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    Shady Times for Rose Lalonde the most powerful mage on Earth C. She has to deal with the sudden crazy ideas for fetishes by her wife Kanaya who got those from bad human literature and deviantArt. Now Lalonde must deal with an adventurous troll and many binding positions and situations.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(CS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

    (NaNoWriMo 2016 entry)

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    “Dave, I’m an ectobiologically conceived clone made for a highly specific purpose that my creators refuse to disclose to me, and tonight I’m going to associate with people outside of the only three people in the world who seem to understand the reality of that situation,” You say. “And worse, I’m a lesbian about to play dungeons and dragons with a pretty girl. Of course I’m nervous.”

    “Yeah, that sounds about right.” Dave says. “You wouldn’t be Rose Lalonde if you weren’t a fucking mess.”

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    After the collapse of the Empire, Her Imperious Condescension reunites with her last remaining subjects.

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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    Rose Lalonde contemplates her life and how it got her spinning endlessly in a black void.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, longest-lasting contender on The Running Troll. You only barely remember the time before the arena, the announcer, and your handlers, and you remember even less of the world outside these walls.

    There has to exist a world out there, of course; there's cameras everywhere, watching your every move and broadcasting them to faceless viewers fascinated by your slow destruction. Even knowing that, though, you're not exactly ready for it when there's break into the arena, or the reasons these people have for interrupting the show.

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    The rebellion against the empire hurdles towards its 25th year, and the Civil War of Skaia its 20th. No matter how many dates and numbers, no matter how many sermons of The Singless and battles led by The Summoner, time is running out. Truly the worlds fate lies in the hands of 19 young adults, as they all face the trials of war, rebellion, violence, and love. Their happily ever after may not be so far from each after all.

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    Nepeta and Karkat are in a happy flushed relationship together, living in the same hive, as they are older now. (Karkat no longer shouts.) However, Karkat is having some quadrant difficulty with Terezi, vacillating between caliginous and flushed. Can Karkat manage to reconcile with Nepeta or will their relationship be forever doomed?

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    One second on the roof of a high rise. The next in a pitch black basement in the middle of a summoning circle.

    Yeah, John's day wasn't going so well.

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    He was vocal. She was controlled.

    He was passionate. She was driven.

    He was a superhero, and she was a reporter.

     

    Just another story of the confused budding relationship of two individuals, trying to find their way in the world.

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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Rose is trying her hand at being sober and she would say it sucks except that now Kanaya doesn't look so sad.

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    Early in the 21st Century, THE LALONDE CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them. Replicants were used Off-World as slave labour, in the hazardous exploration and colonisation of other planets. After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an Off-World colony, Replicants were declared illegal on Earth - under penalty of death. Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

    This was not called execution. It was called retirement.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You’ve just turned 18 eight months ago, you still haven’t met your SOULMATE, and you work as an ASSASSIN with your BRO. Speaking of which, your bro, just yesterday, said that you had another job today. Specifically, the first job that you’ll be doing all on your own. According to him, the person you’ve been assigned to is a male troll around your age. This troll’s name is Karkat Vantas, and his assassination has been ordered for the following: mutant blood color, being apart of a group who’s against the Empress, and causing the death of many of those who protected the Empress against their group's past attacks. Although, for some reason, you don't really want to kill him.

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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    Unfortunately, the ghosts of the past don't seem to want to rest.

    This started as a shameless fluff series, but a plot's definitely taken shape.

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