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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

    Language:
    English
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    79,256
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    523
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    A Reverse AU.

    Osmund Priest is many things. A teenager, a scared little boy, and a Blackwing subject. But the universe is - quite frankly - a dick, and throws at him the one thing he cannot handle: Dirk Gently and, his detective agency, and The Rowdy 3, from a dimension certainly not his own.

    Language:
    English
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    16,043
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    114
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    What happens when the universe decides that you have overstayed your usefulness?
    There could come a point where a replacement for the Tools is necessary.
    But with the universe broken, it might not all go according to plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,777
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    203
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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Doctor met Dirk Gently? Well here is your anwser.

    When a man in a blue box appears in Seattle Dirk has no choice but to follow him and the tug of the universe he feels. Followed by a begruding Todd they try and solve the secrets and mysteries behind Blackwing. What do they want? Who are the other projects? And what is Dirk?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    735
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    reboot 483
    This is the bad place!” cries Dirk, again, and Friedkin just about catapults himself into the sun.

    Series
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    English
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    2,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    264
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    Buzzfeed Unsolved AU: Dirk and Todd are paranormal investigators with a relatively popular youtube channel. When they decide to go visit a supposedly haunted house in Todd's hometown (and bring Amanda along with them) things go a bit different than usual.

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    English
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    14,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    This fanvideo is about difficult relationships beetween BlackWing objects and workers.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    30
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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    127,686
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    434
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    In which Bart appears on the front doorstep of the Holistic Detective Agency on Halloween night.

    Language:
    English
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    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    64
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    Ken sits up properly against the door and runs his hands down his face. "You scare the shit out of me." He moans.

    "It's my job, Kenny Boy." Bart tuts and kicks her gun towards him, almost a sign of peace.

     
    (Or, the one where Bart is a trained assassin and Ken is the FBI agent assigned to catch her.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    111
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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

    Language:
    English
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    26,986
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    935
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    Turns out there are some fundamental truths that no one can simply dismiss.

    1. Blackwing doesn't do Halloween. If something does happen and they end up celebrating, it's usually for a sick and twisted reason.

    2. Dirk Gently's plans always end up with someone bleeding and someone dying.

    3. Amanda Brotzman isn't a good driver.

    4. You never bring up the past.

    5. Farah Black should be the next James Bond.

    This is a story of how some people learn that there is always more to every truth. And to think that it all began with a simple trick-or-treating.

    Or,

    Todd can't say no to Dirk, Tina adores Farah, only Martin should drive the Oh no! van, Priest is a creepy dude and the Blackwing subjects never celebrate Halloween.

    (Oh and Ken is briefly one of the good guys.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99
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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    379,256
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2260
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    Italiano
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    269,303
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    159
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    Po ich ostatniej sprawie i ostatecznym otwarciu Holistycznej Agencji Detektywistycznej, wszystko wydaje się takie, jak powinno. Ale wszechświat, projekt Blackwing oraz kilka innych elementów sprawia, że wszystko ponownie staje na głowie, a sprawa zniknięcia mieszkańców pewnego miasteczka i pojawienie się kolejnych ludzi, przypominających Dirka zmienia dosłownie całość.

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    1,539
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    25
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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,774
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1459
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    “You ain’t on any of the rosters, and I woulda heard about you if you worked for Blackwing on the down-low,” Priest says, smoke puffing out from his lips with every word. “So what are you doing there?”
    Priest doesn’t seem like the kind of person to care how he got here, and Ken isn’t interested in lying to him.

    Or, Priest and Ken have a late-night discussion. Clothes come off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    Ken checks up on the captured Blackwing subjects, and watches Priest work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,472
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    65
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    Lieutenant Todd Brotzman has been serving aboard the USS Ridgely for a year when he meets Lieutenant Dirk Gently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,311
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    955

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