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    After 20 years in Schitt’s Creek, David Rose is practically native. The Roses had long ago lost hope that anyone vaguely resembling themselves would ever come to town…cue Patrick Brewer. Overachiever, Harvard MBA graduate, and one of the youngest business moguls Wall Street has ever seen. Well, before everything came crashing down.

    A role reversal AU, of sorts.

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    3/12
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    35
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    5
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    An alternate engagement story for David & Patrick.

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    6/6
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    “Hi,”

    “Hi, my, my sister’s not here…” David said automatically, still trying to figure out the cash register. His response was based on past experience in general and the first time Patrick had stopped by the Apothecary, where Alexis had unashamedly thrown herself at Patrick and he had not seemed in the least bit interested but David was sure this was because he wash shy around women, although very confident generally.

    “I’m not here for your sister.” Patrick looked straight into David’s eyes and David almost felt as though it was into his soul.

    What was it about this guy that unnerved him so much? He felt as though no-one had ever looked at him like that before, he didn’t know what to make of Patrick Brewer.

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    Chapters:
    4/17
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    Eyes on the empty space where all the bars he’s ever been in keep their taps, he gives voice to something he’s been too afraid to say. Something he couldn’t even tell Rachel. “I don’t know what I want.”

    Patrick looks at David again. His gaze keeps returning to him, like he’s magnetized or something. He’s never watched someone this closely. When they made a drink, that is. At his old bar, the one a few blocks from their old apartment, most of the mixed drinks were half rum, half Coke.

    David slides the drink across the bar. “Then it might be time to find out.”

    ***

    Or, Patrick runs away to Toronto. David is the bartender--ahem, mixologist--at the bar he finds nearby.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
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    David has never liked kids. They are loud and sticky and he has never seen the appeal. However, when one day he meets a young girl just as scared and alone in the world as he once was he feels an unexpected wave of protectiveness wash over him. His life might never be the same, but somehow he might be... okay with that?

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    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    154
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    A Schitt's Creek Tribute. Song: To Build a Home by The Cinematic Orchestra.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    32
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    1
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    David can feel the words bubbling up his throat: ‘I kissed Patrick, I kissed Patrick, I kissed Patrick.’ All the joy and hope and anticipation from last night is fizzing under his skin, almost drowning out the skin-crawling knowledge that there’s a dead body just a few doors down, but then he hears his dad’s raised voice from next door and their conversation from yesterday comes flooding back to him. What if Patrick agrees that mixing a business relationship and a romantic relationship is a terrible idea? He was the one, after all, who asked if they could talk tomorrow. The last thing David wants to do is tell Alexis that they kissed and then have to explain to her that oh, actually, it’s not going to turn into anything.

    The secret dating AU maybe only I wanted 😅

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    215
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    This series (Part 4) starts before 5.01 and will meander through season 5.
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    Chapter 1 starts not long after the ending of LOL: Part 3 Chapter 8.

    David and Patrick spend time together, working together, and navigating their relationship.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    57
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    David needs a new math tutor, one that his father hopes he and his sister won't want to fool around with, so he hires Patrick, an employee at his best branch in town who is top of his class and will hopefully get David to pass his math class.

     

    OR

    The high school AU you all know you want

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    18/?
    Comments:
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    204
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    31
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    ‘I hate to be a downer, son, but we’re all going to die.’
    David had looked at his shoes, then, and wondered if someone else would be wearing them one day. He dearly hoped not, for he’d had them tailor-made in London. They were a stunning pair of Mayfair Oxfords, buffed and nailed to perfection to the contours of his heels and toes, the finest Ukrainian leather making them shine hard and proud like two black beetles. No one else but him had stood for ninety minutes in Crispins as the shoemaker took his measurements and then took them again. It would be an insult to his work – and, come to think of it, the next owner’s feet.

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    The year is 1952. The Second World War is over, and a new one has slotted into its place. Three years ago, the Roses were duped by their business partner who joined the throng of people deciding they want more out of life after the war and were ready to grab it by the throat. But when they're plunged headfirst into the up-and-coming town of Schitt's Creek, the Roses no longer have that choice. In a continent newly fixated on the American Dream, how will David Rose decide to carve out his portion of the promised land? And what's an exiled, moody Marine got to do with it all?

    Language:
    English
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    39,578
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1011
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    A family emergency causes David Rose to return to Schitt's Creek. The new owner of the general store, Patrick Brewer, helps out David's family and finds himself drawn to him.

    Big Eden AU in which David Rose left town at the end of S1.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/11
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    307
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    Patrick thought he was ok with not having kids...until he wasn’t. David wasn’t sure he ever wanted kids...until he did. This is their journey.

    Language:
    English
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    14,205
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    81
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    8
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    3208
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    Five times Alexis and Twyla talk at Café Tropical.

    And one time they talk somewhere else.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    3
    Hits:
    75
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    Stevie's working on setting up a new Rosebud Motel Group project, only this one is in Elm Ridge and happens to be a Bed and Breakfast. Twyla offers to help her get some of the painting done, feelings and shenanigans follow.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    38
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    10
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    Five years after David and Patrick’s wedding, Clint and Marcy decide to move to Schitt’s Creek. This time, David's not the only one who has to come to terms with his family.

    Story is complete, updates will be posted on Tuesdays and Saturdays

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    673
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    93
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    10067
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    The year is 2170. For two generations North America has been governed by a totalitarian regime that exercises its power through fear and violence. Most people live as Citizens who adhere to the law in order to survive, but an underground network of saboteurs also lives in hiding "off the grid."

    Patrick Brewer, model citizen, must decide which world he belongs to.

     

    Or: David and Patrick fall in love and save the world.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    30
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    6
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    586
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    When Eli had ruined his family’s life, leaving them essentially penniless, forcing them to move to Schitt’s Creek, David assumed he and Alexis would be sent to some respectable boarding school or one of those schools that had students sit in beanbags and gave grades in sticker form. So when they had been dropped off in front of Schitt’s Creek High School armed with tacky binders and canvas backpacks, he was mortified.

     

    The Roses wound up in Schitt's Creek when David and Alexis were in high school. They must now face the perils of public school and homecoming dances.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    432
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    David Rose insists he is done letting baseball players into his bed and his life.

    Of course, it would be easier to believe him if he could stop thinking about the cute but cocky catcher he met at his parents’ annual All-Star party.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,553
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    4672
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    2-14 Got Valentines Day flowers from “Alexis, Ted, and Baby Mullins.” That was quick.

    2-14 We’re going to be Uncles! Alexis is pregnant. I’m thrilled. David is worried.

    An expansion of two of the notes from Year 3 from Notes from a Marriage on how Alexis reveals she's pregnant to the family. Featuring advice from Moira Rose.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    435
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    All is going well until Moira’s ex-girlfriend shows up more than thirty years later...how will she react?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93

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