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    In the wake of personal tragedy, Kili and Fili are moved half-way across the country to live with their Uncle Thorin and Dwalin, two friends who have yet to learn solo independence and now must raise these boys. On the cusp of turning eighteen, Kili struggles to find himself, pushing boundaries and asking for more than he should.

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    Willow Baggins met a dwarf in Bree when she’s drinking away her sorrows as her ex-husband, Otho, gets remarried and takes her home away from her. The next morning the dwarf disappears and Willow is left more broken than before.

    Years later, the dwarf that left her shows up on her doorstep thanks to a pesky wizard. But Willow isn’t the same hobbit Thorin met all those years ago. Now, she has someone to care about and someone who cares about her.

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    Fili has little notion of what it means to be a father, or even to have one. His own father died when he was barely four. Kili hadn’t even been born and Fili isn’t even sure that his mother was aware of her pregnancy when his father had been killed. The closest thing he has ever known to a father is Thorin, and his uncle is hardly the greatest example of one.

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    FAKE DATING< ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

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    Based on the imagine from thereandbackagainimagines on tumblr: Imagine the Company, even Bilbo, accidentally drinking a love potion. All of them fall in love for you for as long as the potion lasts. However, the ones that loved you before drinking the potion don’t act differently.

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    Based on the imagine from thereandbackagainimagines on tumblr: imagine falling asleep at the campfire one evening and Thorin carefully picking you up so he doesn’t wake you and carrying you to your bedroll.

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    Sequel/companion piece to ‘Innocence’. Kíli knows Fíli is still holding back in their physical relationship. Just when he has accepted that this is how it is always going to be, he overhears some salacious information about Fíli’s past dalliances. This causes Kíli to make plans to provoke Fíli. Unfortunately, Kíli is pretty horrible at making plans.

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    Dwalin has lost something and suspects it was taken by one of the three youngest members of their Company. Who stole it? And more importantly, why? Dwalin will find out all, and more.

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    Kili, Youngest of two, Brother to Fili. Usually rambling on about something, wears his heart on his sleeve, looks up to his brother and has his six until death, ALWAYS getting into trouble his brother has to get him out of, wants to make Uncle Thorin proud no matter what it takes, pranking almost everyone, Second Heir to the throne under the mountain.

    One thing both brothers agree is to keep their mother worry at minimum.

    Moura, Only child. Speaks her mind, hides emotions like no ones business, gets everyone into and out of trouble, doesn’t care what her ‘king’ thinks of her, never gets caught when she pulls a prank,makes sure others are ok before worrying about herself, bad influence on Kili, Best Friend to the Second Heir.

    The one thing Thorin and everyone who knows her agrees on is if you ever truly anger her you will probably not live to see another day.

    This is the story of these two dwarves.

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    Fíli feels he is corrupting Kíli and is afraid of their developing physical relationship. Kíli will have none of it.

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    "There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said, his eyebrows knotted. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hemery thought. Was Thorin as calculating and cold as all other masters?

    Sequel to Dwarf Gold: The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. At twenty-one, Hemery returns to Erebor after five years in Minas Tirith. Has the mountain changed in her absence or has she?

    Post-quest. Violence and sexual scenes.

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    It's been thirty five years since the Battle of Five Armies which left Bilba exiled from Erebor. Now a lone figure stands nervously at the gates, unsure as to the welcome she is to receive.

    For the rest of Thorin's Company, things are about to get turned upside down.

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    30/?
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    Four months after the great Dwarvish Kingdom of Erebor has been reclaimed. Thorin son of Thrain, son of Thror, King under the mountain, leaves Erebor to live with his beloved Bilba Baggins.

    But this story isn't about the Dwarvish king and the Burglar Hobbit, no. It's about Ori, the only female Dwarf in the company four months after the ancient Kingdom of Erebor is reclaimed she finds that she is pregnant with a certain dark, wild haired Prince's child. But he has married an Elf. Ori tries her best to keep her pregnancy a secret from the royal family, but fails to do so.

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    4/?
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    Hobbits are fragile creatures that need sunlight and to stretch their legs. Thorin needs to make sure that he takes care of his hobbit by going for hikes with him. Even if Bilbo just wants to sit down

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    Five times Fíli got to watch Kíli masturbating and one time he got so much more.

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    Rory is completely useless when it comes to defending herself. So when she's thrown into middle earth she doesn't know much apart from her mothers cryptic message about her father, that she's shrunk and that Fili quite possibly owns the most attractive moustache she's ever seen.

    Originally posted on FF.net under 'okidokifili'

    Inspired by The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly.

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    14/?
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    12
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    72
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    15
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    where Dís' husband died before Kili was born, and she sleeps with Glorfindel, bc he's totes into spontaneous marriage

    or,

    Kíli is a dwarven peredhil and gets his sense of humour from his father.

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    43
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    It started when Ori healed Dwalin. Dwalin's attraction to the scribe, that is. And so he resolves to stay his distance. A resolve which is quickly shattered to peices by one night of boredom and lack of conversation. And so Dwalin falls in love with the scribe.

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    11
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    Birthday wishes almost never came true. Why did it have to be this one that did? Katie wished for an adventure, not a quest with 13 dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit to slay a dragon! Stupid Gandalf with his stupid inability to take no for an answer...

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    6/?
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    42
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    129
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    22
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    Nwalin One-Shots set in as many different situations and universes as I can think of. Reverse roles, modern AUs, soulmate stuff, angst if I can manage it, you name it.

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    10/?
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