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Consciousness is like lighting a fire in the middle of winter—cold and dark are replaced by heat and light, eliciting a breath that burns like coals in your chest.
Julia Burnsides has been resurrected by a mysterious force with unknown intentions. Reuniting with Magnus leads to new friends, fantastical adventures, regular ritual human sacrifice, great food, saving the world, and dick jokes.
Lots and lots of dick jokes.
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Kravitz and Taako are together now, which is great, right? Except Magnus seems to find himself in a bit of a predicament.
Namely, he’s coughing up flowers. For Taako.
He clearly can’t break up the new couple, that would be awful of him. So, the only other option is to wait it out until the flowers growing in his lungs suffocate.
Oh, Maggie…
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After two years, College freshman Barry Bluejeans returns to fencing to try and get in shape. He doesn't expect to become the chauffeur for the Starblaster high school team, to get roped into not-technically-larping, or help this kid study for his Bar Mitzvah. He certainly didn't expect to find a community--or to fall in love.
Meanwhile, Taako is pining for a hot dancer boy, Lup is planning her escape, Magnus is helping overthrow the student council at a school he doesn't even go to, Mavis is fighting with her father, Angus is desperate for a mystery to solve, and Lucretia--well, it's hard to know exactly what's going on with Lucretia.
It's a TAZ High School-ish Fencing AU! There's a lot going on.
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- Part 1 of Touché-Verse and Associated Prompts
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Switching Stitches in the Tapestry of Fate by Infinite_Finals_Week
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
09 Jun 2020
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Istus is pretty sure this wasn't sure how this was supposed to look.
Julia, Kravitz, and John find the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet in a cave.
Angus feeds journal after journal to Fisher.
Taako fastens his feathered cloak and picks up his scythe, ready for another day of reaping.
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- Part 1 of Fantasy Breakfast Club AU
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"101 Ways Not To Raise A Human! (Illustrations Included)" by grimkinkwrites
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
03 Jan 2020
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Taako wasn't down for the whole parenting thing. He was hardly an adult by elf standards, and being surrounded by new and doting parents had definitely dampened his case of baby fever. And yet, there was something different about Angus.
He was adorable, and at only 11 months was a master of tugging at the poor elf's heartstrings. As soon as Angus became part of the family, Taako was being told from all directions what to do. But that shit definitely don't fly, so with the help of a Fantasy Walmart parenting book and a whole lot of moral support, Taako is determined to figure it out all on his own.
Though with a bit of meddling, and a very flustered reaper, maybe he'll change his ways.
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"“I’m only here because my friend big, dull and brawny over there insisted we get a drink.” Taako gestured to Magnus, who was cheerfully locked in an arm-wrestling stalemate with a much angrier man, who was at this point using two hands in his attempt to win. Julia followed his gaze.
“...the one with the ‘Rufferage’ tattoo?” She asked slowly.
“Mhmm,” Taako hummed through his straw."
In which Taako meets Julia and Julia meets Magnus.
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First the lights had spoken to him for the seventeen years he had been locked away in his tower for, than he is harassed by some weird old dude who wont stop preaching 'the word of pan' and he couldn't even mention the brawny guy that joined just because he was 'conveniently heading in the same direction as his companion', No! The weirdest part of his day had to be the skeleton guy that was strapped to a wooden chair in the locks of his golden, magical hair.
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This is a tangled Au if you couldn't tell or didn't read the tags, they'll be updates as the story continues but for now I've only got small ideas and not fully evolved ones yet.
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Taako falls in love twice.
Once he falls in love quickly, tumbling heels over head, with steel blue eyes and a man who kisses to own.
Years later, a little smarter he falls in love slowly, with eyes the same shade as forget-me-nots and a soft smile.
He's a little guarded after the first time, but he thinks he might have it right this second time around.
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A story about found family, personal acceptance, and lesbians.
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Lord, we know what we are, but know not what we may be.
- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 5
I saw Six Supervisors, the Bureau watches over, the Bureau controls everything. One fell for money and landed in the stocks, one fell for love and dragged her heart away, one waits for sunsets, then sunrise, one observes, deduces and considers, one lives in short lived peace, one studies and goes beyond the realm of life and death. One watches over them all, turned from canary to bird of prey, rules over the world and cries.
"One of them dying truly is the nightmare scenario." -
Lady of the Shadow and Thorn by thegoodthebadandthenerdy
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
02 Jun 2019
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grasslandgirl asked: julia's a reaper au
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You know what you're doing is wrong.
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People are disappearing in Neverwinter.
When Taako’s twin sister Lup disappears without a trace, he and their partner in crime Barry (who’s not-so-secretly in love with Lup) start out to find out where the fuck she went.
They are accompanied by Carey Fangbattle and Magnus Burnsides, both of whom are looking for their wives- Killian and Julia- who have disappeared under the same mysterious circumstances as Lup. Also in their ramshackle party is the best detective in the world, thirteen year old Angus McDonald. He hasn’t lost anyone- not in the same way Taako and the others have, at least- but he felt it pertinent to lend his considerable skills to the cause. When they’re joined by the wayward pseudo-cleric Merle, and Kravitz- an emissary to the Raven Queen- Taako is left wondering when he will stop attracting the attentions of clingy strangers, if Barry will ever admit his feelings for Lup, and if the mysterious Kravitz is single.
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Crowned by IWriteFicsAndTragdies
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), The Dragon Prince (Cartoon)
31 Mar 2019
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Two thieves Taako and Sloane are wandering through the castle when they are caught by the crown prince they accidentally found the dragon prince's egg now they are forced to go across the kingdom with sloane's crush, a human bear, a literal angel, the prince"s kid brother and the prince himself whilst working to regain the egg is an eccentric dark mage Barry J Bluejeans who seems to be more interested in the umbrella Taako stole.
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take your sword, protector of them all by everqueen for BoPeepWithNoSheep
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
12 Mar 2019
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Julia Waxman Burnsides was supposed to die in the destruction of Raven's Roost. She, and a goddess, have other ideas.
(title from "Warrior Daughter" by Wildwood Kin)
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In Germany there is this massive cyber attack, where hundreds (probably, not sure you have to look it up) of private chats, phone numbers and whatnot of politicians were hacked and leaked online. So, when I heard that, I had the idea, that this could be a way how David and Julia's relationship might have been exposed.
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If Lavender Won't Sing You to Sleep by thegoodthebadandthenerdy
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
25 Jan 2019
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chlo • ro • sis - noun
the yellowing or whitening of normally green plant tissue because of a decreased amount of chlorophyll. possible causes include poor drainage, damaged or compacted roots, and nutrient deficiencies.
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saw my face in the mirror (though I know I've changed) by orange_yarn
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
20 Jan 2019
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Lup pulls some strings. Barry writes a resume. Taako starts over.
(Part one of a very long TAZ Hogwarts AU.)
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(in the midst of) how everybody lived by constanted
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Jan 2019
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Lucretia takes a detour on her journey to the Felicity Wilds and cannot help but intervene in a potential tragedy. This... changes things.
(or: The Incredibly True Story Of The Friendship Of Madame Director Lucretia And Julia Waxmen)
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"But don't they know, Lydia?"
"There's no such thing as an ugly sweater."
The Vogue Elves consider themselves challenged to be as "ugly" as possible at Taako's ugly sweater party. Written for TAZ Candlenights Secret Santa 2018.
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In the little town of Raven's Refuge, isolated by the Greyridge mountain range from the rest of the world, there lives a small community of folks. They have been there for generations, nourishing themselves in the magic of the valley, and they work together to keep themselves alive.
One of these folks is young Angus McDonald. He runs deliveries around town for almost everyone on his bicycle, and his familiar face is a beloved regular sight to every resident of Raven's Refuge.
So you can probably guess, dear reader, that folks notice right away when Angus disappears.