet the eye.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1149
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    Based off of an RP with a friend, in which the kids continue to LARP when they're older and improve upon the ideas of their younger selves with full-fledged character sheets and important decisions made by 20-sided dice. The new kids were tired of being kings because it didn't lead to anymore fun, so everyone decides to bring back the war between Kupa Keep and the Drow Elves.

    Amidst this war, Wizard King Cartman discovers an item that could change everything...

    or, 'God dammit Fatass why are you always so fucking OP?'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,561
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    753

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