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    A sampling of fragments of punchlines, minifics, and meta I'm now in part putting on my tumblr! But the aggregate and longer things will likely be here. Predictably Lambert-centric, though I'll tag the characters and pairings as they come.

    Latest:
    blink and you'll miss it (Letho, T, humor, minific)

    Language:
    English
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    14,825
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2226
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    “You must be able to enchant without casting spells, to protect yourselves and your interests." Yennefer said to the young pupils. "Men are weak, yet they are in power. Sorceresses disrupt that unfortunate fact by being almost otherworldly with their perfection."

    During the Thanedd Coup, Philippa Eilhart saves a young sorceress who knows a great deal about Yennefer and Ciri. This sorceress is brought to Redanian capital Tretogor, where she is introduced to the young King, Radovid. Could she be the reason why the King grew so hateful towards all wielders of magic?

    "Lodge of Lies" is a multi-chapter, immersive work that merges the books and the games. It involves several OCs and fan-favorite characters like Geralt, Yennefer, Ciri, and Jaskier. The main themes in the work are palace politics, forbidden love, lodge-politics, and romance/competition/hatred between sorceresses. The story is lore-heavy but reminders will be provided at the beginning of each chapter.

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    English
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    75,177
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1960
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    Aiden and Triss have both resigned themselves to being in love with their best friends, both of whom are in love with another person - each other. It's painful but manageable... until Lambert and Keira get engaged at Geralt and Jaskier's wedding. Drama ensues.

    In which:

    Aiden indulges in self-pity, Triss tries to make the best out of a horrible situation, and Lambert and Keira think they're meant for each other... but are they?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,512
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    228
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    Jaskier is a master of words. He loves words - it's his specialty.
    However, when the White Wolf seems to be following him everywhere, he thinks that maybe, just once, he might try a new tactic: silence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    781
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    The Witcher 3 and onward, but make it gay.

     Someone was here, someone as familiar and warm and welcome as the bath. Behind him, he heard the fiddling of hands, metal against metal, a quiet hum of a slightly off-key tune. He smiled. Finally, they were together again. Geralt turned slightly, but the way he sat in the tub didn’t allow him to see completely. In a fuzzy, unfocused periphery, he saw shoulder-length grey hair, lean muscles. Something smelled like… apples? No. Mandrake. Mandrake with a whiff of strong, heavy alcohol.
    Finally, they were together ag–

    Another smell cut sharply through the apple-like scent of the mandrake. Fire. Burning flesh. Melting stone.

    With an instant, bottomless panic, he opened his eyes again, causing a loud splash in the water. Everything looked the same. Another smell. Gooseberry. Lilac. Despite the warm water, he felt a cold shudder along his back.

     

    RELATIONSHIPS SPOILERS:
    Main is Geralt and Regis, but it will take a while to get there. A WHILE.

    Heads up: There will be some (consensual, intelligent) monster fucking along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    120,889
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2498
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    Geralt’s brothers are usually at the skate park with their boards, but he’s always been too afraid to join them. He’s afraid he’ll get hurt. Chronically ill people don’t do sports like that.

    But, one day when he decides to give in to Eskel’s pestering he heads down the skate park and settles himself on a bench to watch.

    That’s when he meets Jaskier.

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    English
    Words:
    12,963
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2224
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    [TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I WRITE THE ENDING] Life in Toussaint was perfect, idyllic even. Anyone would have been happy to spend the rest of their days basking in the sun and drinking excellent wine, but Geralt was bored. A nearly impossible contract suddenly manages to pique his interest, sending him back onto the Path. He should have heeded the warning signs; Toussaint was once again in danger. It started with missing knights, then led to ancient, forbidden magic, and a love that threatened to tear Toussaint apart. Sequel AU to Blood & Wine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,351
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5084
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    It takes time, sometimes, to figure it out.

    Language:
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    2,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    102
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    Eskel, by virtue of the Law of Surprise, has gotten himself entangled in a Peace Treaty that will require him to marry a foreign princess or let the Northern Kingdoms be invaded by a force unrivaled from the other side of the Skelligan Isles. So far, the only person mad enough to think things won't end in disaster is Geralt's friend Dandelion, who insists he's coming to the wedding because he's related to her.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    383
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    Post Blood and Wine.

    Much has changed since Geralt of Rivia had been released from prison after he let the vampire Dettlaff van der Eretein go. While visiting the Duchess Dandelion found evidence that the whole of Sylvia Anna’s childhood traumas were orchestrated by the Duchess in order to gain control of the duchy for herself. A coup was staged, and Damien de la Tour is currently in control of the duchy. With the help of Yennefer of Vengerberg, he is holding the duchy together till the Emperor can arrive and set up a new line of succession for the storybook state.

    With Regis having been gone for close to a year Geralt held out little hope of ever seeing his friend again, but when a new conspiracy comes to light, this one deeper, more insidious than the previous, Damien de la Tour pulls Geralt from retirement. Regis and Geralt are tasked with one of the toughest battles they will have to face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,226,316
    Chapters:
    137/?
    Comments:
    940
    Kudos:
    1006
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
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    A transcription of a meeting of Temerian Royal Council with one 'Elaith Gernanne', a she-elf from another realm, made by Svorad the Royal Scribe.

    A companion piece to 'Warp in the North' - recommended to read (but not required) just to provide you with context.

    WARNING - Lore-heavy

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,353
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    Lambert is a parrot.

    Lambert is a parrot and it’s eating him alive.

    Lambert is a parrot and there is nothing he can do about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    Geralt Rivia has nowhere to go once he's released from jail for street fighting. Vesemir offers him a home and family in exchange for one thing. Geralt must finish his high school education at the age of 20. Despite acting aloof and detached, Geralt finds himself embroiled in a popularity contest. Between his foster brothers, the cool kids Julian and Valdo, and the gorgeous Yennefer Vengerberg, Geralt has his hands full trying to keep his promise to Vesemir while not getting involved in any high school drama. But drama has a way of finding Geralt no matter how hard he tries to hide from it.

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    English
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    22,826
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1322
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    NEW! ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
    ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
    ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
    ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
    ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
    ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
    ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
    ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
    ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
    ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
    ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
    ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
    ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
    Please prompt kisses!!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,937
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2190
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    Sort of sequel to 'Dragonborn Rising'

    The story of Ragnar Dragonborn in the world of 'The Witcher'. Based around the events after the Third Northern War, the triumph of Nilfgaard over Temeria, the Dragonborn and the White Wolf are on the search for Cirilla, while keeping the Wild Hunt off her and their backs. Along the way, the pair would venture across the continent and beyond, finding themselves involved in the politics, intrigue and violence of the day.

    Technically, this is a story based on the game events of the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, with the Dragonborn hanging around.

    Updates: Slight hiatus as future chapters will need editing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    238,516
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    14248
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    Being an assistant on the witcher set is a dream come true for you, helping bring to life the books and games you were brought up with. But when the project is threatened to be cancelled completely your called in to save the day! But can you really fill in for an actress?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,328
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    16698
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    Labert, Eskel and Geralt get pulled into a strange situation involving forgotten knowledge, sorceresses and an Ofieri prince and his retinue. The story follows Lambert as he navigates the situation at hand while Eskel tries to rebuild the school of the wolf but he wont be able to do it alone, he is going to need help from a certain white wolf and his sorceress lover.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,392
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    440
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    Lambert centric, short, with no reason or purpose or deeper meaning. What is one to do when one runs outta rarepair fics to read? Pour a cup of booze, a mug of coffee and abuse laptop till a story is born.

    1st - Lambert, Eskel, tending to injury; Geralt and a crate of booze
    2nd - Ciri, Lambert, facing issues like adults - with bombs and lot of sulking
    3rd - Ciri, Lambert, facing grief with much more cursing than strictly necessary
    4th - Eskel, Geralt, surprising gift - a bottle of booze, obviously, some family bonding as well
    5th - Lambert, Keira, a castle full of assholes (no, not just the wild hunt is included in that)
    6th - Letho, Lambert, coexisting - family comes together to call each other names and fight over spots to puke
    7th - Eskel, Lambert, wintering; Geralt would like to get new siblings
    8th - pure, selfindulgent lambskel
    9th - Ciri, Lambert, wintering at Corvo Bianco; Geralt got a birthday and faces it like a level-headed adult. No.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,800
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    428
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    Triss is consumed by guilt.

    So when Yennefer of Vengerberg shows up to Kaer Morhen in a weakened state, Triss feels an obligation to not only mend her body, but their fractured relationship as well. With the looming danger of the Wild Hunt, the uncertainty of Ciri's fate, and a shared pain between them both, something unimaginable may be found amidst the chaos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141,765
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    10107
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    Agent Lambert MacKay, codename Red, elite and prickly member of secretive spy agency W.O.L.F finds himself assigned (utterly against his will) to an undercover operation with Keira Metz, an English heiress, and Aiden D'aramitz, a French jewel thief. The mission: recover a necklace containing coded sensitive information from a gala auction - simple. The reality: anything but.
    Running against the clock and through the streets of 1960s Rome, tailed by a shadowy organization that seems to always be one step ahead of them, the three unlikely partners will have to learn to work together if they're going to make it out alive.
    (And if they happen to fall in love along the way it's nobody else's business but their own)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,447
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    316

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