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    Todd has been an assassin for years. It was an easy job, especially when he had the universe whispering in his ear telling him which jobs to take and which to turn down. So when Mr. Priest offers him much more than his usual rate to kill a man named Dirk Gently, the universe is there telling Todd to accept the job. However, when Todd looks Dirk in the eyes, something seems off. He can’t pull the trigger.

    Priest then hires Todd to officially work for Blackwing, hoping that he can persuade him into seeing the dangers of leaving Project Icarus alive. But things backfire for Priest when Todd learns that Dirk is actually a very good person, and he might be falling in love with him.

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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    Описание:
    Небольшая зарисовка об отпуске, коктейлях и о самых красивых ногах
    Посвящение:
    Нашей холистической секте, кому же еще :)
    Примечания автора:
    Давненько меня так на творчество не пробивало. Даже "Доктор" не вдохновлял меня так, как "Дирк", которым я, неожиданно для себя, зафанатела очень быстро. Небольшие каникулы дома, и новый музыкальный сборник, где оказалась песня Шакиры "Try Everything", вдохновили меня на такой летний и немного сумасбродный мини-фанфик.
    Музыка:
    Shakira - Try Everything
    И немного:
    Mika - Talk About You
    Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (Abbey Road Sessions) и та же песня Kiss Me Once Tour Remix
    Пикча для вдохновения:
    http://c7.alamy.com/comp/CWNRKW/a-woman-doing-a-handstand-in-the-water-CWNRKW.jpg (и пофиг, что это женские ноги)

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    Priest makes a cake. Just a 3am drabble.

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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection). All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual little stories! Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    Trapped and alone once again at Blackwing, Bart’s still waiting for a sign from the universe about where she really belongs. Amanda's strange visions of a woman who needs her help prompt the Rowdy 3 to rescue her from the clutches of their oldest enemy.

    After losing Ken and Panto, Bart’s hesitant to trust any more friends the universe puts in her path. But maybe the punk life is exactly where she belongs. Maybe a holistic witch is just the answer she'd been looking for.

    (Or - how a murderous dirt muppet joined a weird supernatural punk family)

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    Just a funny fan trailer of the TV show.

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    Ken had a lot of time to think in Blackwing, and he's got the universe- HIS universe- figured out. It's just a matter of how to take charge
    (A collection of Ken's opinions and thoughts during his rise to power)

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    After their father's death almost five years ago, Todd took over his hat shop despite how unfulfilled he felt ever since that day. For the very least Amanda could achieve her dream of opening her own pub, and he was there to support her by her side, knowing deep inside that as long as he could take care of her he could ignore how he had to take care of himself.

    He wasn't miserable, even if he felt like all he did was drag his legs from one place to another, passing through time in a dazed and angry state.

    And, of course, it was him that was thrown into the wizards' and witches' loop of personal quarrels as war approached, getting cursed in the process and forced to find some unheard-of wizard deep in the Wastes when no other than the horrible Gently was roaming the land again.

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    after being executed by gibby for the murder of her showerhead, she decides to live out this redemption arc to the fullest.

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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    After a night on the town in an attempt to hide his feelings for Dirk, Todd goes home with a man he met at a bar. But when he wakes up he finds himself tied to a chair and at the mercy of Dirk's childhood monster, Osmund Priest. The universe seems to have abandoned the agency and their friends, and as they suffer and uncover secrets never met for their eyes, they learn a very important lesson.

    Once lost, some things are gone forever, and Mr. Priest is determined to see to their destruction.

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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    Sirius would never betray his friends, Remus knows it, James (presumably) knew it and Peter (wherever he’s got to) knew it. Unfortunately, the ministry, the minister and even Dumbledore himself do not seem all that interested in knowing it. Perhaps this Muggle Detective with a flair for the improbable can help.

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    Sequel to "You're Mine"

    I'm Yours takes place with a brainwashed Dirk Gently ( Forced Svlad Cjelli ) working for Blackwing under Mr. Priest. Their bond slowly growing despite a new monster being put in charge of escorting both of them. Priest and Svlad are now on a case Svlad received through cryptic means, however, it has put them on the path with Project Cerberus. A grouchy Medium who hates his powers and everything to do with it who has two ghosts with him wanting to reach out to Dirk and bring him back to the person he used to be.

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    The man’s eyes widen. “Hang on.” He drops the shoe and tries to scramble over the lobby desk. He’s only technically successful, flailing onto the floor.

    “Whoa, dude, are you-“ He does that disconcerting popping up thing again, this time right in his face. He steps back a little. “Whoa, dude-“

    “Hang on.”

    “You already said-“

    “You said you don’t know if you like being scruffy or not.” He tilts his head. “Are you trying to tell me that you don’t know who you are either?”

     

    Dirk and Todd, with no memory in a hotel that goes on forever.

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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    Icarus is a boy with magical flowing blonde hair that glows when he sings, and a dream of one day becoming a detective. But his father has kept him locked in a tower all his life so that bad people don’t come and try to use him for his power.
    Meanwhile, Todd Brotzman and his band of bandits, Mexican Funeral, have stolen a mysterious machine from King Patrick that is said to hold immense value.
    And to top it all off, Princess Lydia has gone missing.

    Basically, the Tangled AU that nobody asked for.

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    (...) He collapsed onto his knees, sobbing. He couldn’t take it anymore. For the first time in his life he found friends, true friends and he has let them all down. In the worst way possible.
    “What of it, then?” He heard his own voice above him. He looked up and saw himself, in his yellow jacket, looking down at himself with pity.
    “What of what?” He asked inanely.
    “Of your life. Of your purpose, Dirk.”
    He looked around and shrugged. He didn’t know. Seriously didn’t know.
    “I guess-,” he looked around then went back to his own face above him. “I guess it’s the end.”
    “Oh no, Dirk.” The other him kneeled before him and took his hand in his. “No. It’s just the beginning.”

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    “I read what I need to read. Just like I eat food when it comes to me, and find cars that start when they’re supposed to, and drive to wherever I gotta go.”

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