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    After the collapse of the Empire, Her Imperious Condescension reunites with her last remaining subjects.

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    4/4
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    83
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    4
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    74,867
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    120
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    526
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    65
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    5395
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Chapters:
    44/44
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    2519
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    2880
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    Karkat and Kanaya explore quadrants and the magical world of lusus/grub roleplay

    Language:
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    4,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    330
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    AU in which Gamzee got to Nepeta first so Equius walked in on a dead meowrail.

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    14,677
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1329
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    He was vocal. She was controlled.

    He was passionate. She was driven.

    He was a superhero, and she was a reporter.

     

    Just another story of the confused budding relationship of two individuals, trying to find their way in the world.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    67
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

    (NaNoWriMo 2016 entry)

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    17,902
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3906
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    English
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    125,607
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1806
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    i don't ever drive by your house
    to see if you're in
    i don't even have an opinion
    on that tramp that you are still seeing

    i don't know your timetable
    i don't know your face of by heart
    but i must admit that there's still a part of me
    that thinks we might get on
    that we could get on, that we should get on.

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    English
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    583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
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    “I’m not pale for him!” You cry.

     

    “Alright, man,” Dave says. “That’s cool, my matesprit likes to be dramatic and he used to lie to himself a lot, too, so I’m used to this shit. Not that I’m gonna wax red for you, that’d be weird as all fuck.”

     

    “It would,” You agree. “But it’d be better than this conversation.”

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    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    536
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    Kanaya was always grateful that Karkat satisfied her rainbow drinker needs, but the thick red scent flowing into her mouth and the soft moans coming from her willing victim made the process confusingly pleasurable. She didn't think she could hold herself back any longer. She was sure Karkat wouldn't mind getting a little bit more intimate.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    395
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    A Gamzee x Reader insert for a friend. I was originally going to make it a one shot, but I have too many ideas.

    It was late at night and you wanted some food, so you decided to go to your nearest convenience store. While you were there, you met a weird troll.

    Language:
    English
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    1,996
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    364
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    Karkles is pretty sure he's got everyone wrapped around his little finger.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    995
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    850
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    Less artistically titled: "When Karkat falls, he falls so hard and fast that his self-deprecating ass ends up giving himself a deadly disease because, I mean, honestly, have you looked at Dave Strider lately?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    679
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    Eridan has some important news to share with Karkat, and they hope they take it well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    322
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    Rose goes after a heartbroken John to explain exactly how she and Karkat ended up in a secret relationship.

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    2,610
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    702
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    The story of two young deviants, their friends and enemies, and a moirallegiance forged in alienation.

    (Set on Alternia in a no-game AU featuring a very strange version of troll culture in which social gender roles somewhat resemble the inverse of their human equivalents. Technically a prequel/reboot of the very old fic 'Together We'll Ring In The New Year.')

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    English
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    3,494
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    215
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    Karkat, long ago, when he still lived on Alternia, resigned any and all kinds of concupiscent romance - period. He trained himself to put his feelings aside when it would only hurt him in the long run and, even when his planet was destroyed, he kept this vow up, if only to reserve his name. That being said, why is Dave fucking Strider, of all people, the only exception?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Dave was wandering the meteor, bored, when he stumbled across a secret room marked by deep, purple claw marks. He investigates and ultimately tells his two best friends - the Mayor and Karkat. For there on, they build a blanket fort and paradox space ensures that many, many shenanigans follow this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,538
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,699
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1395

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