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    "You're not the only one who remembers it that way," Karkat said, softly, so softly Sollux had to bring his head closer to catch it. He looked down at this troll he had known before he had ever known he couldn't, and burned with how bad he wanted to kiss him.

    He could take advantage of the moment. Why not? This was the essence of the two of them, right? If they just got carried away enough, ran fast enough ahead of their history, they could make it.

    Except that was bullshit, and he knew it. No amount of red honeymooning would take away the guilt and confusion always close to the boiling over whenever he tasted what it was like to get this close.

    --

    Sollux Pyrope is tired of diplomacy parties, but as long as the newly crowned Empress needs him attending, he'll be there to moderate his easily excitable moirail, disapprove of her concupiscent choices, drink more troll champagne than necessary, and try to avoid fucking things up with a certain cranky jade-blood he may or may not be horns over fucking claws flushed for.

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    Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you are almost to Earth. You are a stowaway on an Alternian Cargo ship, and you just want to see your Moirail and your friends.

    Or basically Kanaya can’t legally leave Alternia so she’s just like fuck you guys I’m gonna go to Earth and she does and then she does random stuff?? Idfk

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    With Jack swiftly approaching, things are getting tense between the trolls on the meteor. And as everyone turns toward the demon on their tail, no one recognizes the true threat until it's come and gone—leaving Karkat a huddled wreck, and forcing Sollux and Kanaya to pick up the pieces.

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    You should probably do the grub a favor and kill it. It’s so pathetic and tiny, and its color is so clearly mutated. It won’t ever have a lusus. It’ll definitely die young. It’ll make a good snack. No one will ever know or miss him. As far as anyone else knows, he won’t have ever existed. So you lift the grub to your mouth and bare your fangs.

    You picture the troll he could turn into and find yourself unable to bite down. The grub squeals and plays with your finger.

    “You are an insufferable nuisance,” you inform the grub. It continues to play with your thumb and continues not being killed by you.

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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Its been three years now. Three whole damn years since he was gone. The love of your life, Karkat Vantas, the unstoppable, had been stopped. You still remember the news reports, and the deep sinking feeling of your life coming to a screeching halt.
    The drowning screams of his voice are a blur now, his yells of terror and your silence because of the shock. Everything is hazy when you recollect it all because you've been told that you're just blocking it out of your memory, and that might be true, but you have to remember. For his sake. For yours.
    The end is now your beginning. The story is written and now you must play it through. Three years, rewritten.

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    In which Karkat soothes one of his moirails having a rough night, and then proceeds to take the other at the same time.

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    There is a war going on.

    But not on Earth. In another realm entirely.

    A realm of magic that thirteen teens and two almost-adults are thrown into.

    Let's hope they survive.

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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Karkles is pretty sure he's got everyone wrapped around his little finger.

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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    Nepeta and Karkat are in a happy flushed relationship together, living in the same hive, as they are older now. (Karkat no longer shouts.) However, Karkat is having some quadrant difficulty with Terezi, vacillating between caliginous and flushed. Can Karkat manage to reconcile with Nepeta or will their relationship be forever doomed?

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    Comprises the free will section ==> Be Karkat (again) in chapter 34 of MC Escher

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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

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    IN WHICH PLAYERS WHO CHEATED AT A GAME WITH UNIVERSE BENDING STAKES FIND THAT THEIR REWARD HAS BEEN SKEWED AND THEY MUST NOW FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. FEATURES GOD TIER FOR THOSE OF SAID CHEATING GROUP WHO PREVIOUSLY HAD NOT ACHIEVED IT, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS, MENTIONS OF A LOT OF HORRIBLE PAST EVENTS, INTER-SPECIES MAKEOUTS, QUADRANT BLURRING, SICKENLY SWEET AMOUNTS OF FLUFF. GLITCHED MONSTERS, SHRUNKEN SPRITES, DEAGED DANCESTORS, AND SECRET IDENTITIES. BLATANT USE OF GOD TIER POWERS FOR MUNDANE PROBLEMS WHILE TRYING TO HIDE IT. HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION BEING...SHIVERS NICE.

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    The rebellion against the empire hurdles towards its 20th year, and the Civil War of Skaia its 15th. No matter how many dates and numbers, no matter how many sermons of The Singless and battles led by The Summoner, time is running out. Truly the worlds fate lies in the hands of 19 young adults, as they all face the trials of war, rebellion, violence, and love. Their happily ever after may not be so far from each after all.

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