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    Karkat never thought his life would take such an unexpected turn. But now that he has a chance to ensure he lives past the point in which his secret is revealed to the world, he is going to grasp it and never let go. A Homestuck meets Persona 5 with references. Read authors note.

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    Earth and Alternia have begun an alliance, and humans and trolls can go and live on each other's planets. Redbloods used to be highbloods, but an act of rage by a previous empress sent the RedBloods' lives into chaos. Suddenly, Karkat is found out, and meets a human named Dave Strider, who has taken a liking to him.

    Will Karkat live in hiding forever, or become the next Signless and admit his feelings for Dave?

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    Trying not to think about it too much, you let out a heavy sigh, and head for LOWAA. Time to figure out once and for all what the deal is with that land.

     

    After his breakups with Feferi and Vriska, Eridan heads on a solo quest, convinced he has nothing to lose.

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    It's simple. Bro does not like werewolves. Werewolves took his brothers from him and you're a werewolf now. That cool kid you once were is gone and whatever is left of him, whatever you are, living in the body that once was called Dave, owes it to him to go down swinging and take as many monsters with you as you can.

    Homestuck Werewolf + more AU

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    His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.

    His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.

    He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.

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    Karkat wants to know what the hole in Dave's stomach does.

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    [Meta fic that is written within a universe where Roxy, Dave, John, Jake, and Karkat are superheroes]

    So this is based off the headcanon that breath does a lot of cooking. somebody takes breath’s food and he decides to investigate.

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    Time wears thigh high boots for no specific reason. And blood hates it.

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    Jade, Dave and Karkat are all in love with each other. Without realizing that the others love them back. Basically, pining idiots who downright refuse to adress their feelings.

     

    This is a prequel to a road trip AU fanfic I'm working on, created partly because I felt like establishing the JadeDaveKat ship by showing their dinamics would be a good idea, and partly because the epilogues and Homestuck^2 can suck my nuts. This relationship will be healthy gog damnit! Even if I have to beat the snot out of Alt. Callie to do so.

    Also, basically no formatting and no beta. Sorry.

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    Karkat gets sick of the city and moves somewhere with some peace and quiet.
    His neighbour, a young farmer, befriends him.

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    **A rewrite of my fic by the same name: But the unabridged and extended edition! Many things have been changed between the fics. **

    Tony always assumed that he had done everything and everyone worth doing, but he was still empty and alone at the end of the day.

    Then one day he was asked if he had ever had "done" a troll.

    This led him down a path filled with shock, anguish, disturbing sights and bitter truths. But it also eventually led him to deep friendships, genuine happiness, a loving family and a self completing feeling of heroism.

    It also led to him saving generations of trolls who were treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    • Part 1 of TBL
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    After 3 weeks of dreaming about the night before he lost his father, Karkat finally connects the strange happenings in his home with a haunting. After a few phone calls and a visit from local ghost hunter and ghost, Aradia Megido, later and suddenly there's more pressing matters than a haunting. Karkat's brother is missing, according to their father's ghost. After a trip to visit his still very much present, and very much annoying, brother, he thinks his dad might have been wrong.
    Only there's something very wrong going on in the town Kankri lives in, and it's all centered around the older of the Vantas brothers.
    (Discontinued, sorry)

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    In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.

    And the new narrator?

    Someone unexpected.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    GO TO THE Extended edition rewrite: It will be updated and fleshed out. This version has too many errors to save. It will NOT be deleted though. https://archiveofourown.org/works/24019180/chapters/57786460

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    SBURB / SGRUB decides to screw with all the humans and trolls one final time. Nobody is surprised.

    Following the hijinks associated with a bunch of trolls returning to Alternia after they thought they had escaped it, as well as the humans muddling things up in their newly-obtained troll bodies. Watch as they all find each other again, learn to live together, and try to take over an empire. Failure in this scenario means certain death.

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    In death, Karkat had peace and rest like he never experienced in life. The cosmic stakes were gone, some other Karkat's problem. Death also gave Karkat opportunities he'd never had in life, like experiencing the romantic quadrants.
    And along comes his prospective matesprit, Eridan Ampora, ready for a second date.

    It's time to go skating.

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    Karkat has a very bad day at the amusement park.

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    Sollux is a gamer. Despite having only one quadrant filled, he isn't particularly worried about romance. Still, when Karkat joins the guild, they both can’t help but see a rival in each other.

    ~ ~ ~

    Knowledge of World of Warcraft isn’t necessary, but will aid in your comprehension of chapter one specifically.

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