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    The Game isn't quite done with the players yet, and as a final act to their play, it tugs them to another universe in need.

    Or at least, it tugs Karkat there first, to an alternate Alternia, where if the Signless fails, and is killed, so does the flames of the revelution. The hemospectrum remains prevelant, and every troll remains slave to it. The Summoner does not rise up.

    The Game decides it really does not like that, so it send its players there to help. Slolwy but surely.

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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    "¡Bruja!"
    "¡Malvada!"
    "¡Matará a nuestros hijos con su magia!"
    "¡Sirvienta del demonio!"
    Esas eran algunas de las cosas que estabas acostumbrada a oír. Era simplemente normal para tí, al fin y al cabo, eso era uno de los inconvenientes que tenía que ser una hechicera...

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    "Witch!"

    "Evil!"

    "She will kill our children with her magic!"

    "Devil's maid!"

    Those were some of the things you were used to hearing. It was just normal for you, after all, that was one of the inconveniences that had to be a sorceress...

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    In which the Kids and the Trolls go to the prestigious boarding school Skaia Academy, but none of them actually deserve being in the Academy. Hell, half of the squad cheated on the exams. Now that all of the kids have formed the official 'Diseased Bulge Fondler Squad' (at least, that's what Karkat called it) the fun times can really begin!

    Also, I added my OC (Megan Argentum) into this, but she doesn't really play that big of a part. This story is told from switching third person perspectives. Although this is meant to be comedic, this will have some more serious chapters.

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    Karkat Vantas has just discovered he's a demigod. Now he must find a way to fit in at a camp he doesn't really feel like he belongs to. Then again, this may not be as bad as he thinks, there is that annoying but cute boy here...

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Running an Empire is difficult enough, even without having to completely restructure it. And when you add in aliens, alliances, and the proclivity of things to go screwy, it only gets worse.
    But Karkat has always been able to rise above the challenges he's had to face. He can do it again.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    Karkat hurts because of something his flushed crush Sollux said in a bad moment. For several days, he refuses to answer his friends and finally fed up, Sollux storms over to figure out what's wrong.

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    The miscellaneous Adventures of John Egbert and his pet Karkat

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    The two Strider-Lalonde twins move in with their great aunt Roxy in Oregon for the summer for some "fresh air" and "memory making." The two are less than thrilled--Rose had her heart set on spending the break from high school working on her novel, drinking tea, and reading, and Dave just wanted to hang around town with his buddies and write rap music--but they quickly realize there's more to the little town than meets the eye. With their two brand-new best friends in tow, they're going to not only go on ass-kicking adventures, gain superpowers, and fulfill an ancient prophesy, but they're on track to discover the true dramatic past that links their families together and the real mystery of the monsters/aliens/whatevers living in the forest.

     

    Where doing this man. Where making this happen.

     

    *****UNDER FORMATTING RENOVATION*****

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

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    In which Karkat isolates himself in the first few weeks due to extreme paranoia and depression, and those closest to him try to figure out how to help him.

    *Discontinued*

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