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    We're gettin' slimy in this one, folks! But not Slimered. Please, dear Celestia, anything but getting Slimered.

    Suggested talking points: Ooze, Saddle Rager’s Side Gig, Ecto-Juices, Wisteria Bloom, Special Guestpert, Super Everfree Sisters, Stinkhouse

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    Sadie and Jimmy agreed to participate in an unusual parade in Huntington as a favor to some old family friends. Clyde invited Stensland to come along and planned a romantic evening at a cozy bed and breakfast. Secrets from Clyde’s past are revealed in the ensuing chaos caused by a family even more disastrous than the Logans. Will the revelations bring the new couple closer together or tear them apart?

    *Familiarity with the McElroy brothers is not necessary to the enjoyment of this story.

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    Written in script format (to keep it as much like ‘hearing’ the podcast as possible), here is the first part of my very self-indulgent Queen and MBMBAM cross-over. Written in an AU in which we still have Freddie here with us, but Queen also works with Adam because I absolutely would love to exist in a universe where that’s a reality and I can go to a Queen concert and have myself rocked by not one, but two, powerhouse voices.

    Anyway. This is part of a series I’m naming MBMBAMAAAQ (My Brother, My Brother, and Me, and Adam, and Queen), so far not sure how many parts/episodes it’ll be. NSFW in terms of what gets discussed in this one, but nothing smutty or anything like that.

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    The world’s left in a wasteland by long-forgotten apocalypse and the rise and fall of the government. Communities still emerge from and persevere in the desertscape- gangs and villages and even remnants of larger cities scatter across the land, loosely connected by spiderwebs of trade routes or blood spilt by conflicts.
    Polygon, a group formed by mismatched wanderers, do their best to build connections with others and create a haven for their families, both found and forged.
    Brian and Laura, however, have been oblivious to the going-ons of the desert, secluded in a den of beauty and vice. In the brothel, dependence is nurtured by the illusion of paradise and world-numbing syrup.

    Simone promised herself someday they’d be able to escape, to join her at Polygon.

    Apparently, she tells Pat, the best way to go about this is an undercover mission to break them out and steal a fuck-ton of weed in the process.

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    Justin: John Doe says “I am a student athlete and I have an issue with someone on my team. The first time I ever met him, he hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor-

    Griffin: Okay, wait, I know the answer to this question, get a restraining order. Or leave the state. Probably leave the state. Leave the state might be the right answer.

    Justin: Let me finish, it gets so much worse. He hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor. However, over this year, though he has threatened me with death on a number of occasions, he has promised to keep me safe from my past (don’t worry about it).

    Griffin: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?

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    Inspired by our live reading of the MBMBAM Archives, the The Brothers McElroy answer a question about one of the most pressing issues of our day.

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    "Well," says the mildly threatening small child, "you're a strange woman standing in MY house where I live, so that's cool I guess."

    "Yeah," Justin responds weakly. "Super fuckin' cool."

    (OR)

    If they had to be thrust into their own roles in one of their fictional worlds, could it at least have been not this one?

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    Dr. Sydnee Smirl's office gets a new virtual assistant program, which goes fucking perfectly. Travis's mug says "World's Best Receptionist". Griffin is a teen just like you.

    Or: Local bisexual develops growing hatred and/or passionate love for modern technology.

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    Justin is known to attract magical occurances. Sydnee just wishes her little sister could be left out of it.

    (Or: Sawbones Episode 91: The Teen Girl, a novelization.)

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    These littermates are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Violetbreeze insists he's a 'med-spert', but if there's a degree in his den…

    Suggested talking points: Windbreeze - The Sexiest Warrior, The Half-Clan Paradox,

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    It's been over 40 years since Cycle 69 and things have settled back down for the IPRE crew. Life has become as normal as it can be when you're aliens on a world that knows your entire life. However, after a jump to some friends gone wrong, the Tres Horny Boys and a special guest must rely on three normal, familiar friends to get them back to their crazy world... before it's too late.

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    I thought Commitment was very good, actually.

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    Hello, humans! This is such an honor, to be named as representatives of Equestrian society to your strange magic-less ape world. Please, come and sit with us as we discuss such mainstays of Equestrian society as Jigsaw the pie-maker, eating worms with class, and the new savory scent of love from Hayburger. Hey, wait, where are you going?

    Suggested talking points: Bank Scroll Exhibition, Home Alone Extended Universe, Deep Cover Secret Changeling Temp, Just Eat Some Dirt, Prench Fry Perfume, Upper-Class Lightning, Eyes in the Back of Your Butt

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    [DISCONTINUED]

    AU where the Doctor is Brian David Gilbert.
    The Doctor had to pull a John Smith again for reasons and so now he’s Brian. Basically a better version of The Family of Blood because boys.
    I’m rusty on DW canon and bad @ writing but this is mainly for goofs so idc at this point lmao.
    Also he’s nearing the end of a regeneration cycle so that’s why he’s young enough to be Briamfdvnjvfdnjdv bye I’m really tired.
    DW isn’t a tv thing in this universe. (Sorry, Travis)
    Enjoy!

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    It's finally time. The magic cycle is upon the IPRE crew, and at first it seems pretty normal. Sure, it's a boring planet populated solely by polluting humans and animals of all shapes and forms. But how come some of the media asks them about these McElroy folk? And why are three of their own starring in a graphic novel?

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    Travis: Maybe he could turn it into a coffee table?

    Justin: A what??

    Travis: Like. Get a big square piece of glass and put it on top of the coffin. Bam. Coffee table and conversation starter!

    Griffin: What’s the conversation, ‘leave my apartment before I turn your bones into furniture?'

    Joshua Gillespie, perturbed owner of one haunted coffin, turns to an unusual source for help. Hilarity ensues.

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    "Jaa'm," they croak again, almost sobbing.

    Minerva meets a strange creature on a new plane.

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    Hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex blast off into cybersex Joe Biden.

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    In which the brothers give a statement

    (I was metaphysically convinced to do this because of EgNogg’s fanfic, which this is a sequel to. Please read that other one, it ruined me.)

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    The McElroys have a bad vacation in London. Jon reaches the limits of his compel.

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