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    "Yet I still couldn’t bring up a few things around him. Namely, my parents and how they would fight nearly all the time and my huge, dumb crush on Kenny McCormick."

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    The Eagle has fallen. After an unexpected coup d'état, Craig and Tweek were forced to flee Telos and leave it in the hands of Marjorine and Cartman. The Kingdom is now more divided than ever, with many lords still loyal to the king in exile. Repression and terror spread throughout the land, while the High Elves led by Prince Kyle continue their relentless search for the Stick of Truth. As both sides prepare for war, a new threat festers in the dark...

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    The New Kid was definitely quiet and very much strange. Him and Kenny never were the closest but they were still friends out of costume. During the game, they were on opposite sides. They weren't supposed to talk, just in case The New Kid told the Coon everything he said.

    Though, the minute Mysterion saw how unusual the black haired boy's family life was he couldn't just leave him be.

    Finding the boy crying in the alleyway only made him want to protect the New hero even more.

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    1/?
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    New Kid was not happy. No scratch that, she was pissed. She didn't care that Cartman kicked her from whatever stupid game he was playing now, she didn't even care that he straight up insulted her. But she did care that he just stole her bag, which has he laptop, wallet and headphones in it, and locked himself in his fucking basement. He was going to have hell to pay once she finally got down there.
    _____________________________________________________________________
    Hey so I changed the formatting a bit. but the story is still the same as I had planned it.

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    3
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    After the SoT, Paul is about to face off the most annoying bullshit he was dealt with. Besides to you vs Cartman.

    Will Paul be Hero or Villain? There maybe something more?

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    5/?
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    6
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    3
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    Now that he's come of age, Kenny's life has taken a drastic turn. He must now come to terms with his past, and who he really was. At the same time, a new family moves to town; carrying their own dark secret. What happens when both worlds collide?

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    Important: This story has been gone through, reworked and reworded in places I deemed appropriate. Some things have changed.

    This is a story fanfic based literally on one line said during my playthrough of "The Fractured But Whole." Slight Spoilers, but not really.

    The line itself was said the first time Stan used the 'Sandblaster' ability with the help of ButtHole/New Kid. After 'inserting' the air pump, Stan was heard to say, "Your ass is amazing New Kid!" and in my horribly corrupt mind, I took all the context away, kept South Park as a theme and here we are.

    In the Au, I'm focusing on my OC as an object of sexual desire for most of the guys in town. They're all 18 year old High School Seniors or older. This story is beyond gay. It's a rainbow cornucopia of glitter and unicorns. Turn back now if such extreme homoerotica disturbs you.

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    3/?
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    16
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    "We have reports of two vigilantes spotted in the southern shipping dock on 103rd street. All patrol officers near the area, investigate the matters."

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    • Part 1 of FBI
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    3/?
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    You turned over your bed to see the person you love laying in your bed. God you love waking up early in the mornings.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Despite the fact that she's lived in South Park for a year: no one knows New Kid is actually a girl (except for Wendy.) she is perfectly happy to keep it this way. At least that's what she tells herself.

    But now everything The New Kid tried to hide is at risk due to a series of events. Forcing her to face the consequences head on and in more ways then one.

    Plus she has a volleyball game to win.

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    5/?
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    25
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    New kid is dating Kenny while everyone doesnt know.

    *everyone is basically adults now, but not the little siblings*

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    1/1
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    New Kid staying up late figuring out what to get both Kenny and Karen however its super late. Kenny unknowingly helps calm down the New kid to eventually sleep.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    You are never 'I' ever since your family argue more and more. You can never call yourself 'I' ever since everything that's been happening.

    But you meet a blond boy who makes everything a little bit better.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    18
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    41
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    2
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    Kenny McCormick's life turns upside down when his older brother decides to leave South Park, leaving him alone with his sister and his unemployed, drugged and abusive parents.

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    2/?
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    4
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    44
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    4
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    340
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    You didn't plan to get involved with their superhero game but because of your 'ability' to befriend every cat in existence, Cartman ("It's the Coon, get it right, Douchebag") sorry- Coon thinks you'll be useful in locating a missing cat called Scrambles.

    After discovering that there's more to this than originally thought and stuck trying to figure it out with the help of the others, the Coon's still being a dick and wants to outdo the Freedom Pals for some reason- ignorant of the real danger that's threatening South Park.

    Ah man, Jesus help you. All you wanted to a distraction from your arguing parents.

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    Full rewrite of the Fractured But Whole with AU elements.

    After writting several continous one shots, i wanted to write an actual story. :)

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    The phone rang three times before Kenny picked up and you didn't waste a second before speaking: "Cartman forced me to partake in the hero game their playing."

    The was a moment of shuffling before-

    "What?"

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    1/1
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    2
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    28
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    1
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    The only reason you were dragged into this shit fest of a game of superheroes called 'Coon & Friends' is because cats seemed to naturally migrate towards you and Cartman ("It's the Coon, get it right, Douchebag") sorry- Coon thinks you'll be useful in locating a missing cat called Scrambles.

    God help you.

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    3
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    26
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    418
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    As he lay there, choking on his own blood from his sliced neck, Kenny thinks he sees a pair of mint eyes peering down at him instead of death. Shaggy brown hair framed the face the eyes belonged to and it's the last thing Kenny sees before he allowed Death to drag him away.

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    3
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    37
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    1
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    489
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    Cartman agrees to let the New Kid return to their superhero game but first he needs to go through a trial. Can New Kid pass it? You'll find out in today's/tonight's story.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    59
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    653
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    New Kid and Kenny meet up to talk about what happened at the police station and the headquarters of Freedom Pals. Will everything turn out for the better or worse? You'll find out in today's/tonight's story.

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    3,377
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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    52
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