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    This is an (in-progress) re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.

    Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.

    pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.

     

    For the visually oriented version of this fic click here

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    29/?
    Comments:
    13
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.

    Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.

    For the version of this fic optimized for Text-to-Speech click here

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    42/?
    Comments:
    749
    Kudos:
    440
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    "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COME BACK FROM BEING HUNTED FOR YOUR WHOLE ADOLESCENT LIFE?

    HOW DO YOU STAVE OFF A PARANOIA THAT WAS BASICALLY COMPLETELY FUCKING JUSTIFIED?

    ONE THAT HAUNTED YOU FOR SIX FUCKING SWEEPS?"
     

    Kanaya Maryam decides to test-run a brand new kind of conciliatory method for one traumatised Karkat Vantas.

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    4,987
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    1/1
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    9
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    153
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    The Strider and Lalonde siblings are an essential team fighting for the rebellion against the Empire ruled by the White Queen. A material trip goes wrong, one that is more than important for the rebel side, and they find themselves held captive on a ship of trolls who are known to work for the Empire. Escape is desired, yet futile and somehow, Dave can't bring himself to be all too concerned when his captor looks the way he does.

    (Note: The underage tag is just because Dave is 16 in this story. I may remove it depending on where the story goes but I figured it’s better safe than sorry.)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    304
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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    “Listen, I just think--”

    And you realize you don’t want to hear what he thinks, actually, because all of his thoughts right now are totally fucking stupid. You say, “Has your brain grown legs and cliff-jumped out of your fucking skull-” and things spiral from there.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    Dave and Karkat are having One Of Those Nights, and Karkat desperately needs a distraction. Scrolling through his palmhusk's contacts list, his finger immediately stops on one contact, complete with a little ♦ beside their name.

    Who better but Maryam?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    DAVE: do you just play tongue football with all your friends now
    DAVE: why didnt you tell me i woulda shown up to the party
    KARKAT: WHY IS EVERYTHING SEXUAL WITH YOU FUCKS
    DAVE: it isnt im just saying kissing is usually the opening band for the main event
    DAVE: which in this case is you putting your pool noodle inside her swimsuit
    KARKAT: WHAT THE *ACTUAL* FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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    1/1
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    Dave and Karkat tag along for Rose and Kanaya's anniversary date at a carnival. At the top of the Ferris wheel, Karkat admits to having a fear of heights.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    235
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    I in no way condone rape, torture or anything of the sort. Real sex needs to be safe, sane and consensual. Anyway enjoy this fic.

    Many years after the loss of Sgrub, the trolls are stuck on a meteor and going a little stir crazy.

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    Comments:
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    2
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    CG: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN PESTER ME AFTER YOU FUCKING FORGET THE DAY I WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS PLANET?
    TG: yeah kind of
    CG: FUCK YOU, STRIDER.

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    homestuck fanfic w a fnaf song lyric title sobs so fucking hard

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    940
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    126
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    There's gonna be so much romance drama in this fic. High school AUs are my favorite thing to write, this is going to be so fun :D!! Now onto the actual summary:

    Following the super-duper unfortunate and totally accidental death of his Bro/DAD???? Dave and his brothers, Dirk and Hal, go to live with his mother and two sisters. On top of that, he's also starting his first year of high school at a school with a boy who he's pretty sure hates him.

    Karkat has always sort of been drowning in people, he's a part of a huge family so he's used to being part of a group. What happens when you introduce someone who likes to single him out?

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    1,667
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    148
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    Meat!Karkat meets Candy!Dave... he’s not impressed.

    Update: Candy!Dave starts a journey to seek out his old friends... it doesn't go quite as he expects. Turns out no one's having a good time.

    Language:
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    Words:
    43,410
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5970
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    It’s Dave, again. What, is he not working today? “Hello, why are you calling me for the second time in the middle of my 12 hour shift.” Karkat phrased it less like a question and more like a deadpan statement, just to show how unsurprised he is by this development.

    “Oh, no reason. I mean, Rose just texted me about adopting a grub, have you talked to Kan recently?”

    Karkat sighed. “Literally two seconds ago.”

    “That’s why, okay,” Dave paused for a moment, but continued, “What did she say?”

    Additional basebound background stuff featuring the cringe concept of canon characters raising kids

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    37
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    218
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    In which Sollux strikes Karkat because "oh fuck the looney bin didn't give him enough meds for this month." (Tw, this is literally about Sollux having a bi polar episode and verbally/physically abusing Karkat.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    426
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    Humans enslaved trolls all those years ago when they kidnapped Her Imperious Condescension. That made you, a human CNA, sick to your stomach. One day, a group of teens were even beating a troll who you "saved" - Sollux Captor. (Original fic by DrownedTrying)

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    4,063
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    441
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    Dave and Karkat have a movie night.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    470
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    dave asks rose if all trolls have 'tiny lil crab legs'. pesterlogs ensue

    Language:
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    Words:
    715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    411
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    There, that was it, the two words that broke him. He stretched his arms out as far as they would go, tears welled in his eyes as he called out for him.

    Language:
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    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    182
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    Karkat, Dave, and Nepeta play a game of ironic misunderstandings roulette, and for once, Dave's not into it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    259

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