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    Hawks lays an egg, and is prepared to become a father with his boyfriend, Dabi. But things take an unexpected turn that leaves Hawks devastated and out for revenge...

    (please, for the love of god, do not take this seriously. i'm already at my limit. i'm on the verge of tears just thinking of it. i don’t even think i ship dabihawks)

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    colonel sanders meets the most attractive man he's ever seen in the grocery aisle of his local supermarket. antics ensue

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    This is the continuation of a fic my friend wrote me as a joke.
    You are a college student and you are currently stuck on campus with no way to your car. It just so happens that The Colonel is there to help you.
    Lmk if you want me to post the first part, it isn't really needed foe this fic but it's funny.

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    Vegan chain-restaurant mogul Mr. Rosenthal gets an unlikely visitor at an ungodly hour who tests his resistance to his world-famous herbs and spices.

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    Yoda was slowly approaching, nervously looking at him. Sanders sneezed on Yoda, and Yoda smiled lovingly at him.

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    fuck popeyes
    this was a joke but now I like writing this

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    1/?
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    Bunny boy Jason and a certain sexy fast-food icon.

    Batfam Kinkmas 2020 treat

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    I am here to teach you how to summon the god of fried chicken himself and also Dr. Seuss gets married to Mr. Clean somewhere in there I guess.

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    Hogwarts gets a substitute teacher of Herbology. Some will learn just how powerful a specific blend of 11 herbs and spices can be.

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    You sustain an injury that puts you in the hospital. While unconscious you meet an intriguing man and are faced with a tough decision regarding the future of your marriage to colonel sanders.

    This is a sequal to A Colonel for Christmas which is based off the KFC dating sim

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    a prequal to A Colonel for Christmas featuring Colonel Sanders and his fiance planning their wedding until this go astray. Special apperances from Kpop sensations Erik Nam and Taeyong as well as literary icon Emily Dickenson.

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    You bring your boyfriend, Colonel Sanders, home for the holiday. (Based off the KFC dating sim)

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    The 80's... What a time. A time before Valentino, a time before Harland was able to really gain his footing in the new world he was forced to endure : Hell.

    Why he was there, he didn't know, but he found himself pondering the question frequently. With his new look and the new, brutal truth of his reality, he'd taken to a lot of alone time. It made for a pretty dull and unfulfilling life, or, afterlife.

    He finds himself standing outside of his little business, just staring at the rambunctious liveliness down the road. In his bout of loneliness, a certain spider approaches him, and they kick it off from there.

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    This... MAY be the beginning of a bit of a series. Probably not, but it might! I have the idea that Angel and Colonel Sanders had a sort of casual, friends-with-benefits sort of relationship, and they had their own little struggles and everything, of course, until work whisked them both away and they simply lost contact.

    Anyway. Enjoy!

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    You're the new secretary for the one and only beast of a man of every wet dream- Colonel Sanders.

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    1/?
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    'Sanders Spotting' is the latest international craze where people report sightings of the 'dead' Colonel and post pictures online. Hannah thinks she saw him in London, but she's starting to doubt herself, until things take a turn for the weird...

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    Colonel Sanders cooks his girlfriend like a turkey. It's pretty messed up, read the tags.

    Written for a friend.

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    colonel saders is a very screyy man, he will do anything!! anytihng!! to take out the resturant competitonnnn

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    Eric gets a craving for the Colonel that... well, only a trip to KFC/Taco Bell can satisfy. Clyde has a yearning for Doritos Locos Tacos. Things end up taking an unexpected but satisfying turn.

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    Officer Big Mac grows weary of his role as Colonel Sanders' chief enforcer in the vicious wars spawned by a nationwide ban on deadly trans fats.

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  20. Kirby Takes Manhattan by

    Fandoms: Betty Boop (Short Films), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Dora the Explorer (Cartoon), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Naruto, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Persona Series, Kirby - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, M&M's Commercials, Metal Gear, Codename: Kids Next Door, Vocaloid, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Bambi (1942), Goof Troop, Friends (TV), Wendy's "Always Fresh Never Frozen" Commercials, Miitopia (Video Game), Disney - All Media Types, Winnie-the-Pooh - A. A. Milne, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Five Nights at Freddy's, (My) Immortal: The Web Series, Family Guy (Cartoon), Classical Music RPF, American Politics RPF, Barbie - All Media Types, Dragon Ball, Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena, Oliver Twist - All Media Types, Alien Series, Donkey Kong (Video Games), Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), The Simpsons, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, iCarly, Superman - All Media Types, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Tron - All Media Types, SCP Foundation, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Grimes (Musician) RPF, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Touhou Project, Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening, Vingt mille lieues sous les mers | Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Shrek (Movies), Arsène Lupin - Maurice Leblanc, Undertale (Video Game), Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Bayonetta (Video Games), Fate/stay night - All Media Types, Final Fantasy VII, McDonalds Commercials, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Muppet Babies, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gremlins (Movies), Homestuck, Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons), Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Murder She Wrote, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Death Note (Anime & Manga)  

    03 Feb 2019

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    Kirby has a fun adventure into Manhattan!

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