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Your sole purpose to the 141 is complete. With your life in enemy hands, no one is coming for you. That had always been the way you expected it to go, your life as Wraith was destined to end this way.
So why did it hurt you so much? Why do you remember your team, your family and your captain most of all, so vividly now that your life is flickering out?
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CATastrophe by lunatih
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2024
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Behold! Ashley, the cat.
Shen Qingqiu won't know what hit him.
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This was not in Primož's contract.
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- Part 3 of Blame it on the Angliru
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- English
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- 2,257
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(Biblically) inaccurate Egoists. by The_villanelle_and_spades
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
19 Mar 2024
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Cos I used to 'specialise' in making incorrect quotes, I thought 'why not post them all on ao3 as well?
Uploads daily!
Quotes will vary in length and most of it's just a lot of fun. I will note whether it has manga spoilers at the beginning of every chapter.
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Nagi: Sometimes, I drink milk straight out of the container
Bachira: The cow???
Nagi: What?
Isagi: Bachira, W H Y? -
No sugar, I'm sweet enough by Ilikecola
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF, Chinese Actor RPF
19 Mar 2024
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Aspiring dancer Wang Yibo works as a part-time barista and has a crush on the tall, handsome gege who comes in most mornings to get a coffee. Wang Yibo is too shy to talk to him but tries hard to express his feelings through his latte art and kind gestures.
This is a sweet & straight-forward love story, told from Yibo's pov <3
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This is pure fiction, none of it is real, I made it all up^^
@ ilikecola
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(Re)United States of Brando by Toji_SSB
Fandoms: Monster Rancher, RWBY, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Multi-Fandom
19 Mar 2024
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It's been 2 months and the Brandos have been enjoying life as a family with success from both James and Raven in the National Monster League within the USA. But with a growing thorn known as Byleth Eisner making her move and many other rivals popping up from nowhere, the duo will face numerous challenges from both monster battling and personal lives as their own respective family come out with their own troubles.
Regardless, the Brandos have themselves and their friends as life will continue to throw stuff at them, only for them to prevail as usual with their "Nah, I'd Win' Mindset.
Sequel to United States of Brando is here now!
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- Part 2 of The United States of Brando
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Number One Mom by Stinky_Monkey
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2024
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Inko: NEZU, WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Nezu: You had asked me to find which students would good inheritors for your quirk, and that is precisely what I did. Though I must say, I have been disappointed with the results.
Inko: I meant for you to put together a list of students with potential, not ACTUALLY put them through as much strain as One For All would!
Nezu: I am, however, happy to report that the test results were extremely conclusive. U.A’s training regimen is ill suited to finding you a successor. I would recommend training someone looking to join U.A with the kind of specific training that One For All requires.
Inko: Don’t change the subject!
Nezu: You said you wanted someone similar to your son, after he proved physically incapable of holding your quirk, correct? I believe I can compile a list of candidates within the next few days.
Inko: Without harming any of them… RIGHT?If you would like to make a work based off this one, my only rule for doing so is that you tell me about it so I can enjoy it as well. I would also be immensely flattered.
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- Part 1 of Number One Mom
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3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by CJ1021
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood
19 Mar 2024
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3D9C Complete Edition: As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew of the last 300 years are pulled into the ship and forced to live in close quarters while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald, Adam Mitchell, and Sally Sparrow. [FFN reupload, will be 3 million words]
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- Part 1 of 3D9C Cosmoverse
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Not sure the stuff I want is worth the price it costs by GrachiBros
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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She has no mother this time around to point out the wild and reckless irresponsibility that came with handing a toddler a kunai and setting them down a path that would likely end in her untimely death.
Kurenai doesn’t care all that much, not when she’s going to be a certified badass.
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- Part 3 of It's a girls world, Naruto remix
- Part 5 of Reincarnation Round-up
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- English
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- 1,263
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- 1/?
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The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy 2: Turf Wars by Woweebro
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 Mar 2024
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Following his victory over J, N has had a peaceful few weeks for him and his two girlboss teammates to relax and formulate a plan to stop the Solver and its spread.
But, as worker drones begin to mysteriously drop dead across the city, the trio unveil something concerning: There are three murder drone squads that have entered the city, and they are not meant to be there. Filled with a collection of colorful and weird personalities and abilities, one sticks out for his immense ego and hatred towards N, for some reason. I guess N might had looked at him wrong or something.
As chaos ensues over the rights for the remaining territory with a sizable worker population, a morose and guilty J is convinced by her human companion to set things on the right track with N, leading to the most unstable and messy teamup of history in the face of overwhelming odds.
With 9 murder drones on the hunt, an old f̶̧͠r̶͚͋ḯ̶̪ë̸̪́n̴̘͗d̶͖̑ carving her way through N and V, and a truce that could break at any moment, N's got his work cut out for him.
Good thing he has a crazy psycho friend, an angsty goth crush, and his own contained rage to help him through. Those 9 drones don't know who they've just provoked.Series
- Part 2 of The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy
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After being bitten by an infected, Chelsey Edwards finds herself stumbling through the sewers only to be set upon by a Burster. Right as it gains on her someone in a gas mask saves her and brings her into his home.
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The Misadventures of One Untwinked Merc'less Arbiter by Maltacus
Fandoms: Diablo (Video Games)
19 Mar 2024
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Since gilded amazon Törnrosa (Sleeping Beauty) tossed a golden apple into the triumvirate of the red, blue and green ones they bicker incessantly about whose skills are the mightiest and actually destroyed said artefact first. To settle the dispute the bored chronicler Maltatai calls upon high arbiter and unimpressed evaluator of skills Rapunzel.
Rödluvan (Red Riding Hood), Snövit (Snow White) and Askungen (Cinderella) together with the assisting side-kicks and henchmen and -women provide helpful advise and assistance.
Or at the very least they provide distracting annoyance.
Resistance is futile.
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- Part 3 of Diabolical Misadventures
- Language:
- English
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- 5,973
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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Boku no Tribe by Kirrati
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2024
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My Tribe
Omegas. A legend and a myth. They never existed, right? The only 'proof' are old writings from the Middle Age. There was no way, they were real. Right?
Wrong. Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Kendou, Kirishima Eijirou and Shinsou Hitoshi are four young Alpha scientists and forced by the government and the Church to go on an expedition on a freshly discovered continent. Their encounter with the Omegas however is not so ... friendly. How will they survive in the wild jungle and how will they be able to gain the Omegas' trust in order to learn more about the forgotten second gender? -
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Mari Suzuki is 17 when her mother divorced her father and took her brother. Suddenly having left a void in their family, Mari wonders where she and her father had gone wrong as they continue to live their lives in the small town called Faraway.
Sunny SZK is 18 when he'd been declared the Nation's sweetheart, or as they like to call him, sunshine, on live TV. He can see his mother behind the cameras and he flashes a smile, which gets thrown around social media for weeks. He's lived peacefully, but then an unusual message arrives in his inbox.
tl;dr I make Mrs. Suzuki divorce her husband and take Sunny with her, somehow, that changes a lot.
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- 622
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Born to win and blessed with legendary luck, star quarterback Baekhyun Byun had everything going for him...
...Up until he crossed paths with a certain cute little black cat.
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You Jump, I Jump, Jack. by OhhMyy
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
19 Mar 2024
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"She wouldn’t run if this wasn’t bad. He’s known her for twenty years, he knows her better than he knows himself most days. She wouldn’t run if this wasn’t bad"
He can't lose her, won't lose her, absolutely refuses to even contemplate the idea; so why can he feel his breathing picking up and his chest pounding and have his legs always been jelly?
Angst, romance, all of the feelings. Tony thinks aliens would be preferable.
There will be no character death, ever.
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- Part 23 of For a Clever Man, He Sure is an Idiot.
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My American Psycho by TheatreFanatic27
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types, My Immortal
19 Mar 2024
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My sister pointed out that the outfit descriptions in American Psycho sounded eerily detailed a la My Immortal. It all went downhill from there.
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Young Naruto Uzumaki found a much needed mentor in one Itachi Uchiha. The kind teen had taken her under his wing and showed her the ropes When it came to her shinobi training.
She thought he'd be someone she could always rely on, a constant she could fall back on when needed.
Too bad he decided to kill his entire clan, minus his little brother, and force her to fight him before He fled the village.
Now she was stuck with an implanted eye she never asked for and all the problems that came with it.
Maybe that dumb kitsune was right. Uchiha's are nothing but trouble...
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What happens when in your last year of university you end up being roomed with your elementary school bully?
-This is a two part story, Part 1-ch.1-20; Part 2-ch.20-/
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Hanker Sore
adj. finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off.
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Husk eyed Angel up and down before finally setting on rolling his golden irises, his claws passively picking at the dried blood.
“Get out of my bar, Angel.”, the cat demon waved a dismissive hand at the spider, tone much more playful than Angel would have expected, considering the state of the cat.
“Well I was just leaving, but now that you want me to, I think I’ll stick around.”, Angel spoke back happily, taking an over-the-top sip of his drink, watching Husk grimace lightly at the concoction the arachnid made.
It was definitely too sweet, but Angel wouldn’t admit the fact to the cat. Husk must’ve been able to tell as much by glance alone- who wouldn’t be into a man who was perceptive AND good at his job?
“Fine, suit yourself, brat.”
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In which Angel is so down bad it’s kind of embarrassing. Good thing it’s reciprocated. (A lot of pining, basically)
Now with wonderful art from Kaki in chapter 3!