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    The Hatake clan was actually a Japanese pureblood wizard family that was pretty popular and famous for being a family of geniuses. At some point in time, the clan came into the shinobi world because they could also harness chakra and the wizarding world saw them as a threat because of it.
    When Sakumo Hatake came to Hogwarts, he found that the Hatake clan was forgotten by the Wizarding community.

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    Kakashi goes to hogwarts after he got himself in magic shenanigans because his father never told him shit about his relationship with magic and the magic community. Now he's got to deal with a ministry woman that looks like the ugliest mix of a human and toad he's ever seen and a whole school of gullible brats. This will be fun.

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    Your relationship with Kakashi wasn't the happiest one - after years of being together, some crisis you've been through, you've found yourself on the crossroads, torn which way to follow. Luckily, you had a good friend to rely on, yet, you were not aware of what role Obito would play in your life.

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    “So will Minato-sensei,” He continued, “So will Rin. Yeah people die, and it’s– it’s fucked, y’know, and it sucks, and no matter how much you push away it’ll still hurt. So why bother, right? Why bother pushing when in the end it’ll still hurt like a bitch. I dunno about you, shithead, but I’d rather know that someone died knowing how much I loved them,” He paused, “That includes you. So- so shut the fuck up, okay?”

    Kakashi inhaled shakily, he exhaled, tried again, staring up at Obito’s searching and earnest eyes. His chest tightened, “Y’know Obito,” He drawled, voice rough. He swallowed, “I really don’t give a shit. Sorry,” He said flatly, not sounding sorry at all. He felt cold.

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    Hatake Kakashi never wanted a soulmate. He especially doesn't want the one he’s saddled with. Is it really so bad that he’s hidden it for this long? Now facing the responsibility and scrutiny of his new position, Kakashi finds he can no longer conceal his soulmate’s identity. Even so, he is certain the council will agree that for the Rokudaime Hokage, a soulmate like Umino Iruka is unacceptable.

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    Haruno Sakura would never be normal.

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    When Kakashi comes to Tenzō in a moment of need, he can’t say no. After all, he would do anything to help his senpai even if it was difficult or painful. Unfortunately, Kakashi always manages to find a way to make Tenzō regret it.

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    After an injury leaves Gai incapacitated and Rin in charge of healing him, teams Choza and Minato have some time to bond, leading to one specific, very young shinobi realizing just how much fun it is to use more... distasteful language.

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    Things that would have happened if Sakura was a DnD wizard.

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    Team Minato along with Fugaku, Mikoto, Kushina and two Sannins live, yes live in the future. Will secrets be revealed? Will there be forgiveness or hatred? Will there be more concrete bonds between them? And what secret is Naruto keeping? What will happen, Is the future inevitable or not?

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    Naruto and the gang get trapped in a different dimension. Not knowing what to do the gange sets out to find someone who can possibly help. When they find four lookalikes who happen to be more advanced they are. But with their differences can they possibly get along?
    Will they ever get back home? And will Naruto ever get his happy ending?

    -Hiatus will start on Saturday 23, 2022- Don't worry I'll be back soon... I'm not leaving yet

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    Obito has been looking forward to the play for months, but now that the time is here he’s struggling to find the courage to say his lines.

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    Y/N Senju was tired of her life. Within three months, she was no longer the happy, passionate girl everyone once knew. She had grown bitter and cold, feeling isolated from the village that she swore to protect. She decides to choose her own path for once instead of living the way she has.

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    Maybe this wasn’t the best day for Naruto to be forced to sit close to his hot but douchey boss, who never failed to make Naruto hard…

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    * lyrics are from people i don't like by Upsahl *

    sakura has been long bashed by the people of kohona, even before sasuke left, but it seemed to have worsened once he did. she had put up with it for years because ultimately she was going to be fine, however, she was offered something she wanted, badly: recognition.

    and, with death looming just around the corner and her voices edging louder and louder, she was slipping. but when she hears even Naruto telling others what a horrid, useless person she was, she ran away.

    Her only reserves were Rock Lee, who had always been kind to her, and Tsunade, who gave her strength and kindness she had long missed.

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    A disturbance occurs on the railroad routes and Kakashi finds himself playing Uno in a hotel in Reims with an unexpected encounter: his youthful love whom he'd left in favor of his career, when he was young and eager to succeed. A decade later, many memories are resurfacing, including some he would rather have forgotten.

    Alongside others, he will realize that he wishes he could even touch them with the tips of his fingers.

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    Un problème sur les lignes ferroviaires et Kakashi se retrouve à jouer au Uno dans un hôtel de Reims avec une rencontre impromptue: son amour de jeunesse qu’il avait quitté au profit de sa carrière, alors jeune et avide de réussite et de succès. Une décennie plus tard, de nombreux souvenirs refont surface dont certains qu’il aurait préféré oublier.

    Et d’autres, réalisera-t-il, qu’il aimerait ne serait-ce que pouvoir toucher du bout des doigts.

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    A story in which Y/n meets up with an old friend. Shit goes down and bam she’s bi.

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    Hatake Kakashi never believed in second chances.

    That kind, cruel concept had always evaded him, like water slipping through his fingers- escaping his reach no matter how hard he tries to hold them close. They mock him, memories playing over and over in his head in a sick, but deserved reminder that he will always fail.

    So faced with the reflection of his eight year old self in the mirror, he could only laugh at himself for being able to conjure up such a realistic nightmare.

    To stay in this nightmare, or to return to his own hell... He was caught between a rock and a hard place.

    And he hated rocks.

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    ("Kakashi..." Minato whispered in horror, eyes snapping to look at the child's eyes. The boy blinked down at the dagger coated in red, then to the arm he'd carved up and the puddle of blood on the floor.

    Kakashi turned to look at Minato and smiled in a way that tore his heart into shreds before he plunged the blade back into himself without a flinch. After a few seconds later, with the sound of dripping blood, he spoke.

    "The moon... is pretty, isn't it?")

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    Kakashi (thinks that he) hates Iruka and he is convinced that Iruka hates him as well. After a heavy arguing, he needs a breather. Under the identity of Sukea, he learns that Iruka is secretly in love with him, and that people are not always what you think.
    And he ponders maybe, just maybe, that’s it’s not hate that is close to love but love that is close to hate.

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    Injured shinobi Nakamura Shiro hated the library: there was nothing to do, no-one to talk to and, most importantly, nothing that could get his blood pumping. Yet, the reoccurring presence of a young, pink-haired girl with a curious choice of books piqued his interest and he thought he might just go over there and make her an offer neither of them would forget.

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