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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    39/?
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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    11/?
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    2
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    Italiano
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    42/42
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    Po ich ostatniej sprawie i ostatecznym otwarciu Holistycznej Agencji Detektywistycznej, wszystko wydaje się takie, jak powinno. Ale wszechświat, projekt Blackwing oraz kilka innych elementów sprawia, że wszystko ponownie staje na głowie, a sprawa zniknięcia mieszkańców pewnego miasteczka i pojawienie się kolejnych ludzi, przypominających Dirka zmienia dosłownie całość.

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    1/?
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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    “You ain’t on any of the rosters, and I woulda heard about you if you worked for Blackwing on the down-low,” Priest says, smoke puffing out from his lips with every word. “So what are you doing there?”
    Priest doesn’t seem like the kind of person to care how he got here, and Ken isn’t interested in lying to him.

    Or, Priest and Ken have a late-night discussion. Clothes come off.

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    1/1
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    Ken checks up on the captured Blackwing subjects, and watches Priest work.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

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    2/?
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    3
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    Lieutenant Todd Brotzman has been serving aboard the USS Ridgely for a year when he meets Lieutenant Dirk Gently.

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    3/?
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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    1/13
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    “I’ll do my best to keep you safe, but I can’t do it at the expense of the greater good.” A gentle warning. “I’d be disappointed if you did,” he said. “I’d have to spend my afterlife haunting you, making tutting noises.” “I’m immortal,” she said. “That’s a lot of tutting.” He smiled at her. She grinned back. A small bit of relief that buoyed them both.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    5
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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    28,198
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    3/?
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    The universe is contagious.

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    1/1
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    7
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    or, Fear and Loathing in Alternate Universes

    See everything, go anywhere.

    Amanda’s persistent visions of an invisible girl lead Team Jacket and the Rowdy 3 to Nevada.
    Desert roads, neon lights, and other dimensions await.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    12
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    24
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    2
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    Dirk decides it's time to go on a road trip

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    14
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    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency receives a fair number of cases from a fair number of people, so it's probably not really that noteworthy when one just happens to be ex-Blackwing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    28
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    3
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    It's Dirk Gently to Queen's Stone Cold Crazy. I don't know what else to tell you.

    Language:
    English
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    186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    It's sort of collectively assumed that they're going to rescue Bart from Blackwing as soon as they find out she's in there.

    or,

    everybody teams up to get Bart out of the Scary Government Facility and learn very few lessons along the way

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    English
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    2,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    2
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    Like their parents before them, Todd and Amanda get jobs with the oh-so-benevolent government organisation that is Blackwing.

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    English
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    3,571
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
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    28
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    5
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