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    “I’m not pale for him!” You cry.

     

    “Alright, man,” Dave says. “That’s cool, my matesprit likes to be dramatic and he used to lie to himself a lot, too, so I’m used to this shit. Not that I’m gonna wax red for you, that’d be weird as all fuck.”

     

    “It would,” You agree. “But it’d be better than this conversation.”

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    40/?
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    Kanaya was always grateful that Karkat satisfied her rainbow drinker needs, but the thick red scent flowing into her mouth and the soft moans coming from her willing victim made the process confusingly pleasurable. She didn't think she could hold herself back any longer. She was sure Karkat wouldn't mind getting a little bit more intimate.

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    A Gamzee x Reader insert for a friend. I was originally going to make it a one shot, but I have too many ideas.

    It was late at night and you wanted some food, so you decided to go to your nearest convenience store. While you were there, you met a weird troll.

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    1/?
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    Karkles is pretty sure he's got everyone wrapped around his little finger.

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    1/?
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    4
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    Less artistically titled: "When Karkat falls, he falls so hard and fast that his self-deprecating ass ends up giving himself a deadly disease because, I mean, honestly, have you looked at Dave Strider lately?"

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    50
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    Eridan has some important news to share with Karkat, and they hope they take it well.

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    14
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    12/?
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    42
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    3613
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    Rose goes after a heartbroken John to explain exactly how she and Karkat ended up in a secret relationship.

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    4/4
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    6
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    The story of two young deviants, their friends and enemies, and a moirallegiance forged in alienation.

    (Set on Alternia in a no-game AU featuring a very strange version of troll culture in which social gender roles somewhat resemble the inverse of their human equivalents. Technically a prequel/reboot of the very old fic 'Together We'll Ring In The New Year.')

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    1/?
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    11
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    30
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    6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

    (NaNoWriMo 2016 entry)

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    10/?
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    69
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    139
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    18
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    3327
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    Karkat, long ago, when he still lived on Alternia, resigned any and all kinds of concupiscent romance - period. He trained himself to put his feelings aside when it would only hurt him in the long run and, even when his planet was destroyed, he kept this vow up, if only to reserve his name. That being said, why is Dave fucking Strider, of all people, the only exception?

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    4
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    39
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    Dave was wandering the meteor, bored, when he stumbled across a secret room marked by deep, purple claw marks. He investigates and ultimately tells his two best friends - the Mayor and Karkat. For there on, they build a blanket fort and paradox space ensures that many, many shenanigans follow this.

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    15/15
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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    10/10
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    Eridan's a blast from that past that you'd rather forget - and it turns out Kanaya put him behind her too (albeit with much less subtlety). But no matter how hard you try, you just can't shake him off.

    Like any logical, Condesce-fearing person looking away to get away from their problems, you go to the bar.

    Retrospective note to self: with the bar comes alcohol, and with alcohol comes bad decisions.

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    English
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    2,139
    Chapters:
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    5
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    40
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    Karkat needs to blow off some steam, and Kanaya's all to eager to help. After all, Moirails Help Each Other, right?

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    English
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    3
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    I don't know how to do this without you.

     

    Either everything is real or nothing is and her voice is the exception.

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    Kanaya was ignoring him again.

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    1
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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it's an amalgamation.

    A podfic of Beginning to Feel a Lot Like You, a Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa Fic for quartile.

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    2
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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it’s an amalgamation.

    Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa gift for Quartile.

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    English
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    2,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    524

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