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    Finding a little treasure in an unexpected place.

    Karl soon realized he may in for more then he thought.

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    Since the disappearance of her beloved older sister Ingrid, Evanna Codreanu has felt like a stranger in a familiar land. The fact that she’s a nature witch descended from a mysterious heretic craftsman known only as Norshteyn hasn’t done much to ease this feeling.

    When her secret is exposed, she finds herself at the ‘mercy’ of the Four Lords and their leader, Mother Miranda. Forced into the literal fight for her life, Evanna must rely on the one thing responsible for her predicament, all while discovering hidden truths about her ancestors...and what Miranda has in store for her.

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    “CAN’T YOU TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!?”

    “What was that sweetheart?” he crowed, “Can’t hear you from up there!”

    “FUCK YOU!” the blonde screamed, leaning over the metal sheet to glare at Heisenberg, before scrabbling back to the safety that was the opposite side pressed against the concrete.

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    Dear reader, I come today to bring a project that I have been thinking about for some time. As I’m in progress with my other fanfic "Bling Light" I decided to post only a short preview of what I’m planning for the future. In this fanfic I bring a modern and alternative universe of our village, without escaping from the classic references. I hope you appreciate the idea. s2

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    You’ve just embarked on a brand new life, saying goodbye to a burgeoning legal career to tour Europe as part of a half-decent cover band, when you find yourself captured by Miranda and her cronies. Advising Fortune 500 companies was one thing; singing in front of crowds of drunken wedding guests was another; but it seems your greatest challenge of all might be coming out of this hellhole alive. You’re given to Heisenberg to babysit, and when you miraculously survive Cadou-implantation, you emerge with a confusing and potentially powerful ability that Heisenberg wants for his efforts to overthrow Miranda. What begins as pure strategy and survival instinct slowly develops into something more. And there are plenty of romps with Heisenberg along the way...by which I mean smut. Lots and lots (and lots) of smut. Buckle up!

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    Rewrite

    You're not local, huh? Everything you remembered from your past life seemed to fade, but you're determined to hang onto it with each passing day. You wanted to just get away, take a break from mundane day to day. Little did you know that this break would lead to a break in your own reality. You now needed to find a way to survive, escape this place and find some resemblance of your past self. You couldn't afford to trust anyone, especially not him. But, then why did you?

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    it’s literally awful and i probably need therapy and jesus

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    "You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you."
    -George R.R. Martin

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    Astra Montenegro is a cultural anthropologist who travels abroad to study the customs of an isolated, Romanian village called Umbria. Yet, the more she learns about it, and her connection to it, the more its dark history begins to consume her. In that darkness, she finds hope in someone who understands what it is like to be a victim of Mother Miranda’s twisted games. Together, they must learn to trust each other so they can end the nightmares that haunt the Village of Shadows.

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    Alcina was brought back to the present when she realized that your tendrils had finally retreated back into your back and oxygen was quickly becoming an issue for you as she was now only holding you by your throat. She slackened her grip but kept you off the ground but she didn't need to worry, as your eyes began to droop even as they hadn't left hers just yet and Alcina felt a sudden burst of unadulterated glee.

     

     

     

    You weren't some failed experiment gifted to her or wandered your way onto her castle grounds seeking shelter. Like Mother Miranda, you were an accidental direct product of the Cadou—Alcina could sense it as your aura was similar to that of Miranda's, though not as powerful since you were still so young. But you chose her. Her.

     


    Like many others, you found yourself running away from your problems to some remote corner of the world in the mountains. But you can't run from karma, no one can, but who said that karma couldn't be both a curse...and a blessing?

     


    Sorry I suck at writing a summary, lmao, that's why there's a snippet there.

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    Your life is over when you lose your grandmother to a terrible illness.
    It gets even worse when Lord Heisenberg chooses you against your will.
    You and a few other villagers are set as Mother Miranda's test subjects and it's the Lords and Ladies' duty to keep the villagers in line until the time comes.
    You relationship between you and Lord Heisenberg is highly toxic at first but along the way the two of you grow closer.

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    A one-shot/request book.
    No attachment to plot.

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    Orphans sometimes do peculiar things. A drop of kindness may have one hugging close to your leg for the rest of their life, imprinting on you much like a baby duckling. Viviana has been raised by the little Romanian village that Four Lords reign over and she has always remained unquestionably devout to the teachings of Mother Miranda.

    When a simple task has her facing down with a strange creature, she is found not by the villagers that have raised her, but instead she is found and taken by Miranda to be included in her experiments. Viviana finds her life tipped overboard and discovers that the woman she has held in high regard her entire life may have a side only few have ever witnessed. In her quest for the truth, she realizes that her life may be over but that doesn’t mean it has ended.

    *** NOTE: This is not an example of a healthy relationship in any way and should be read with the knowledge that this is fictional. This is a dark fic, though it is not as dark as some out there, it still may be too much for some people. ***

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    gay fantasies. that's it that's all this is

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    Two maids employed at the Dimitrescu Castle are forced into further servitude, where it's do or die. Conform or transform. Be queened or die a pawn. Privilege comes at a price. One is given to Lord Heisenberg, and the other becomes the newest plaything of the Lady herself.

    It's an unapologetically self-indulgent rp/collaboration between myself and my roommate. Still on-going and developing, we'll post chapters as we finish editing and formatting from discord. Drink up, you thirsty fuckin heathens.

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    Karl Heisenberg is a lord and one of the four experimental children of Mother Miranda, a brilliant biologist and cult leader of a small village based in Europe. Karl is powerful and near-immortal thanks to Miranda, but he deeply resents how his life and freedom had been taken through no fault of his own, but choices others made for him as a young boy. Well into adulthood, Karl has made a bitter peace with his lot in life until an encounter leaves him shaken.

    When he meets Sonja Ainsley, Karl gets a taste of what a normal life could be and vows to fight for it.

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    24/?
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    Set mostly before the events of the game, having faced a series of dead ends in his work, Karl Heisenberg finds himself in charge of the village while Mother Miranda is otherwise occupied. When the Duke arrives, he brings his usual wares, an unexpected delivery and a change in the air.

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    Another hell of a laundry day because Karl didn't do it, but maybe it'll be postponed... ya know, with your crazy outburst. Good luck, Karl.

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    another one of "i'd make a summary of this but this shit hard"

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    Karl Heisenberg does not appreciate it when others try to encroach on his territory. Not. One. Bit.

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    Alternate version of the surgery scene in chapter 3 of Taker, Take It All. Can be read as a stand-alone if you want Dirty Talking Karl cutting a willing Ethan open.

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