18 Works in Jondum Bau

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    Garrus Vakarian in canon seemed personally enraged about Saren's actions on Eden Prime. A colony slaughtered. A Spectre dead. Geth, everywhere. He dropped everything to see justice done when the opportunity presented itself. That's not normal, not unless the losses and betrayals were personal.

    Maybe they were. Maybe... they were *very* personal.

    Begins the tale of Mass Effect just a little early, starting in 2167. T minus 16 years until Eden Prime. A story of talented people who aren't exactly whole inside, but find some of the missing pieces in the warm regard of unexpected friends.

    Caffeine addictions. Spectre missions. Boring council meetings. C-Sec. The people behind the legends, and bullets. Many, many bullets...

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    In an alternate version of the Citadel DLC mission, Shepard finds herself and her friends captured and tormented at the hands of her clone and Maya Brooks.

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    When the Battlestar Galactica makes their desperate jump towards Earth, lead by Kara Thrace and four of the Final Five Cylons, they don't find the Earth they expect. They find an Earth encircled by giant black ships and a woman calling herself Commander Shepard telling them to leave before the Reapers attack them. With Earth not the safe haven they'd hoped for, a multi-species conflict raging around them, and the enemy Cylons still a threat, the Colonial Fleet and their Cylon allies struggle to make a place for themselves in this new universe.

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    Kasumi Goto and Jondum Bau meet for the first time during a heist on Sur'Kesh.

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    Mild AU with no Reapers where John Shepard harbours resentment towards the Alliance after surviving Akuze. Arrested for his refusal to rejoin service, Shepard drops from contact and, as days pass, his partner Kaidan Alenko begins to suspect foul play. When Kaidan starts investigating, it turns out there are other parties also interested in the veteran's whereabouts...

    Sequel to the Salarian Suicide! Can be read as a stand-alone.

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    Kaidan's outdone himself, this time. A character study: sex, death, and existentialism.

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    Spectre training was easy. Putting up with her turian teammate during their group lessons was less so. AU story with Shepard, Garrus, Jondum Bau, and as many characters from the Mass Effect universe as I can fit in.

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    Somebody put up mistletoe in Spectre HQ, and Anderson has to explain.

    Mass Effect Holiday Prompts, Dec 28: Mistletoe

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    “There is no real moral to this story. Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking though. Perhaps that is enough”
    - Oglaf
    Tina Shepard is the lusty, haphazard captain of the commercial space cruise-liner, The Normandy.
    This is her crew.

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    When Thane succumbs to brainwashing and attempts to kill Shepard, they both must find a way to live with the aftermath.

    From a prompt on the KinkMeme:

    I had a thought. What if the Hanar used brainwashing and the phrase they used for his total obedience was discovered.
    Cue femshep having to fight her lover, and finding he's a lot stronger and deadlier than she thought.
    After Thane is freed, he deals with the guilt and Femshep is there.

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    Fill for the kink-meme:
    It's such a rare pairing, and really, Saren/FShep deserve a little more. This anon is begging for an au (obviously with NO reapers) where Shepard works as a cute little barista in a dextro-coffee shop, and Saren at first refuses to order from "the weird human with the red fringe" but the manager refuses to put someone else on the counter. Saren, with his usual arrogance, orders his coffee.

    And is surprised when it is really, really good.
    Cue him finding time between missions to visit the bubbly barista, (to order his coffee, why would there be any other reason?) then confiding with her about his missions, then... well, I'd prefer porn-with-plot.

    And I encourage multi-fills, and if you want to write some FShep/Saren goodness that doesn't include a coffee shop au then GO FOR IT MY BEAUTIFUL AUTHORS. Don't let my silly little prompt hold you back! c:

    REWRITE OF EARLIER CHAPTERS IN PROGRESS. AS OF 29/04, DONE UP TO CHAPTER 31.

    Coffee and Spectres has won 1st place in the Het (non FemShep/Garrus) category on the kinkmeme! Thank you to everyone who voted!

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    Before she was a Commander and the First human Spectre, Mikaela Shepard was a normal farm girl back in Mindoir. She had a loving mother, a patient father and a reliable brother. Mikaela was living a normal and peaceful life until the Batarian Pirates came to Mindoir, kidnapping and slaughtering all the farmers on the planet. She was almost kidnapped by a group of Batarians until she was saved by the turian Spectre, Saren Arterius, who was traveling with the passing Alliance cruiser.
    Follow Mikaela as she tries to stay out of two groups who are after her and her twin sister and as she enters the Alliance to become the woman she is destined to be.

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    3/?
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    The war ended unexpectedly with the Reapers repairing the relays, cleaning up the mess, and leaving, taking the Citadel with them. Meanwhile, Shepard has been sending messages to her crew, letting them know she was alive, but that she can't come back. Well, no one's going to just accept that, least of all Garrus. If she can't come home on her own, then the crew of the Normandy, past and present, are going to her! There's just one little problem: the New Council does not want them to succeed.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    Bureaucratic!Shepard makes a poorly-chosen efforts towards crew cohesion.

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    A series of short stories about Athena Shepard: Survivor of Mindoir, War Hero, Hero of the Citadel and the Savior of the entire known Galaxy; also a badass Sentinel with a penchant and love for Sniper Rifles as well as one sexy Turian by the name of Garrus Vakarian.

    It will be spanning over all three games, but not in any particular or chronological order for now; it could change. Rated E for heavy language, blood and violence, graphic sex and adult humor/content. Not all segments will be in her POV. Not all segments will stick hardcore to canon, but most will. If you're not into Shepard being a die-hard Paragade with an addiction to swearing, alcohol and sex then this might not be the series for you. You must also be aware that most characters will swing in and out canon characterization. Fair warning!

    Enjoy!

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    6/?
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    50
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    9
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    In an AU where there are no Reapers or threats of Cerberus. Alice Sheperd, former Alliance Navy Infiltrator and N7 operative, works as an Acolyte for Sha'ira on the Citadel. Garrus Vakarian is a Spectre and friends with Nihlus Kyrik and Jondum Bau. After a stressful mission on Noveria, Nihlus takes them to the Consort Chambers for R&R.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    24
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    2
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    1608
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    Kasumi is trapped. Jondum has the key and is not willing to share. So what's a master thief to do? Exactly! Steal it away right from under his nose!... Along with some other things of course... (Mass Effect Kink Meme fill)

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    There's a Spectre after Kasumi, but she doesn't seem to mind.

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