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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    Sometimes, a simple sentence can change everything

    M4K3 SOLLUX ST4Y
    (OR K4RK4T W1LL D13)

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    Karkat fights an imp and throws himself a pity party.

    --Triple Drabble Character Study of Karkat--

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    aura:
    noun
    1.
    the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, thing, or place.
    2.
    (in spiritualism and some forms of alternative medicine) a supposed emanation surrounding the body of a living creature and regarded as an essential part of the individual.
    any invisible emanation, especially an odour.

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    It hurts.

    Every single fucking day hurts like a steamroller crushing over whatever microscopic pieces are left of your idiot fucking self worth as you smell and see and hear and taste the remnants if what was. You haven’t left your bed for shit except for class and basic necessities in nine fucking months. Dave dumped you two hundred seventy one days ago.

    Not that you’ve been keeping count. That would be cliche and completely ridiculous of you. You aren’t some girl in some romcom, despite the fact that you just got dumped by the love of your life-your fiance-your now ex-boyfriend of five wonderful fucking years. No, you’re just some stupid university student suffering through the existential dread of knowing nobody will ever love you like he did because you’re a shithead who doesn’t know how to not ruin things.

    You feel thirteen again, all self loathing and a depressive episode that has become more of a too long series than just an episode. It hurts. It hurts and you miss him.

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    Speaking of noticing things, you notice that there are several more grubs in the sandbox next to you than there used to be. Not an issue. Your youngest is blue (indigo, so you’ve been told), so obviously just look for the blue one.

    There are two blue ones.

    Okay, so maybe you’re an awful parent or maybe you’re xenophobic, but you really can’t tell the difference between grubs by anything besides horns. Maybe teeth, if they happen to have wild teeth.

    Part of "Basebound," a long as hell AU where I make up fankids and everyone has a great time.

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    On the first day of the three-year meteor trip, you made the executive decision to keep a strictly factual journal on Strider, documenting his mannerisms and weaknesses. No, it wasn't a fucking diary, shut the fuck up.

    It went about as well as expected. Which is to say, it backfired horrendously.

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    alt title: in which karkat writes an absolutely obscene amount of journal entries about dave strider

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    instead of playing the game, in stead Feferi peixes convinces her friends to help her take down her ancestor and alternia's empress her imperious condescension so that she can asume her position and bring peace to troll kind and make up for the actions of her ancestor and all from the point of view of the kindness is helmsman, the Ψiioniic, Medina captor. what will happen, how will he react. will this be more then a one shot. read and find out.

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    You were someone once. More than someone, you were a prodigy, a pioneer of film and music. People used to mob you just for the chance to shake your hand or get your autograph. There was a time where Dave Strider was the name of the freshest pancake out of the pan, too hot to dare to get close to but also absolutely desired by everyone in the kitchen. Now you’re nobody, and you’ve been nobody for five years. Get married Dave. You’re only thirty Dave, everyone would kill to have a girl like Jade. She’s really going to go places with that whole ectobiology business, Dave. Come on Dave, don’t you want to lock her down while you’ve got her? When should we expect kids? Aren’t you two going to live together now that you’re married, Dave? Dave you really shouldn’t be away from home so much. Dave don’t you love your wife? Don’t you want her to be happy? Don’t you want her research to pan out? Aren’t you willing to make sacrifices for the woman you love? Dave she’s got her PhD and all you do is make movies, c’mon support her with school, be there for her. Who the fuck do you think you are?

     

    You’re fucking nobody now.

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    ROSE: You are a little bitch, Dave.

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    Post-ultimate victory, there's a little time to chat. It goes better than one might expect.

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    Karkat never thought his life would take such an unexpected turn. But now that he has a chance to ensure he lives past the point in which his secret is revealed to the world, he is going to grasp it and never let go. A Homestuck meets Persona 5 with references. Read authors note.

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    Karkat, John, Roxy, and Jade find four crystals around the outskirts of time, but they disappear when the touch them. Suddenly, they develop powers. Blood, Wind, Void, and Space.

    When a man named Jack Noir wreaks havoc on Skaia City, it's up to these four new super heroes to save the day!

     

    But what are these weird flashbacks they're getting? What's "SBURB"? What's Alternia? Why doesn't Karkat feel right in his own body? Why do they feel like they're forgetting something?

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    Jade Harley deserves better, so I'm giving her better.

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    Karkat has been dealing with a whirlwind of emotions lately, and his growing feelings for Dave only adds to his turmoil. He's not sure he's ready to accept the fact he's ready to move on from his first matesprit, after the tragedy that ensued not long after. It doesn't take long for said Strider to help him out of it though.

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    There’s a certain something that comes with realizing the frivolousness of time beneath the sweltering heat of the Texas sun that makes a guy want to take a swan dive off his roof like he’s a professional fucking diver getting ready to take home the gold for the US in the Olympics. There’s a certain something about thinking about how time isn’t really worth anything, how you aren’t worth anything, that makes a guy wonder if anything he does is even worth thinking about. You aren’t that guy though, of course not.

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    Karkat Vantas is uprooted from his life in the city & drug across the state to a small town he won't even be bothered to learn the name of. He was set on not meeting anyone new. He thought it was perfect when his dad asked him to go meet some people in the neighborhood... at noon on a Tuesday, when most kids would be in school. He brings his romance novel & set up shop under a tree at a park. Just when his book is getting good a tall lanky boy intrudes on what was supposed to be a nice afternoon. Karkat does of course warm up to Dave (Though rather unwillingly) & notices his feelings begin to shift just as something in the shadows begins to stir.

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    Karkat wakes up to Dave acting more affectionate towards him then he usually is, how will Karkat decide to ask him about his behaviour?

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    The first time that you ever see him, it’s 10pm next to the dumpsters behind your local Walmart. Your van is so close, so close that you can easily read the plate in the dark and see the way the church’s logo curls all over the side, its name practically emboldened by the darkness. Then, there he is, all suddenly appearing beneath the motherfucking street lamp with a cigarette between his lips and scorn in his eyes. You don’t know what it is about him, with his oversized, bright red hoodie, or his scuffed up shoes, or the hair so wild it calls out to you, begging your hands to get lost in it, but you’re drawn to him. He is bright as a shooting star, he is an angel falling right from heaven sent down to bless you. You feel it deep in your bones, right down into your core.

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