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    Nach dem ihre Mutter ihr kurz vor ihrem Tod offenbarte, dass ihr Vater in Rumänien lebte, begab sich Irina vier Wochen nach der Beerdigung auf den Weg. In einem kleinen Dorf traf sie auf mehrere Leute, die ihre Mutter und auch ihren Vater nur zu gut kannten. Karl Heisenberg, einer der vier Lords, der bis zu dem Tag nichts von ihr wusste.... Wie wird er wohl reagieren, wenn sie plötzlich vor ihm steht?

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    You’ve just embarked on a brand new life, saying goodbye to a burgeoning legal career to tour Europe as part of a half-decent cover band, when you find yourself captured by Miranda and her cronies. Advising Fortune 500 companies was one thing; singing in front of crowds of drunken wedding guests was another; but it seems your greatest challenge of all might be coming out of this hellhole alive. You’re given to Heisenberg to babysit, and when you miraculously survive Cadou-implantation, you emerge with a confusing and potentially powerful ability that Heisenberg wants for his efforts to overthrow Miranda. What begins as pure strategy and survival instinct slowly develops into something more. And there are plenty of romps with Heisenberg along the way...by which I mean smut. Lots and lots (and lots) of smut. Buckle up!

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    Ethan Winters is a mess of a college student. He's been left in the wake of a shaky divorce and the traumatic events of Dulvey. But now, he has his daughter and three roommates- and a surprising amount of mystery still surrounding his life. Chris just wants to figure out what the hell is going on with the Winters family without the rookie cop he got assigned by the Philly PD interfering or distracting him, and Leon wants the same damn thing. Surprisingly enough? Karl is the most normal of the bunch, and he has enough mommy issues to fill up a goddamn cargo container.

    Then again, that's probably why he bonds with Rose so well.

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    And just like that, you were free, actually free this time. Not in some house arrest high-security prison. Now you are stranded in the freezing cold that is Romania, But you don't sweat it. You'd been through worse in the training the BSAA put you through. What you weren't trained for was to become a giant beacon that basically read "Come and get me, Miranda!!"
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    You are a decommissioned agent who has been relocated to your "Forever Home" In nowhere Romania. Things aren't what you expected so go on the run only to find yourself in the middle of a village that is in desperate need of some pest control. With your trusty axe in hand, you become the new "exterminator" and icon of the village. Of course that puts you on Mother Miranda's Radar as well as her children who- Weather they admit it or not, are completely fascinated by you.

    Technically this is considered an AU because Chris Redfield didn't technically found the BSAA and is simply their golden boy!

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    It was another day in the village. Everyone bustled about, saying their prayers that Mother Miranda would save them, the usual gossip. I never minded the chatter; it gave this shithole life. Provided juicy stories about how Jonathin slept with Christina and such. The people thought they’d be saved by my mother. God, they’re so fucking blind. At least I've got my house and a friend by my side, even if he's a lycan. Better to talk to him than anyone else.

    !! ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE !!

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    Ambrosia was, just another failed experiment to Mother Miranda. After the experiment failed, he was sent to live with Donna. He didn't get out of the house for years, but he was finally able to leave and meet the lords.
    But that didn't stop his suicidal thoughts and self harm.

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    You are the medicine woman of the village. One day, you are summoned to the factory of Lord Heisenberg. But it appears it won't be just a single meeting with the Lord, when he offers you a deal that is hard to refuse...

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    A one-shot/request book.
    No attachment to plot.

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    After Ethan died in Dimitrescu's castle, Miranda carried on with trying to bring her daughter back, which resulted in her death. Umbrella talked to the four Lords, striking a deal with them. They could only leave the village if the corporation asked them to join a mission, they could only be away for so long, since the Cadou affinity linked them to the place, they would provide for them too. When Umbrella cleared up Miranda's lair, they told the Lords to gather the information that was personal to them inside her lab, and that's when Heisenberg finds something unexpected hidden from the four Lords and Umbrella.

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    Karl knows there’s no real reason why Ethan’s love for him should be any different, but he feels undeserving. Ethan is forgiving and trusting, but it truly is a wonder that he’d chosen to extend his kindness to Karl.

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    Ethan’s experiencing a heat in the midst of all the chaos. He bumps into non other than Karl Heisenberg and things start to get steamy. Alpha/Omega dynamics.

    Top Karl and Bottom Ethan~

    Complete one shot~

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    Karl Heisenberg is a lord and one of the four experimental children of Mother Miranda, a brilliant biologist and cult leader of a small village based in Europe. Karl is powerful and near-immortal thanks to Miranda, but he deeply resents how his life and freedom had been taken through no fault of his own, but choices others made for him as a young boy. Well into adulthood, Karl has made a bitter peace with his lot in life until an encounter leaves him shaken.

    When he meets Sonja Ainsley, Karl gets a taste of what a normal life could be and vows to fight for it.

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    Set mostly before the events of the game, having faced a series of dead ends in his work, Karl Heisenberg finds himself in charge of the village while Mother Miranda is otherwise occupied. When the Duke arrives, he brings his usual wares, an unexpected delivery and a change in the air.

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    Lord Karl Heisenberg is tasked by Mother Miranda to track down an escaped experiment of hers, but when he finds the red haired young man, he finds that his mutation is just like Karl's; Able to transform between lycan and human forms, the only other lycan in the world who can. After he puts up a hell of a fight, Heisenberg thinks he just might be strong enough to help him kill Miranda, and it doesn't hurt that he's so beautiful.

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    After a little fight over the dishes, you and Karl make it up again.
    It involves bad puns, a striptease, and good communication skills at least from one side.
    Ends with a bit of questionable wholesomeness.

    (Just read it, I'm really happy with how it turned out :p)

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    Five years after the events of Resident Evil 8, Karl Heisenberg wakes up in a barren wasteland that used to be the Village of Shadows.

    Survival is an option, but helping the man who saved him from that hell is not.

    Or: Ethan’s hand trauma is how Heisenberg recognizes him. Ethan would not be alive otherwise. Rosemary is just the best.

    CW: later on in the story there will be self harm (no blood though), there are mentions of death, abuse, experiments run on humans, and murder. Individual warnings will be in the notes before chapters, and there will be summaries at the end of those with more direct imagery. Stay safe! (Rating for these themes)

    I won’t abandon this work, but I have no set update schedule so don’t expect shit from me /lh
    I’ll just update when I feel like it (or when I remember to)

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    Running for his life seems to be the only thing that gets Ethan Winters thinking. Heisenberg's deal is shitty - why would he even propose such a thing? Unless ... It's a matter of perspective.

    Alternative Summary: Ethan and Karl's friendship speedrun.

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    Bea is a woman who is broken down by Miranda and is forced to adapt to strange new powers and the loss of her memories.
    Karl is a long broken man looking for revenge.
    The real question is when sex and a mutual desire for miranda's death turn into feelings they don't understand, will they heal or hurt each other by the time the shit hits the fan.

    an alternate summary; woman breaks 5-year writing hiatus because she's simping for a sad magnet from a horror game.

    Updates: as of 2/13/22 I have read through and revised every chapter. hopefully, I fixed more issues than I added. changes are front loaded on the first 3 chapters as well as the smut, but small changes are all over to make the story more detailed.

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    Three years ago, your sister and her husband moved to Romania after... the Incident in Louisiana. The Winters have been living peaceful lives under the constant surveillance of the New Umbrella. Ethan started military training while he and Mia found stable jobs and you found yourself doing what you loved most, fighting.

    Being an international MMA fighter took you all around the world and you loved it. The community was incredible and you found a way to let out your frustrations, life was great.

    One day, Ethan called you in a panic, telling you that Mia was pregnant and going through things that she needed her sister for. Once you finished your season, you announced your break for family reasons. You stayed with Ethan, Mia, and, eventually, Rose to help with Mia's recovery and Rose's first year alive.

    But what happens when you, Ethan, and Rose are taken to a strange village?

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    Sacrificed by your parents, you're turned over to the Lords. Mother Miranda passes you to Heisenberg. Will you accept him as your alpha?

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    7/?
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