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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed. pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    8/?
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    2
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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    33/?
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    Dave and Karkat have a movie night.

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    dave asks rose if all trolls have 'tiny lil crab legs'. pesterlogs ensue

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    715
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    1/1
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    4
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    32
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    1
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    There, that was it, the two words that broke him. He stretched his arms out as far as they would go, tears welled in his eyes as he called out for him.

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    1/?
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    Karkat, Dave, and Nepeta play a game of ironic misunderstandings roulette, and for once, Dave's not into it.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and, you're getting pretty sick of living after the game.

    "You know what my favorite colour is, right Karkles?"
    "No, I don't care Strider."
    Dave stepped incredibly close to Karkat, who could feel Dave's body heat through their clothes.
    "Red."
    Life sucked sometimes, so much that Karkat stopped to wonder if he was being punished. If the universe wanted to bestow upon him the most annoying alien in existence. Dave Strider himself.
    But you don't believe that's what Karkat truly thinks, do you?
    Well, leave it to fate when someone needs an attitude adjustment. Karkat, the hopeless, hopeless romantic doesn't know what other trials will be forced upon him in the form of the hue which dripped through his veins and his old friend, Gamzee Makara.

    (TW: depression, self-harm, and brief mentions of suicide)

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    83
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    "Kanaya," Rose quietly said as she looked out the window, "I don't want to tell my mom."

    ~~

    Sometimes things don't quite work out the way they planned.

    Specifically, trying to start a family.

    PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    How many days had you been laying in here on your own? How many times did your chest tighten at the sound of anyone walking past the door? How many times did you hear him walk past, only to stop just outside before walking away again? How much longer were you going to let this drag on for?

    (In which Dave has been avoiding Karkat, and Karkat is understandably upset by it.)

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Kanaya gets commissioned to make two dresses, and Dave and Karkat happen to be the right size to help them fit.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    6/?
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    191
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    You can deal with this. You can handle whatever else this universe had to throw at you. All you had to do now was show people that your being special and famous and, damn, some kind of savior, didn’t mean you didn’t have normal wizard problems.

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    6/?
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    The Game isn't quite done with the players yet, and as a final act to their play, it tugs them to another universe in need.

    Or at least, it tugs Karkat there first, to an alternate Alternia, where if the Signless fails, and is killed, so does the flames of the revelution. The hemospectrum remains prevelant, and every troll remains slave to it. The Summoner does not rise up.

    The Game decides it really does not like that, so it send its players there to help. Slowly but surely.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    167
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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

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    26/?
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    536
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    Of course Alternia could find a way to ruin something as beautiful as love.

    You're flushed for Dave, but every time he smiles at Terezi, you retch up delicate flowers.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You’ve just turned 18 eight months ago, you still haven’t met your SOULMATE, and you work as an ASSASSIN with your BRO. Speaking of which, your bro, just yesterday, said that you had another job today. Specifically, the first job that you’ll be doing all on your own. According to him, the person you’ve been assigned to is a male troll around your age. This troll’s name is Karkat Vantas, and his assassination has been ordered for the following: mutant blood color, being apart of a group who’s against the Empress, and causing the death of many of those who protected the Empress against their group's past attacks. Although, for some reason, you don't really want to kill him.

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    2/?
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    7
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    43
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    7
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you don’t think you’ll ever get used to sleeping beside another person.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    13
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    Coming out is terrifying. If you have the right people backing you, it can be a bit easier.

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    English
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    2,801
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
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    1
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    346
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    Роуз и Дейв делятся друг с другом информацией о сексе с инопланетянами, пока Каркат и Канайя обсуждают своих странных партнёров-людей.

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    Русский
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    2,275
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    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    9

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