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    Being a trans teen fucking sucks.
    Okay, maybe it doesn’t, but it does if you are a small town boy trying to fill that void (the song didn’t go like that), the fact that you are not what everything says you are is kind of annoying, isn’t it?
    And let’s not touch the teen part, because one of the things that the entire world can agree on is the fact that being a teen fucking sucks.

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    Jon wakes up in a different place to where he fell asleep in. Weird, isn't it? Well, it's about the get much weirder when Jon realises that the place he woke up in is also many years into the future.

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    “I sort of gave up on redecorating after-“ He was supposed to be making small talk, not bringing up his second kidnapping and the fact that he’d been kidnapped enough to label one his second. “The, uh, second… kidnapping…”
    Martin shrugged. “Fair. If I knew where you lived maybe we’d’ve taken some of your stuff out.”
    “At least it was lost rather than destroyed by-“ And now he’s bringing up a traumatising event for Martin, Christ why can’t he just make small talk. “-Flesh. Things.”

    ———
    After Jon and Martin escape the Lonely, they go to Jon’s flat so he can pack for Scotland. Shenanigans ensue.
    ———
    Ashes, ashes, dust to dust
    I think I found a place for us
    It's down by Garden after dark
    It's in my arms, it's in my arms

    - Cabo, Ricky Montgomery

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    Jon thinks he’s going mad. There’s always a blanket around his shoulders when he wakes up, always a warm cup of tea on his desk, sometimes there are footsteps and whispers that sound awfully like Martin - but when he looks around his office it's empty, and cold.

    He doesn't know what to think of it, other than Martin cares.

     

    Or: Jon and Martin go back in time, but it does not go as planned. Martin ends up alone, he feels Lonely again.

     

    OR: Past Archive crew has to deal with cold and foggy air, and an excessive amount of statement eating moths.

    EDIT: Updates between Sunday and Monday, every week :]
    (I don't wanna bother with timezones, but it's around 00:10 GMT(+1), Monday)

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    A few doors down sits an office. In this office, a secret is held. He is beloved by the One Who Watches, trusted to See and Know and speak his words of truth that no other can bare witness to. In this office sits Jonathan Sims.

    He was still the Archive, beloved by the Ceaseless Watcher, the One Who Stares, the Knowledge and Sight of All.
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    AU where Martin succeeds in killing Jon, but some spooky stuff happens and only Jon gets sent to Somewhere Else.
    Just some self indulgent Time-Travel Fix-It ;]

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    Martin begins his new job under King Elias and Duke Peter. However he quickly heard rumors of the castle cat the peaks his interest.

    Martin gets more then he bargained for with this job, but he's not completely complaining.

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    Jon thought it would feel like falling, He thought either they’d die, or they’d be pulled through the crack in the house on hilltop road with the Fears and fall through time and space to Somewhere Else, where ever that may be.
    It didn’t feel like falling.
    It didn’t feel like anything.
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    My turn on the time travel fix it fic

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    When Jon opened his eyes, he had fully expected to be met with darkness. Maybe some death, maybe the Panopticon in absolute shambles after collapsing. Maybe even his body beneath his somehow transparent form, blood seeping quickly from the fatal stab wound Martin had unwillingly given him. 

    Instead, he was met with a clear blue sky.
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    Another self-indulgent TMA fic, now with Night Vale!!
    Fic PL: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1bFeI5s3u8qj46fBBN7R2i?si=acb42d8bdd154968

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    5 times Jon shows his love to Martin + 1 time he says the words.

     

    Title is the name of a Fleet Foxes song idk

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    Jon tries to force the Spiral to send him back, but the Sprial's corridors never twist things quite the way you want them to. Back in 1996, Elias has no idea why or how the Eye made such a powerful Avatar out of an 8 year old, especially when said 8 year old doesn't actually know he has any powers at all. Clearly such a child cannot be left outside the Institute's care.

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    The Eye has a vision from the future and decides to empower Its Archive early

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    After jabbing out the Eye's Pupil, Jon wakes up in a world gone sane.

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    Tim’s calender should be stuck in March 2017, when he stopped changing it. Or maybe not long before that, if he dreamt that. Either way, it should be at the very least after July 2016.
    Instead, his calendar displays October 2015. Tim knows he threw out his 2015 calendar at the end of the year, it shouldn't be in his flat, much less hanging on his wall.
    Either he dreamt all of that- Prentiss, Jon’s paranoia, Not-Sasha, Elias being evil, The Circus, The Unknowing- or he died at the unknowing and traveled back in time.
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    Jon and Tim travel back to 2015

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    ectoBiologist: Nikola help

    ectoBiologist: I was an asshole to my coworkers in the chat I created for us what do I do now

    terminallyCapricious: Now Why Would You Do That ?

    ectoBiologist: I PANICKED OKAY

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    OR Your ordinary chatfic where jon is already an eye avatar when he joins the institute and is friends with many of those who tried to kill him in canon

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    The first thing he notices is the smell. A damp, mouldy sort of scent, thick and cloying as it catches in his throat. He tries not to breathe through his nose, but it doesn't make a difference; the odour is so pervasive he can practically taste it.

    The second thing he notices is the cold. There is a blanket wrapped tight around his body, but it does little to ease the bone-deep chill permeating the air around him. He pulls the blanket closer, but he knows it will not help.

    The third thing is the knock.

    Or: Time Travel Fix-It #14238529435-7, but only Martin goes back.

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    Annabelle Cane has a choice to make.
    (Annabelle Cane is not sure what choice is anymore).
    She sits and thinks and sighs and drums her fingers against her thigh, wisps of web trailing from her hands. Jonathan Sims’ face lights up her laptop screen, washed out and desaturated against the garish pale green of the Institute’s (horribly outdated) website, and even as Annabelle tells herself Jonathan is a very common name, Sims perhaps not so much but still not entirely outside the realm of possibility, and really, can she really recognize him after so long apart, and this could be any Jonathan Sims marked by the Web and tugged towards the Institute — she does not need to look too closely to know it is her Jon. Her Jon, all borrowed skirts and traded books, laughter and sheet music and sea-sprayed nostalgia and skittering, scuttling, scurrying spider’s legs.
    It wasn’t supposed to be him.
    (But then, wasn’t it always?)

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    A Jon & Annabelle childhood friends AU. On memory, fear, and choice.

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    A collection of one shots featuring a group of friends who share one brain cell.

    purely self-indulgent so we just ✨vibing✨ in TMA universe

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    Jon goes into sensory overload while at work. Fortunately, his friends are there for him

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    When people from Jon's days at Oxford cross paths with him again, the archive realizes they have never met a group that could rival them on their shared brain cell. Clarissa Mae and her horde of (lovable) idiots are here to unwittingly mess with The Magnus Institute's secrets, and the only thing in their path is Elias Bouchard and his fragile sanity.

    AKA Elias Bouchard gets a run for his money when faced with someone who feeds on social interaction.

    AKA the archive assistants wonder why Jonathan Sims, introvert extraordinaire, is on a first name basis with the biggest extrovert they’ve ever met.

    AKA Tim meets his match at the flirting game.

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    Jon is struggling to build new relationships with his friends and coworkers and navigate his new queer-platonic relationship with Martin, especially when it comes to understanding what forms of affection might be acceptable. He tries to hold back his feelings, fearing that he will drive Martin away by being 'too much.' But when Jon accidentally lets his feelings slip, he discovers they're more welcome than he'd assumed.

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