18 Works in Keith (Voltron) Being an Idiot

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    Pidge has the bright idea to bring all her friends together on a camping trip.
    Keith meets Lance and his head explodes.
    Lance lives in Cuba and the trip is only for two weeks, but they still hook up every night in spite of knowing that this all might just end up being the beginning of the end.

    Basically, it's smut without the smut and both boys are super gay for each other without the other realizing it.

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    Lance has always been a bit of a romantic, so his soulmark? It's disappointing to say the least. He's furious that his soulmate have the audacity to be so rude in their first meeting, and takes it out on him.

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    Keith is leaving for the Blades. Lance stuffs his jacket into the bottom of a duffel bag, smuggling it to Keith and hopes it’s subtle. Pidge may be on to him.

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    “Oh wow, Black did that?”

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    Lance has Multiple Personality Disorder (aka Dissociative Identity Disorder), and he's Altean, and he was on that Kerberos trip with Shiro and stuff, so he's ultra fucked up from being Zarkon's punching bag. This is a one shot that will be part of a bigger story where I rewrite e v e r y t h i n g from Voltron, because why not. There are hints of klance, if you squint. Allura is a bitch, and The Coranic is a Dad™

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    Lance fell asleep looking up at the clouds and wondering how in the actual fuck it came to this. To this small apartment where the three of them resorted to petty theft and stockpiling healing potions. How they didn’t have fully working lights because every bit of electricity was needed for powering Pidge’s supercomputer to find Matt.

    Matt. Matt, someone Lance hadn’t even met but was now dedicating to finding. Who had somehow been the basis for Lance and Hunk getting kicked out of the academy- scholarships halted, expelled immediately.

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    Keith swallowed a gulp of lukewarm coffee. The brick steps he was crouched on hurt his legs and the sun finally peeked up over the city. He pretended not to even notice.

    There was work to be done.

    Someone had to be found.

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    Keith gets so drunk, he doesnt even notice that the uber drops him off at the wrong house. Lance's house.

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    Lance is a hairdresser. Keith is his customer. It's love at first cut.

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    Keith’s childhood is fractured with blurred-out edges, and it's partially his own fault. He made a point of forgetting old schools, old houses; finding nostalgia instead in redrock and tumbleweed and sandstorm-sharp wind.

    But he remembers the Garrison.

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    Lance never could figure out how it was always his fault.

    Or, the five times Lance was blamed for the other’s mistakes, and the one time they only had themselves to blame.

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    "Keith kissed a stranger."
    "You kissed a stranger?!"
    "He kissed a stranger."

    In a society where everyone is labeled as either a Normie or a Fusee, some people are able to fuse with others who have matching personality traits. Fusees have two categories, though; "Stable" and "Unstable", based on personality traits. Unstables are able to balance each other out if their traits fit together like a puzzle piece, otherwise things go badly. Everyone used to be a Fusee, but after a massive incident, fusing was banned, and the amount of people who used their ability vanished from government knowledge; but of course, that means people would find a way to do it illegally. In the form of dance, Fusions battle for coins, known as palluras, in a hidden arena.

    Katie, Keith, Tsuyoshi, and Lance are Fusees. Katie and Tsuyoshi have been dancing partners for over a year, while Lance and Keith are just beginning. Katie sets up Keith and Lance, and well... it's interesting for both of them.

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    Lance is quietly humming under his breath while filling the showcase, barely registering that there is someone walking towards their doors with purpose.
    And a very dark, grumpy face.
    So when he picks up the tray, Hunk gives him his usual “Lance…” warning, he smiles at his friend, as usual. “I got it, man, c’mon!” and then he whirled around with the same gorgeous smile the second he heard the bell.
    Up until then everything is usual. and then he sees his customer.
    “Welcome to A… Altea… Bakery, how can I help… you.”
    His brain short circuits right about then and the only thing Hunk hears is a loud crash and something that faintly resembles a whale dying.

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    “Are you calling me a slut Pidge?”
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    Keith is pretty sure he's going crazy. Because Lance won't stop asking questions, and Keith can't seem to come up with the right answers. Or the time the team takes a mission to a literal death planet, and these two idiots get stuck.

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    Keith loves to overwork himself. So much so that he passes out in the castle halls more often that is considered healthy. Lance drags him back to bed.

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    Lance's new charge was strange. He'd only encountered a ward like this a couple times and even then that was years ago. When health and safety were disregarded in favor of fighting wars and drinking straight liquor because the 'medicine man is coming to saw my legs off anyway'. Keith Kogane was reckless. He wasn't stupid. He was just...optimistic? No, that wasn't it. He was stupid.

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    When Keith comes down sick, he assumes its nothing and carries on. But as classes and deadlines start to take their toll, it becomes more and more obvious to both Keith and his boyfriend Lance, that this ‘cold’ is anything but normal. How he made it to lectures with full blown pneumonia, he’ll never know, but something he does know is that no matter what, Lance will always be by his side.

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    This is a request fill from my illness and injury Tumblr blog

    Request: Some college au lance and keith, where maybe keith gets like really badly sick (Up to you my friend how) and lance has to force him to stop going to classes/go to the hospital but keith gets so freaking stressed because he must have perfect grades (Klance if you want!!) Thank!!! C:

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    Two idiots, one town, and zero understanding of each other's feelings. Bring on the popcorn.

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    Lance realizes he missed his birthday and is sad about it so he and Keith make out I promise it's way more romantic than this summary

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