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    It started with something simple: Just a message, written in something you’d wager a guess at a mix of blood and ectoplasm, on the mirror in your tiny apartment bathroom.

    I’LL REMOVE YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU DON’T FUCKING QUIET DOWN AT NIGHT. SOME OF US WITHOUT BODIES ANYMORE ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCKING *SLEEP*!

    Alternative Title: Ghost Boyfriend: Deceptively Sad with a Happy Ending.

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    Roxy Lalonde has a fight with her friends one night because she was drunk. Embarrassed and ashamed, Roxy sulks and avoids her friends, until a funny fish troll tries and succeeds to cheer her up.
    Eridan Ampora has anger issues and isolates himself from his friends. He sees a human girl with an expression he is all too familiar with.
    Roxy and Eridan explore the confusing territory of troll-human relations and moirallegiance, while dealing with their own issues and romantic endeavers together.

    Updates every Friday.

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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You’ve been on this meteor for less than three human weeks, and thus far you’ve been occupying yourself with
    1. Watching Rose trying to alchemise things and then getting superbly frustrated when she fails
    2. Listening to her apologies and explanations over lashing out when frustrated
    3. Watching her try to list the simplest concepts she knows of
    4. Clown hunting
    5. Avoiding Vriska

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    12/?
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    Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.

    He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?

    Well, that's the thing.

    It never is.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You’ve dreamt of love your entire life, and the second it happens to everybody else is the second you realize that you are cursed to be alone.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam. Your permanent residence is within the lonely hearts club.

    Your name is Dave Strider. You are way too fucking busy taking care of your two little siblings and working your ass off to even consider the prospect of love, much less soulmates.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde. You aren’t going to let fate dictate shit.
    -
    The second a person turns 18, they get the words of their soulmate’s love confession etched into a part of their body.
    But what if soulmates didn’t always exist?

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    Ангелы сводят Эридана с ума.

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    Eridan Ampora has gone through it. Being selectively mute after a horrifying accident that he believes to be his fault, leaving his zoned school for three years, only communicating through Karkat has left him less social than he would like to be. When he finally comes back he realizes everything is absolutely wayward and not what he had in mind. His crush on the guy who hates his guts couldn't be any more complicated.

    Sollux Captor despises Eridan Ampora, the quiet not really new kid to the school. Just looking at the guy makes him want to punch his teeth in. However, he can't as their mutual friend Karkat won't let Sollux physically near the mute. Personally he finds the mute boy unnerving, and is irritated at his very presence. Until the two numbnuts finally communicate and realize that not everyone is perfect.

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    dave asks rose if all trolls have 'tiny lil crab legs'. pesterlogs ensue

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    A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but a world seemingly unaffected by Skaia is different in unexpected ways.

    Dave will learn that there are some problems that are harder to deal with that a meteorite or an exploding sun- mainly how to seek justice in an unjust system and what it means to pay for others people's crimes.

    It's a Civil Rights AU.

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    After a year of intergalactic travel, during which she had visited more planets than she had ever imagined, honed the powers she had once thought were as strong as possible, and traveled countless stellar miles chased by the armies of an enraged empress, Rose Lalonde is pretty sure she's seen it all.

    One year after the rescue of the rightful Alternian Empress Feferi, the hunt for the rebellion led by Captain Karkat Vantas draws close.

    (this is a sequel to Stow Away)

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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    On Earth C, there is a museum dedicated to the Creators of the universe, and how their universe came to be. In this museum, there is a section dedicated to those that died during the game. And this is a story about two who visit it.

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    Vriska是被孤儿院收养的孩子们中的一位,“邦尼先生”和他的朋友有时会来看望他们。

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    You've always liked the chess club, the quiet thrill of having a few games with an exciting new opponent once every week. Practice has made you quite a good player; you've enjoyed many neat victories, and, though your dislike of sharp and dangerous combinations makes a good number of your games end in draws, it's been a while since your last defeat. You're very fond of sturdy defences, after all.

    However, this cheating piece of shit sitting right here, staring at the board with an absent look and making a strange little noise with his mouth, might change that.

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    "Other news: the death of Infamous antigovernment Kankri Vantas shook the Troll community today. The low blood had been discovered in his flat, having committed suicide. Reports claim that the chief of New Alternia's strong political affiliation had sealed himself up in the Trollian Temple of Prayer before he took his life. His body was taken to be autopsied by the Federal Authorities– out of the need for tougher security. There will be no service and no word of any relatives to resist the cause of action."

     

    It's hard being a Troll on Earth. It's hard and no one understands. And no one wants to understand.

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    Attention, citizens. Today, several young trolls managed to leave their Facilities and their whereabouts are currently unknown. However, if they wish to survive the sun, their only choice is the city, so the Empire asks you keep an eye out for the following signs. Aries. Ge-
    ---TH3 S1GNL355'5 D35C3ND4NT H45 833N F0UND. T4K3 H0P3. 4LL 15 N0T L05T. R3V0L7. R3V0L7. R3----
    -rgo, and Libra. Thank you for your attention. Long live the Condesence.

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    After Daves recent move to the suburbs, he opens his door at 2am to a guy bleeding out on his doorstep.
    Karkat escapes a violent and terrifying game. When his brash actions lead to his homelessness for the second time that month, he is forced to confront the piece of his life he left behind. With the help of a couple stupid fucking morons.

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    10/?
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    No hay manera de que el sufrimiento que me causaste fuera descrito sólo con palabras, pero aquí estoy. De nuevo, intentando superarlo, sin pensar en tu cara, tu risa, ni todo lo que me hiciste sentir.

    Pero lo nuestro ya terminó, y siempre hay alguien más que viene para hacernos volver a vivir, no olvidar, simplemente recordar que el mundo no se termina por algo así.

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    You could die for this. The realization hits like a punch to the stomach, sudden and unexpected.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas and your blood is candy-red, apple-red, target-on-your-back-type-red.
    You are three sweeps old when you realize you could die for this. And you probably will.

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    2/3
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    Prospit has conquered Derse and its noble houses.

    Dirk Strider, King of Derse, gives himself to the Emperor of Prospit as a plaything, hoping to save the few people he calls family. Dave Strider, second to the throne, is given to a Prospitian General who's called for the slaughter of thousands, and yet who can't bear to treat him like a common slave.

    Roxy Lalonde, royal alchemist, finds her craft and her skill in the employ of the Emperor's younger brother, working for him in a bid for freedom. Rose Lalonde, royal seer, finds an unlikely ally in a Prospitian noblewoman, trading secrets and portents for something that could be love.

    Interconnected stories; appearances kept, expectations faced, and people broken and remade.

     

    (Camp NaNoWrimo July 2019 entry)

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