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    Geralt had known that it was only a matter of time before they met down at the hot springs.
    Yet that knowledge had done nothing to prepare him for the sight that greeted him.
    Jaskier was kneeling at the edge of a pool, just shy of touching the water. His hair was curling at the tips, damp from the humid air. He must be feeling the heat rising up firm the pool, for his bare skin was glistening with sweat.
    Geralt swallowed thickly, his heart suddenly beating in his throat, as he realised that Jaskier had stripped down to his small clothes.
    He hadn't noticed Geralt yet, too focused on lighting dozens of candles all around the pools.

    OR: Jaskier gives Geralt a massage down at the hot springs

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    King Geralt wants to end the war with Redania, but the only way to do it is to marry the omega son of his hated foe. Prince Jaskier is thrilled to be free of his abusive father, but isn't optimistic about marrying a king with a brutal reputation.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    The Warlord of the North is the bogeyman of every Redanian's bedtime stories after his conquests began spanning the continent. A recently adopted Jaskier finds himself navigating the maze that is witcher politics after participating in the Eswanian envoy. While the witchers and other inhabitants of the keep are delightful company, Jaskier soon finds himself in a dilemma and those bubbling feelings for a certain White Wolf certainly aren't helping.

    This is heavily inspired by inexplicific's 'Accidental Warlord Series' (go check it out if you haven't already)

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    As Jaskier stumbled away from the Dragon Mountains heading in what he hoped was the direction of Poviss (where he could get positively fucking plastered at the first tavern he came across) he wondered if this was truly it. He also wondered if perhaps, had he shown Geralt his true nature beyond some half-baked dismissals and elusions to Elven heritage, he could have spared himself this anguish one way or another. Maybe Geralt would have rid the Continent of him outright, maybe Jaskier could have been more useful had he allowed Geralt to truly see what he is capable of. Regardless, Jaskier is stumbling down a mountain alone.

    Geralt made a huge fucking mistake (shocker, very much not on brand for him, etc). He regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth after entirely side-stepping his brain. Roach huffed indignantly as he approached, which, fair enough. What the fuck was he going to do?

    OR: A Post-Mountain (and Leshen-Eskel [Leskel?]) fix-it featuring a Bad-ass-Part-Leshen Jaskier, Pining/Dad Geralt, Exasperated Ciri/the rest of the Kaer Morons and the happy ending that these traumatised, worthy idiots deserve.

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    Geralt first runs into the infuriating Cat in Posada.

    He’s just trying to have a quiet drink in the back of the inn, nothing more than a beer before he takes Roach out of the shoddy stable and heads towards.....anywhere really, it’s a shithole.

    Of course, it’s just his luck that he gets barely two gulps in before he’s interrupted.

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    Jaskier was in Kaer Morhen, but even if Geralt had apologiezed and taken him to the wolfs den, he knew he was not welcome and a bothersome burden to the witcher. So he started to train and got unexpected help in his endevour to become a full member of the pack.

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    “You are pregnant.” It was not a question. He did not know how she knew.

    “What?” Jaskier spluttered out as he sat curled up in the bathroom. “That’s impossible.”

    “You fell in love with a Witcher, my boy. Nothing is impossible.”

    She had been right, of course. Jaskier didn’t know how or why, but somehow in those scarce nights of pleasure, he had become pregnant. It seemed like a giant joke. Yet, as all things were with a Witcher, it was never a joke.

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    Geralt abandoned Jaskier when neither of them know he’s pregnant and the two brothers come in to save poor Jaskier. Chaos ensues during following winter at Kaer Morhen.

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    "Hello."
    Jaskier was probably going to die.
    "Hello."
    "I'm Cirilla, but I prefer to be called Ciri."
    The Witchers around them tensed.
    Jaskier was definitely going to die.
    "I'm Julian, but I like to be called Jaskier."
    "How do you get Jaskier from Julian?"
    Jaskier smiled, just a bit.
    "You don't. That's the point."

     
    Prequel to "Le Morte d'"
    Easily read as a standalone.

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    His mistake was building so much of his life around Geralt. He'd always been that way, wriggling himself in where he wasn't wanted: with the Pankratzs, Marx's damned lyrical club, the Cintran court. He did his best to maintain a clean break- carefully pulling his belongings from Roach's saddlebags, sewing his leg back up at the bottom of the mountain, avoiding any mention of wolf witchers, and escaping Rience on his own. // He's arse over tits indebted to Geralt. He doesn't even need to apologize when he's knocking on Jaskier's door at dusk clutching his child surprise.
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    The eyes disappeared for a moment and Geralt felt like collapsing but the peephole didn't close. Instead after an endless minute, pale fingers poked out offering... something. Geralt took it and looked down at his own fingers. A real Nilfgaardian silver penny. A rare sight these days. Jaskier must have been checking for a doppler. // Geralt doesn't want to think about why he'd felt it was necessary.
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    "She's called the Mischief Maker-" Jaskier thumped on the wall, "and she's not just a wagon Geralt. She's my home now. My livelihood. All wrapped up in one and I won't let you part us. She's on wheels Geralt."

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    after their revelations at the library, yennefer and jaskier come back to kaer morhen, together.

    (sequel to feel fate at your fingertips)

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    After arriving in Kaer Morhen with the child surprise, Jaskier finds himself isolated from the wolves. He doesn't know how to act, who to be. He doesn't know what his purpose is in this strange place. Without even his lute, he has nothing. Geralt asked for his help bringing Ciri to the keep, but now that it's done, what further use is he? How long will it be now before he is turned away? As he waits and wonders, he is found wasting in the wings.

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    Geralt stands there and looks at them and wants. Wants what they have with each other, mostly, but here, seeing them so content without him, he can also admit that he wants them — both of them. He can’t have either, of course; that much is obvious even to him. But that doesn’t matter to his traitorous heart, which wants and wants and wants, which yearns for things he cannot have.

    He doesn’t know how long he stands there, unable to tear himself away. He watches, and yearns, and only returns to his initial task when Yen snuffles and burrows further into Jaskier, his arms tightening around her even in sleep. It’s not his place to intrude.

    Or: Jaskier and Yennefer keep joking about being married. Except from the outside, it doesn’t look like they’re joking.


    Now with gorgeous fanart by Twindragons!

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    Renfri of Creyden is offered in marriage to the Warlord of the North by her spiteful stepmother. A reluctant match between the Wolf and the Princess, engineered to end in disaster, becomes something far more intriguing.

    Or: Geralt has to explain to his Lark why he's returned to Kaer Morhen with a new wife, who frankly seems resigned to fighting to the death.

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    Running from a band of thieves in the woods at the border to Kaedwen, the last thing Jaskier expected was to be saved by Witchers, and the Warlords no less. Never in a million years would he have guessed that they were Caregivers, or that they’d want to keep him.

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    Geralt's apologizes will never be enough to make Jaskier happy and comfortable around him again and he knows it.

    But if they spend the Winter together, maybe Geralt will be able to convein his feelings, his sorrows and his broken heart and let Jaskier understands what really lies below the bad-witcher-surface he's constantly wearing.

    Maybe he doesn't deserves forgiveness or, even more important, Jaskier's friendship - and heart- again but Jaskier, instead, deserves a family and to be loved.
    And Geralt will give them to him, even if he has no right to have a place next to him anymore.

     

    (Just another fix-it, post-mountain fanfiction.)
    (Back in the fandom afer a year and half with something is not even a story, yet).
    (Update every day.)
    (Because they are drabble.)
    (And all together they make it a long story.)

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    “Jaskier…” Geralt whispered, bringing a hand up to cup the bard’s tear-streaked face.

    Jaskier looked away, turning from Geralt’s outstretched hand. “Don’t, fuck—” Jaskier’s voice was suddenly coarse. The scent Geralt had caught when he entered the room spiked aggressively in the air. The bard brought his hands up to his own face, pressing the heels into his eyes in a manner the Witcher would’ve thought painful. After a moment of rigid stillness, Jaskier inhaled raggedly and, on the exhale, made a sound that made Geralt feel as though his own essence were draining away. It was low and quiet compared to the gasping breath the bard had taken, but transformed into a baying wail, an inhuman keening. Geralt had heard similar sounds a few times in his life, always when a person fell into unfathomable despair, usually at the death of a loved one. This was the first time he’d heard someone he cared for make that sound.
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    Geralt takes Jaskier home to Kaer Morhen, where things are far from simple. When Jaskier is injured on the trail up the mountain and Geralt is called away, the bard finds that his own mind is a formidable foe.

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    There’s a corridor off the main hall, a small, dark one that leads to nowhere in particular. That’s where Jaskier finds himself when the pain in his hand flares again, worse than before. It is there in the darkness that he stifles the cry of pain by biting down on his lip, blood filling his mouth as he stumbles against the wall.

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    Rience has left a curse on Jaskier. Yen and Ciri to the rescue, Geralt has feelings™️ and Lambert is a little shit.

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    Lambert takes Aiden to Kaer Morhen for the winter, and explains exactly nothing beforehand, much to Aiden's general confusion and irritation.

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    “Wait, Geralt.” Lambert grabs his brother’s elbow as he’s helping Ciri up from the blooded snow. The girl hisses as she stands, and he notes how she’s favoring one leg.

    “Let me,” he continues, when Geralt raises an eyebrow. He gestures to Ciri. “She wouldn’t have been on the Pendulum if I hadn’t goaded her to it. I’ll take care of her.” 

    Lambert and Coën help Ciri after her near-win on the Pendulum.

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