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Patrick shows up at his and Jonny's hotel room under the influence of sex magic. 5000 words of porn ensues.
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It starts with Patrick needing a favor. It ends with... well, Jonny's not entirely sure how it ends up the way it does, but he likes it.
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- Part 3 of "Will It Blend?"
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dark horse - noun
1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.
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On its own, pumpkin is pretty bland. But add a pinch of spice...
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- Part 2 of "Will It Blend?"
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CACKLING
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Patrick just wants his smoothie. Is that so wrong? So he can do without that guy from the organic place judging him for it, OK?
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- Part 1 of "Will It Blend?"
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Of all the nights for Patrick's willpower to give up the ghost, it's Halloween.
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Patrick being stuck as a kitten was bound to happen sometime when Jonny couldn't be there. Thankfully, there's a trustworthy kitten-sitter available.
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- Part 4 of Kitten Kaner
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Jonny's actually sort of surprised it takes him as long as it does to get more details out of Patrick about his condition. And he never would have guessed so much of it stems from one little accessory.
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- Part 2 of Kitten Kaner
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"I—Jonny and I—" Patrick takes a deep inhale. "We got married."
Sharpy makes a soft noise. "Fuck, Kaner. Finally! Congratulations, that's awesome."
"What?" Patrick blurts out, his head spinning. Fuck, is this still the alcohol? It can't be the alcohol. "What do you mean, finally?"
"Uh—are you telling me that you and Jonny haven't actually been dating since your rookie year?"
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Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also.
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Scattered Pieces of My Mind [Podfic] by speakingwosound (sev313) for Calliotrope (Xris)
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
06 Oct 2013
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After one scandal too many, Patrick Kane gets traded. Eventually it stops being the worst thing to ever happen to him.
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Jonny exhales, his mind and his body exhausted. Yet before he heads inside to go to sleep, Jonny stands with his eyes closed, and he takes count of the absolute truths.
He’s thirty-five years old. His body is battling a chronic illness. He’s no longer captain of an original six franchise in the NHL. He’s no longer employed, technically speaking, with his contract running out at the end of the season. He’s accomplished more than most hockey players could ever hope for in a lifetime - Olympic gold, multiple Stanley Cups. He’s a Conn Smythe winner. Recipient of the Mark Messier Leadership Award.
And he’s comprehensively, infinitely in love with Patrick Kane.
[It's the summer of 2023, and Jonathan Toews finally gets out the words that have been stuck in his throat.]
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Jonny's not entirely sure why he needed to get back to Chicago so urgently, because he *definitely* doesn't want to admit to himself that he's missing Patrick. But it's just as well he did come home, because Patrick's... not himself.
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- Part 1 of Kitten Kaner
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St. Patrick's day is Kaner's least favorite holiday, probably.
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- Part 4 of Whatever You Want
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“It’s only a 90-minute flight, so we jaunt over here on off-days when we can to cheer Artemi up. I’ve gotten into just keeping it in my suitcase.” Jonny says nonchalantly.
“Of course you do.” Jamie smirked. “And we thought we were doing something really special for Bread.”
“You are.” Patrick smiles. ““He’s been down lately. We haven’t seen him in over a month.”
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- Part 24 of You Bag Him, I'll Tag Him
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After 11 months of separation, Patrick Kane is forced to have a real conversation with the man who broke his heart when Sharpy brings him over for a drinking game. Alcohol, confessions, and feelings ensue.
Inspired by the "Truth or Drink: Exes" YouTube video.
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Having the 'A' is a great honor but also a great responsibility. Sometimes Brent Seabrook and Duncan Keith regret their choices.
(A.K.A the time somebody had to explain what even Kaner and Tazer are, to the rookies)
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When Patrick Kane's house burns down and it is up to Jonathan to protect him from that day on...
WARNING!! SOME CHARACTER DEATH IS INVOLVED!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
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Jonny really shouldn't be laughing right now because it is very clear his boyfriend has a concussion, but oh my god he thinks Jonny is an angel.
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Or: the five times someone walked in on Jonny fucking Pat and Jonny had no fucks to give. And something different.
In honour of the 1988 goal from tonight's game.