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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    This started as a shameless fluff series. There's still lots of that, but there seems to be a bit of a story starting to form here ...

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Three ringing thuds. Three hollow steps closer to your hiding place on the cargo bay of an Alternian transport ship to Earth. You have narrowly avoided death in the ship a minimum of 3 times. It seems like 3 may be your unlucky number. You let in a deep intake of breath, and remain still. If you are caught, you will be killed for avoidance of your hatched duty

    Or, Kanaya arrives on Earth, lives with her moirail and the Strilondes, and shenanigans ensue.

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    Nepeta and Karkat are in a happy flushed relationship together, living in the same hive, as they are older now. (Karkat no longer shouts.) However, Karkat is having some quadrant difficulty with Terezi, vacillating between caliginous and flushed. Can Karkat manage to reconcile with Nepeta or will their relationship be forever doomed?

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    As it turns out, saving the world takes some trial and error.

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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    Kanaya finds a boy hiding behind a dumpster. She is not nearly as surprised by him as she should be.

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    He just grins, shark-like teeth glinting in the moonlight that is slipping through the cracks of the tent, "I guess that is a big red flag for you, ain't it? But you don't gotta worry, I ain't here to kill you or nothin'. I want to join you."

    {First three chapters have been revised and edited}

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    “I’m not pale for him!” You cry.

     

    “Alright, man,” Dave says. “That’s cool, my matesprit likes to be dramatic and he used to lie to himself a lot, too, so I’m used to this shit. Not that I’m gonna wax red for you, that’d be weird as all fuck.”

     

    “It would,” You agree. “But it’d be better than this conversation.”

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    “So,” Roxy says, drawing the ‘o’ out for a long enough time that you’re pretty sure she’s cheating and using her god powers to just not breathe for a while. “What’s up?”

     

    “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” You say, reflexively, and then find yourself waiting for a punch to the arm from Karkat, who is insistent that you talk about your goddamn feelings already. It doesn’t come, of course, because Karkat is at Rose and Kanaya’s hanging with his pale pal, and you’re at Roxy’s, because you broke in.

     

    It’s possible that you aren’t making the best impression on your not-mom right now.

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    Its been three years now. Three whole damn years since he was gone. The love of your life, Karkat Vantas, the unstoppable, had been stopped. You still remember the news reports, and the deep sinking feeling of your life coming to a screeching halt.
    The drowning screams of his voice are a blur now, his yells of terror and your silence because of the shock. Everything is hazy when you recollect it all because you've been told that you're just blocking it out of your memory, and that might be true, but you have to remember. For his sake. For yours.
    The end is now your beginning. The story is written and now you must play it through. Three years, rewritten.

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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Dave strider has a dream about his good friend karkat, kanaya finds out and karkat has a cry. I'll try and update every month or so.

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    With Jack swiftly approaching, things are getting tense between the trolls on the meteor. And as everyone turns toward the demon on their tail, no one recognizes the true threat until it's come and gone—leaving Karkat a huddled wreck, and forcing Sollux and Kanaya to pick up the pieces.

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    "You're not the only one who remembers it that way," Karkat said, softly, so softly Sollux had to bring his head closer to catch it. He looked down at this troll he had known before he had ever known he couldn't, and burned with how bad he wanted to kiss him.

    He could take advantage of the moment. Why not? This was the essence of the two of them, right? If they just got carried away enough, ran fast enough ahead of their history, they could make it.

    Except that was bullshit, and he knew it. No amount of red honeymooning would take away the guilt and confusion always close to the boiling over whenever he tasted what it was like to get this close.

    --

    Sollux Pyrope is tired of diplomacy parties, but as long as the newly crowned Empress needs him attending, he'll be there to moderate his easily excitable moirail, disapprove of her concupiscent choices, drink more troll champagne than necessary, and try to avoid fucking things up with a certain cranky jade-blood he may or may not be horns over fucking claws flushed for.

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    You should probably do the grub a favor and kill it. It’s so pathetic and tiny, and its color is so clearly mutated. It won’t ever have a lusus. It’ll definitely die young. It’ll make a good snack. No one will ever know or miss him. As far as anyone else knows, he won’t have ever existed. So you lift the grub to your mouth and bare your fangs.

    You picture the troll he could turn into and find yourself unable to bite down. The grub squeals and plays with your finger.

    “You are an insufferable nuisance,” you inform the grub. It continues to play with your thumb and continues not being killed by you.

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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    In which Karkat soothes one of his moirails having a rough night, and then proceeds to take the other at the same time.

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    19
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    5
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