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    Storms aren't supposed to be calming. But to the crew of the Mondstadt, it meant that safety was guaranteed through their guardian deity and captain.

    A fleet of seven ships, who are the top tier of the ocean. Rex Lapis, the famed criminal hailing from the land of Liyue, holding the power of Geo in a firm grasp with a dexterity that would freeze armies. Barbatos, born to the winds themself, forming a crew that occupied the ship of the Mondstadt with the power of Anemo at his fingertips. The three Raidens' who shared the power of Electro, Ei, Shogun, and Makoto, each pretending to be the other to confuse enemies. These are but a few of those who occupy the seas.

    These are but few of those who rule the open ocean.

    But a new competitor has risen up from the depths, with origins as mysterious as the world. A fearsome pair of thieves known as the Starborne Travelers have been terrorizing the seas and lands. They have successfully taken several manors and mansions by storm, but never went for those who lives in poverty. A fateful encounter on a supply run led to the two arriving on the Mondstadt.

    And Venti is so horribly smitten by the girl who took him to his knees.

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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    (Usually updates on Sunday/Monday, or whenever I feel like it.)

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    The vengeful spirit of Fatui Harbinger Signora is… at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor?
    Why has the infamous Crimson Witch chosen to return to Liyue? Why can't she move on from this world? Why are the Knights of Favonius here, and why are they traveling with a drunkard?

    Side story from Teyvat Shenanigans! :D
    You'll want to read that for context, but if you don't want to read the whole thing just read chapters 75 and 76 “A Former Client - Part 1/ - Part 2”

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    Kaeya: Damn ;(

     

    Venti: Why do you wink in every ‘emote’ you send?

     

    Kaeya: Because I only have one eye you insensitive fuck-

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    Alternatively: Pretending that the whole of Teyvat has phones and everyone is connected via various group chats. A lot of simping and chaos ensues.

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    Kaeya consistently being worried that he'll be replaced, while Lumine keeps him on her team.

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    Diluc Ragnividr never came back from his journey of revenge against the Fatui. Now, five years after he went missing, two harbingers are in Mondstadt, and it's up to Jean, Lisa, and Kaeya to keep them from succeeding where La Signora failed and killing their archon.

    Alternatively: Diluc makes bad choices, Jean works herself into unconsciousness several times, Lisa is the only person with any common sense, and Kaeya deals with his emotions by sleeping with his brother's coworker. What could go wrong?

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    Burying his father and all of the winery staff really wasn't how Diluc wanted to celebrate coming home from his first job. The job hadn't been a big deal, he'd just needed to deliver an order. But he had gone alone, and he was proud of himself.

    Now, as he stood in front of their makeshift graves, that proud feeling was long gone and was replaced with crippling guilt and grief. Diluc gripped Kaeya's loose hand tightly. Tears threatened to overflow, but he pushed them back. He didn't have time for that right now.

    He forced himself to turn and start walking away, not letting go of his younger brother's hand. Kaeya followed wordlessly. His blue-haired brother hadn't spoken a single word. It was unsettling, Kaeya was a blabbermouth. This silence was new and it was uncomfortable.

    "You're all I have left, Kae. I'll protect you. I promise, I'll fix this and turn you back into a human. And we'll come back and run the winery together, okay?" Diluc spoke a bit above a whisper.

    "I'll..." Kaeya's voice was raspy and rough. "I'll protect you too."

    Diluc managed a weak smile.

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    Diluc & Kaeya-centric Demon Slayer AU (not KaeLuc ya nasties)
    Albedo and Klee as their companions/team mates

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    Alternatively, Diluc and the terrible horrible no good very bad existence.

    He has:
    1. Two roommates (leeches). To be fair, he took them in willingly (reluctantly).
    2. One very horny (former) brother.
    3. Two Khaenri'ahns openly plotting the destruction of Mondstadt for the glory of Khaenri'ah (also they fuck. obnoxiously).

    He didn't mean to take in an alcoholic bard (god, but he doesn't know that) and his traitor brother (prince, but he doesn't know that either). It just so happened that he was too nice for his own good. Despite his distaste for Kaeya, he still couldn't leave him homeless in the wake of Klee blowing up his apartment complex.

    Of course, he hadn't anticipated sleepless nights due to Kaeya and his blond bitch boy toy, nor had he expected them to dump the Spark Knight on him to babysit while they fucked off to Barbatos knows where (he does know) to decimate Mondstadt.

    Anyway, hopefully (despite overwhelming evidence stating otherwise) they're kidding about the whole blowing up Mondstadt thing.

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    Albedo is Klee's older brother and he really doesn't tend to think things through in regards to people....such as allowing Klee to curse.

    This is just a few things I wrote from my own experience of dealing with a younger sibling. I may add more later I just depends on if I get inspired again.

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    If she can’t control her emotions, she can’t control her powers. It is as simple as that.

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    Jean wants to know what the dark night hero does at night, Diluc shows her something she will never forget.

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    “….okay?” Kaeya heard a faint voice that seemed familiar, yet he could not place where he had heard it before.

    Kaeya turned his head towards the voice. Through his fluttering eyelashes, which were soaked in water droplets, Kaeya could make out a blurry shape of a boy who glowed like the fiery sun.

    “….hear me?” The voice as smooth as honey, and as delicate as flower petals spoke again, filling Kaeya with an overwhelming sense of warmth and comfort.

    Kaeya smiled as he reached out a hand towards the boy’s cheek, his mind having finally pinpointed where he had heard that voice before.

    “I found you.” Kaeya’s face gleamed with tender affection before his entire body collapsed and went limp in the boy’s gentle arms.

    Or, Kaeya is the God of his people, their one and only Savior. Due to this he lives a life of solitude and exploitation. He despises all his followers and his status in life. It’s a curse upon him, a burden. All he wishes for is to find his Sun, his beloved. The being around which he will revolve. When Kaeya finally meets his Sun, he refuses to lose him, slowly robbing the world of his light and making him into his ideal lover.

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    Reader gets hurt and they’re too weak to heal themself so they go to the nearest possible building for help
    That building being Dawn Winery
    The losers talk

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    emergency food: PAIMON
    IS NOT
    EMERGENCY FOOD

    Tone-deaf Bard: you talking a lot of shit for emergency food

    emergency food: SHUT UP YOU

    au where everyone has phones
    basically just random bullshit ensuing.

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    Albedo is invited out to dinner with his colleagues, and the over analyzing and gay panic begins. The Kriedeprinz struggles to maintain his emotional well being as he's plagued by the unknown.

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    Diluc softens at the genuine exhaustion in his friend's voice, because yeah, he can get behind wanting to collapse back into bed, he's sure the splitting headache isn't helping. As a gesture of peace, he runs a finger across Kaeya's forehead to unstick strands of sweat-stuck hair. The fact that Kaeya's breath reeks of death helps check any wayward hormones.

    "You look like shit, Captain," Kaeya comments out of nowhere.

    "Thanks, you too," Diluc replies.

    Or

    Diluc's been harboring a crush on his childhood friend for years, and it's losing him sleep. Meanwhile, Kaeya's just hungover.

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    As a foreign college exchange student, Lumine is chosen to study in Mondstadt, a small city that holds, at first, a simple life that looks like she can breeze through a year of hard work and benefits. Being separated from her brother without her say isn’t easy, but she’s decided to dwell on what lies ahead and find new possibilities. When she meets her roommate for the year, a hyperactive cop in training, she stumbles upon a mysterious musician who enlists her in a part-time waitress job at the heart of Mondstadt, The Four Winds Coffee shop. Unknown to Lumine, who in between working and studying to pass the semesters, is raptured by the hustle of the everyday citizens who walk in with open books for her to peer through, only to find herself unraveling and invested into the pages by big names of the windy city.

    With every danger comes a price, and a new beginning with secrets to unfold.

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    "The bar was uncharacteristically quiet for a Sunday evening, usually being the place for one last drink before the work week. Not that it bothered the winery owner in that particular moment. How could it when he had a blue-hair bard sitting off his bar counter with his slender legs around Diluc’s waist?"

    Enjoy this rare pair that I have come to adore, and a certain someone forgetting to lock the door ;)

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    Aether tells Venti the reason he comes to Angel's Share. Venti doesn't assume he's talking about himself.

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    Kaeya takes you to the cathedral after hours

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