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“what in the mclownery?!” by boxedglowsticks
Fandoms: The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald (Cartoon), Burger King "The Burger King" Commercials, Wendy's "Always Fresh Never Frozen" Commercials, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, McDonaldland
19 Jun 2022
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part 2 lol but its 10x worse bc i cant write good. also sorry if the tags aren’t accurate.
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- Part 2 of Fast Food Fanfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,513
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 67
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our love shines under the cherry blossoms PUTIN SMUT SEQUEL by HakYemeFuckYeah
Fandoms: Political RPF, Madagascar (Movies), KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Political RPF - Russian 21st c., Original Work, Original Sin (2001), World Wrestling Entertainment
12 Jun 2022
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The story of me getting kidnapped and tortured by the Russian government after writing Zombie Putin smut on my Ao3 account
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- Part 2 of Me and Vladdy Daddy (Putin) Romance
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 473
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 163
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Why be a functional member of Society, when you can fall in love with a rival restaurant by Spongebob_dance
Fandoms: KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Starbucks - Fandom, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
09 May 2022
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The fic where Starbucks burns down McDonald's house and he stays at kfc house ig??? idk might fix this later
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Tough day, soft love by High_Lady_Lot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
12 Apr 2022
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Pro Hero Hawks had a terrible day at work. On top of that, his favorite food place, the KFC, was closed and he wasn't able to get his much needed chicken tenders. Luckily, his beloved Colonel Sanders is there to comfort him.
A very short fluff scenario.
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the fast food scandal by colonelsanders
Fandoms: KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, I Love You Colonel Sanders! (Visual Novel), The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald (Cartoon)
09 Apr 2022
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this is satire and its about ronald and sanders there is smut and swearing, mildly linked to my other fic on here.
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The Clean, the dirty, and the ruby by cleandersQueenUwU (mercrutch064fan)
Fandoms: cleanders - Fandom, Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
27 Feb 2022
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Cleanders smut. What else do you need to know
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- Part 1 of clean fics only /j
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 684
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 82
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alpha shrecock by shnhrm
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Invincible (Image Comics)
28 Jan 2022
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Omni man gets slammed to the wall.
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🎨 SPN Masquerade Art- Round 6 by kirathehyrulian
Fandoms: Supernatural, Supernatural RPF, The Jungle Book (1967), KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
25 Jan 2022
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(Originally Uploaded March 20-April 4 2020)
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- Part 1 of 🎭SPN Masquerade🎭
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A Taste of Kentucky Hospitality by meaninglessblah for MarquiseDesaad
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
26 Dec 2021
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"Mmm," the Colonel moans wantonly, the digit popping free from his lips with a lewd sound. "That's finger-lickin' good."
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- Part 41 of Event Fics 2021
- Part 46 of Gift Fics
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What if we WERE ment to be? (Colonel Sanders x Jack in the Box) by c0sm0_cantRead
Fandoms: KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Jack in the Box "Jack's Back" Commercials
21 Nov 2021
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Jack from Jack in the box and Colonel Sanders from KFC are rivials. But maybe they are more than that?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 720
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 50
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You’re in a loving relationship with Colonel Sanders aka the KFC guy and dear God he’s a sex-machine. I didn’t read this over because I’m lazy and have a lot of college work to do so you’re gonna have to deal with it. I’m putting my English major to good use. Hope you have a finger lickin' good time reading this!
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The University Janitor by mercrutch064 for LilacBrown889
Fandoms: KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, I Love You Colonel Sanders! (Visual Novel), Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials
06 Oct 2021
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You know that i-ready prompt video that was like "Clean, Separate, Cook, and Chill?" Yeah, I'm only focusing on the "Clean" and "Cook" aspect. You read the tags. You know what this will entail.
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colonel sanders and the weird furry that crashed his chicken coop by amongusslut889 (LilacBrown889) for mercrutch064
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
15 Sep 2021
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there is a man in colonel sander's chicken coop. a man who may in fact actually be a furry.
also he is bleeding
what the fuck
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- Part 3 of cleanders and their mop son
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Colonel Sanders and General Tso meet under mysterious circumstances, and find they have some things in common.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,047
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 9
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we break up (we kiss) by amongusslut889 (LilacBrown889)
Fandoms: Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
09 Jul 2021
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colonel sanders has it all: a loving partner, a herd of chickens, and an overly affectionate mop, but something's afoot. trouble in paradise? what will he do?
angst/breakup/get back together fic told in letters written on KFC napkins
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- Part 2 of cleanders and their mop son
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 610
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 64
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Breakfast Takes a Turn by HoneyBiscuit3297
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Chicken Run (2000), Chicken Little (2005), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Flushed Away (2006), Zootopia (2016), Animal Farm - George Orwell, Megamind (2010), KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X (Music Video), Old Town Road - Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus (Music Video), Turbo (2013), Chuck E. Cheese's Animatronic Shows
13 Apr 2021
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Hawks lays an egg, and is prepared to become a father with his boyfriend, Dabi. But things take an unexpected turn that leaves Hawks devastated and out for revenge...
(please, for the love of god, do not take this seriously. i'm already at my limit. i'm on the verge of tears just thinking of it. i don’t even think i ship dabihawks)
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love in the grocery aisle by amongusslut889 (LilacBrown889)
Fandoms: KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials, Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials
03 Apr 2021
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colonel sanders meets the most attractive man he's ever seen in the grocery aisle of his local supermarket. antics ensue
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- Part 1 of cleanders and their mop son
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This is the continuation of a fic my friend wrote me as a joke.
You are a college student and you are currently stuck on campus with no way to your car. It just so happens that The Colonel is there to help you.
Lmk if you want me to post the first part, it isn't really needed foe this fic but it's funny. -
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Vegan chain-restaurant mogul Mr. Rosenthal gets an unlikely visitor at an ungodly hour who tests his resistance to his world-famous herbs and spices.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,110
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 310
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Chicken and the Toad by itsmeyaboi_redacted1
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, KFC "Colonel Sanders" Commercials
02 Jan 2021
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Yoda was slowly approaching, nervously looking at him. Sanders sneezed on Yoda, and Yoda smiled lovingly at him.