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    Four contestants remain in the Big Brother house. Who will get the most votes to stay in the competition? Who will make it to the final 3? (POV of Vince Noir)

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    In which it is 1994, and some students spend the night in their flat watching Blade Runner.
    Also known as: that one time Noel fancied Harrison Ford

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    What's the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?

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    Julian Barratt is a time-traveller, and Noel Fielding has known him his entire life.

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    10
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    This is a fill for a prompt someone sent me: How do you imagine Re-Wired Noelian are spending Julian’s fiftieth?

    Well, here’s the answer

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    Noel messes up at dinner party with BBC Three execs and has to fix it.

    Mostly just an excuse for some baby Boosh fluff.

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    Prompt from tumblr:

    Haven't a clue how you'd manage it, but I'd love a Re-Wired scene in which Jimmy Carr (and/or Noel-adjacent panel show regulars) take the piss about Noel having shacked up with his comedy partner. (e.g. At the start of each Big Fat Quiz, Jimmy asks about/mentions what

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    4
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    Noel and the Luxury Cafe gang enter a call-in competition in pursuit of winning a whole 24 hours to spend with the biggest rock star across the universe.

    Or simply put: If Julian were to be a character in Luxcom.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Lee smirked and took a big swig. “So? Moved in then?”

    As openers went it wasn’t exactly subtle. But then, neither was Lee. He supposed he should be grateful that the other man was bringing it up and he didn’t have to. He nodded and looked fixedly at the bottle. “Yeah,” he said, shrugging, “we, ah, I guess we’re… We’re giving it a go.” He felt stupid as soon as the words were out and looked up across the table. Unable to read the other man’s expression he hurried on. “I can’t even tell you how little I want you answering questions about my sex life. Or thinking about it. Or picturing anything to do with it. Or me.”

    Lee rolled his eyes at him before shaking his head. He grinned down at his beer. “You’ve really gone the whole fucking hog on the midlife crisis, haven’t you?”

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    Fill for a prompt: One time, [Julian/Noel] cries after sex.

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    Noel was a crier. Everyone knew that. He didn’t have a filter for his emotions, he seemed to have never needed to grow one. Julian sometimes wondered about that. It couldn’t all be the Northern/Southern thing. But, somewhere along the line Noel hadn’t decided that showing his emotions meant showing weakness. Instead, he’d learned how to go on the attack if people wanted perceive it as such. Which mostly didn’t happen; Noel’s openness with his emotions just made everyone within a ten mile radius fall madly in love with him.

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    They were stone cold sober and had just admitted they were in love.

    That probably called for a bumming. He just wished he knew how to go about getting one.

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    “It's the first day of October and so the beginning of the holiday of my people!” Noel was looking at him expectantly and so Julian felt compelled to come up with some form of answer.

    “Merry gothmas,” he said, his voice still hoarse from sleep. “Why are you so happy?”

    Noel grinned cheekily at him. “Because I can start work on our costumes for my annual Halloween party,” he paused to give his next words more of a dramatic effect. “And they're going to be couple costumes and you're going to wear one.”

    Julian frowned and rubbed his eyes. It was too early for this sort of onslaught. “That doesn't sound like something I would do.”

    “No,” Noel agreed amiably. “But then you were a total prick the other week and when we were having make up sex you promised you would.”

    He sighed. “That does sound like something I would do.”
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    Fill for a prompt from Cabinet-Captain who wanted Halloween fluff. This is sort of fluff. You know. For the most part.

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    “Tomorrow will be better.” Julian promised, helping Noel undress. It was intimate, not sexy, just intimate. Soft. “I’ll help you with your addiction.”

    “It isn’t an addiction.” Noel defended, wiggling his way out of his jeans. “It’s… I dunno, it’s nothing. It’s something tiny.”

    “An accident.” Julian said softly, his eyes meeting level with Noel’s. “It’s an accident.” He muttered, kissing Noel on the forehead.

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    Julian beckoned him back to bed, and the two faced each other now – the room only illuminated by the lamp on the table. “You’re my best friend, the most talented person I know, the most versatile, smartest, innovative man… You’ll always be my greatest achievement.”
    Julian got so sweet when he was drunk, Noel cherished the words – the words he would never say whilst sober. “Promise?”

    This is worst times contrasted with their best.
    This is Julian recounting the past, this is how things could have been.

     

    This is a fic split into two parts, it'll be continuously updated - hopefully pretty fast.
    It's probably pretty AU for most of it.

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    Noel and Julian try and find their way back to each other. Or, alternatively, the life and times of the Boosh as told through the process of making the long-awaited film.

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    10/10
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    Julian gives Noel that call he promised him.

    Pure PWP with some fluff.

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    Rising tension between Noel and Julian leads to a reevaluation of a decade-long relationship

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    They stood still and silent in his living room, staring at each other from opposite sides of the room. Noel watched him closely as he felt the time ticking by slowly, the end lurking in the shadows and waiting to be given form through words that he'd known were coming for months. Years maybe. It was always going to come to this.

     

    Or a PWP about The Boosh breakup

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    Just some filthy shower smut for you all - hope you enjoy!

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    1/1
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    37
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    3
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    630
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    Julian teaches Noel to drive in an abandoned carpark. Cue plenty of alone time for them, and lots of thinking about the future. Set in November 1999, after Arctic Boosh.

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    Things aren't right with the Boosh. Julian can sense things are starting to come apart at the seams. He just wants to go home and the tour hasn't even started yet.

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    How the boys realise that their relationship might not be entirely normal. But then, maybe that's okay

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    1/1
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    4
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    30
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    1
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