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    A collection of works, most likely one-shots, about Karl's sexy ass boots

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    Being a woman and owning a tavern wasn't easy on its own, but owning one in this crazy-ass village was even worse. You had your regulars and the town drunks certainly loved it there so you couldn't complain too much. Your biggest problem with this village was the blind loyalty to Mother Miranda. You respected the woman, but you refused to worship her like some God. Even your uncle was roped into her spell.

    One day, when you were just about to close from a slow day, you're greeted by a face you rarely see around the village but he is very well known.

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    Ethan Winters is a disaster of a human being (if you can call him one, at this point.) What happens if like, everyone around him can see he's a very pathetic man with love-my-daughter disease? (Also, Miranda doesn't yoink Rosemary. thats a pretty big thing. She lets him keep the little baby for now.)

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    Living in the village bring hard times on everyone especially when mother miranda has stopped protecting us from the lycan. People can barley afford to feed themselves my family being one of them. So what happens when one of the lords decides to help a desperate family by buying their daughter ridding them of a mouth to feed and giving them more lye than they could ever spend?
    Will she be able to break free, or will he break her turning her into another one of his mindless creations that obey his every whim?

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    2/?
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    3
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    A woman wakes up with no memory of her past, not even her name. A mysterious tattoo hints at her origins and nightmares plague her each night, showing her pieces of her past. Years later, she’s a successful mercenary snd assassin hunting a mark that takes her to the wilds of Romania.

    Unbeknownst to her, other, more dangerous beings lurk in the shadows. As fate brings her face to face with the Lord of Metal, the woman begins to unravel the mysteries of her past. But Farren’s struggle to find herself is cut short by nefarious intention of the village “mother”.

    As an uneasy alliance forms with the Lord of Metal, Farren must discover exactly who she was if she is to survive.

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    Hazel Spencer and her twin sister Rosemary have been missing since the plane they were on seemingly vanished into thin air over the Carpathian mountains in 1994. The statute of a missing person means someone is declared legally dead after seven years - it’s been twenty six.

    And yet - in an unnamed village, a woman of the same name, who hasn’t aged a day since the day she arrived twenty six years ago, lives in a greenhouse and tends to her garden.

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    After finding that your husband has been cheating on you with your now former best-friend you leave the states to backpack through Europe in hopes to both find yourself and make them jealous of your travels through your instagram posts. After finding yourself alone on the journey you come across a beautiful castle and move closer for a picture only to be attacked by monsters.

    A year has past and you still do not fully understand the cult that has taken you, their god who has brought you to them, and the mysterious Lord who saved you from the monsters in the first place. Could the same Lord that brought you into this cult be the one to help you escape?

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    -Run, Alex.-

    -Keep Running, Don't Stop.-

    -That’s it, you’re almost there Alex. One foot in front of the other. Keep running.-

    "Daniela! Please! Where are you?!"

    -Just a little more, you’re doing so good.-

    Alex breaks through the tree line, falling in to the large clearing.

    “Dani! She’s there, Mother! Near the tree line!”

    A large shadow covers over Alex, bringing a soothing warmth instead of fear.

    "Please be okay, Daniela..."

    -You did it Alex. You made it and I am so very proud of you.-

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    You’ve just embarked on a brand new life, saying goodbye to a burgeoning legal career to tour Europe as part of a half-decent cover band, when you find yourself captured by Miranda and her cronies. Advising Fortune 500 companies was one thing; singing in front of crowds of drunken wedding guests was another; but it seems your greatest challenge of all might be coming out of this hellhole alive. You’re given to Heisenberg to babysit, and when you miraculously survive Cadou-implantation, you emerge with a confusing and potentially powerful ability that Heisenberg wants for his efforts to overthrow Miranda. What begins as pure strategy and survival instinct slowly develops into something more. And there are plenty of romps with Heisenberg along the way...by which I mean smut. Lots and lots (and lots) of smut. Buckle up!

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    11/?
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    Rewrite

    You're not local, huh? Everything you remembered from your past life seemed to fade, but you're determined to hang onto it with each passing day. You wanted to just get away, take a break from mundane day to day. Little did you know that this break would lead to a break in your own reality. You now needed to find a way to survive, escape this place and find some resemblance of your past self. You couldn't afford to trust anyone, especially not him. But, then why did you?

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    Astra Montenegro is a cultural anthropologist who travels abroad to study the customs of an isolated, Romanian village called Umbria. Yet, the more she learns about it, and her connection to it, the more its dark history begins to consume her. In that darkness, she finds hope in someone who understands what it is like to be a victim of Mother Miranda’s twisted games. Together, they must learn to trust each other so they can end the nightmares that haunt the Village of Shadows.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    sometimes you end up with a life full of adventures, love and happiness. but what does it cost? James learned to late about what his price was

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    10/?
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    "Just so we're clear, you're not one of the Four Lords anymore, okay?" Ethan said, passing a loose cluster of houses. Maybe he should have been more nervous over entering society with Heisenberg. It hadn't felt like a possibility until he was faced with all those lights and people. "No sadistic bullshit, you make nice like the rest of us."

    "Fine, I can be one of the peons."

    "For fuck's sake—"
     
    "Relax, Ethan," he said, clapping Ethan's knee a little bit harder than necessary. "Where's your sense of humor?"

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    After Miranda is defeated, those who were affected by the Cadou and her cruelty find themselves waking up to a very different reality. Is this heaven? Does it matter?

    The citizens of the Village, including the Lords, are given a second chance. What will they do with it?

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    26
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    The Winters, having moved to Romania, has just met some weird neighborhood teenage goth kids hiding in their shed to wait out the income storm.
    Taking pity on them Ethan invites them in, and the couple feeds them coca and gets them blankets and Ethan offers them his phone to call their parents as Mia fusses over them. When they leave they invite them to come back whenever they want, leading to nearly daily visits by the trio of teens.
    Two weeks later in a shadowy village, Karl Heisenberg is being bombarded by his three mosquitos "nieces" who want him to woo and marry a blond middle-aged soon-to-be-father he's met a grand total of one time. His only consultation is that the super-sized bitch was in a similar boat as her spawns try to convince her to marry a heavily pregnant already married woman.

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    30/?
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    And so here begins my series of REVillage Winterberg fanart based on plot bunnies that can't stop popping in my head that I know will never be finished, so I'll leave them here to be adopted by any writer who wants them.

    I'll also accept ideas and prompts too.

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    16/?
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    It's a Karl Heisenberg Beauty and the Beast AU with Karl Heisenberg becoming a cat dad. What more could you ask for?

    (Reader has a name and she/her pronouns cause I'd already written the first chapter with a name and she/her pronouns and I felt like it was too late to go back so I wrote the second chapter with a name and she/her pronouns. Feel free to substitute.)

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    its a Mother Mother kinda day ig

    Tall vampire milf is insecure and you have a death wish (and are transmasc/gender unspecified afab, if you're cis afab then like... pretend karl didnt offer to chop off your chesticles ig im just projecting onto this fic)

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    Ethan Winters is kind, yes they're also a loving and soft husband/wife, but naive and weak? Hell no. Not when he lived trough hell on earth inside Raccoon City, The Baker's house, Mia's lies and her job. They were never weak nor naive. Not how Mia thought they were.

    Don't get them wrong, Ethan loved Mia and Mia loved them back in her own twisted way but after the baker incident Ethan considered divorcing her. Hell they don't even trust a word she says, they never trusted Mia again. No, never. Not when they have two bioweapons and a presumably dead child as they're daughters all because Mia was stupid enough to drag Ethan in her job thinking they'd be safe.

    News flash no they weren't. He became E-002 because of her and her lies. Now they're running far, far away from her and Umbrella with they're technically biological daughters. How they don't know either.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    44
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    13
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    'Harsh pants flew past your lips as you ran through the halls of the eerie estate, you paid no mind to the dolls you passed. The dusty floorboard creaked underfoot.

    You heard Angie counting down. 5 seconds left for you to hide.'

     

    A gay romance fic featuring Karl Heisenberg x Male Reader.

    Updates are meant to come every Friday but I make no promises in the long run so expect a few missed updates. (Currently unedited and in the process of being finished and edited)

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    • Part 1 of Re8
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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    34
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    356
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    43
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