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    CT-1022 comes out of the growth tube wrong from the start. When the defective clone is transferred to the research division of Tipoca City, it puts her in the orbit of her progenitor Jango Fett and his young son Boba. The bond formed between the two will put everything the GAR taught her in question. Loyalty, brotherhood, and her strength will be tested against the relationship between her and Boba Fett.
    For the rest of Angel's life.

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    In the days immediately following the destruction of Kamino, the members of the Bad Batch have much to process. Also, Tech and Echo discover that the AZI unit stored a whole collection of data files that provide insights into their past and future.

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    Her new room is cold the way that only exists in space. And quiet too. Empty. Ahsoka is afraid to breathe, afraid to move, in the all-consuming quiet of her Commander's quarters. She's never slept alone before.

     

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    Both the Jedi and the Clones are raised in communal living and communal sleeping. None of these idiots can sleep alone.

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    After passing their final test, the Kaminoans send out pairs of the Bad Batch to test effectiveness as well as learning each other’s strengths and weaknesses. Based on the Disney song "Make a Man Out of You" because it is canon in GFFA because Daisy Ridley used it as a warmup song for TFA (them's the rules, I don't make them).

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    After the gathering, the younglings struggle with patience as they now just have to wait for a knight to notice them. Though with the temple being attacked, things have kinda gotten off track. That said, swim class is a fun way to start feeling normal.

    Anakin can’t really sit still and meditate… moving meditation is much easier, and swimming is something he enjoys. His feelings are all in a knot over Ashoka leaving, and he’s starting to think about leaving.

    Yoda means well, but he is the grandmaster of the most infamous disaster lineage. Encouraging Anakin to take a second Padawan learner is a questionable decision at best.

    Treason and Conspiracy follow.

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    Reaper had always been suspicious of the Kaminoans, really who wasn't? A trip back to Kamino for testing just proves her point. What are their actual intentions? She intends to find out.

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    The first time he meets his General, the first time he meets the Jedi assigned to him, he’d known straight away that it’s him—the man he would follow. The man he would dedicate his life to.

    Simultaneously, he wonders if everything he’s been taught about the Jedi is a lie. The Jedi, he was told, are calm. Kind. Peacemakers leading the warfront, an oxymoron in itself.

    There is nothing composed about the man hurtling down the hallway.

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    The first time his commander introduced himself as CC-2224, he’d been sick enough. He didn’t think it was possible to feel sicker.

    Now, staring at Cody, introducing himself for the second time as CC-2224, he feels the bile rise in his throat, horror crashing over him, and realises he was wrong.

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    A year after the fall of the Republic, Sev brushes against Order 66.

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    Days after the death of Duchess Satine, Anakin Skywalker leaves the Jedi Order after a long conversation with his master. Months later, Ahsoka Tano returns from her life in the Undercity to find a world where the Clone Wars has ended, Sheev Palpatine is dead, and there is peace again. Even with the war over, the Kaminoans are staking a claim on the clones, Maul is still out there, and the war has not left its participants unscarred. Cross Posted on FF.net

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    Jango Vhett was Mand’alor only briefly to the Mandalorian Empire before he was captured by the Jetii and Republic forces on Galidraan.

    Now an unwilling guest on Kamino, he is buir to Boba and he fears his protection can only stretch so far for the rest of the children made in his image. Jango doesn’t know if he can save all of the clones from the Kaminoans or the Republic, but he does know this: Verde sa akaan nau tracyn kad. Warriors are forged in the fires of war.

    These children are made for war, and they have been fighting to stay alive since their creation.

    He will do what he must to save them.

    [Mando'a Glossary is at the end]

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    “What?” She asked, glancing between the others’ stares of curiosity and concern.
     

    “Are you… going to be okay?” Echo asked first, breaking the somewhat tense silence.

     

    “Yeah.” Omega said, defensively crossing her arms and presumably failing to convey the confidence she desperately wished they would understand.

     

    “You don’t have to go.” Hunter whispered, putting a hand on her shoulder.
     

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    In which the Bad Batch rescues a particular scientist as another favor to the rebellion.

    (It goes about as well as one would think.)

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    "After four months with him, Morale had mixed feelings about 43."

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    On the heels of the realization that he has become the master of an army of slaves, Anakin Skywalker brings the matter of clone mistreatment under the Kaminoans that he has uncovered through one of the 501st's newest ARC troopers, CT-9901, (otherwise known as Omega, the lone sister in an army of brothers) to the Jedi Council. Omega grapples with betraying everything she was trained for by going to the Jedi, and finds herself having to commit to her fake identity in the Jedi Temple to avoid suspicion.

    By contrast, the Bad Batch should be relatively safe, kept as wards of Senator Amidala. But children do have ways of finding trouble, let alone children as unique as they are, both in how they are, and how they were raised.

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    Treeble is Fox's batchmate and closest friend. When they were cadets Treeble protected Fox. Now they're soldiers, and promises prove hard to keep.

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    Five’s eyes widened, and he dropped his blaster, for the first time ever Fives was speechless.

    “What is it,” Echo began to panic, “Fives, what do you see?”

    Fives didn’t look away.

    “There's a kid in here.”

    Or if Omega was created earlier and rescued by the 501st

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    “Cadet Cody,” he begins again. “You haven’t been deployed as children. Ten minutes ago, you were a twelve-year-old Marshall Commander serving on the Negotiator. Now, for reasons as yet unknown to anyone present, you and three of your brothers seem to have been…”
    “Mini-fied?” Skywalker suggests. “Shrink-rayed? Temporally displaced?”
    Well, at least Fives isn’t the only one who finds this amusing.

    A significant portion of the GAR is reduced significantly in size.

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    After a year on the run Fives, Echo, and Dogma have finally- reluctantly- reached Coruscant and the Jedi Temple. Now the Jedi have three traumatized children on their hands, news of an army they never asked for made to fight a war that hasn't started, and the same feeling of impending darkness that's been clouding the Force since Naboo. And as if that weren't enough there are those out there- Sith and Kaminoan alike- who want their property back, and they'll do anything to make it happen.

    (Echo and Dogma learn how to be themselves and Fives learns how to relax. Anakin gets to be a big brother, Obi-Wan goes grey before his time, and Yoda teaches children to be children. Mace just wants to kick a few people down reactor shafts. And somehow, this mess ends up changing the course of the galaxy.)

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    Former Captain Howzer - stripped of rank and on a punishment detail - decides to push his luck when he runs into Crosshair again.

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    “Hunter says they’ve started using live rounds.” Tech blurts, finally pausing to look at the larger clone’s blurred figure.
    “Nothin’ can hurt Hunter.” His brother boasts.
    “I am not that naïve anymore, Wrecker.” His voice is quiet again. Because, no, he isn’t that naïve anymore, hasn’t been since he first stepped out into the halls of Kamino. Perhaps even since the first operation on his eyes. And he knows that none of the regular cadets can even get close to relating to the pain that he- no, that the three of them have been through.
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    When Hunter's late from solo training, Wrecker proves himself to be a good brother.

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    Even a good thing can become bad by the circumstances around it.

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