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    Get in loser, we're going shipping.

     

    This is my version of life after the events of: The Final Problem. The last episode of season four, but it also contains elements from the entire series. So yeah...Obvious spoilers.

    Don't come after me with torches and pitchforks if Y'all don't take a moment to read my summary.

     But I digress.

     This fic contains RIDICULOUS amounts of smut since the BBC won't let us have nice things.

    But smut with a plot.

    I hope that my fic will make you chuckle to yourself or at least snort.

    This is SUPPOSED to be a mostly happy story because fuck knows we need one after season four.

    But, like Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat...I am not a merciful God...I'm an evil masochistic bastard and I survive on the tears of my viewers.

    So, naturally, It'll be fine and dandy for a suspiciously long time and then suddenly...

    All of the shit...Will hit all of the fans.

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    How to approach and deal with that tension though, that was the question. What the bloody hell should he actually do about this?

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    This story is an entry for the June #Always1895 fic prompt challenge—the theme: cuddling!

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    John and Sherlock are finally together but a long, abstinent visit to the Holmes Estate and constant cock teasing from John, soon causes Sherlock to take matters into his own hands.

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    "Sherlock was certain he was going mad. Wanting John wasn’t new. Craving his touch, fantasizing about what he would do if he were allowed to touch, kiss, make love...Sherlock was used to loving John and wanting him. What was new was this obsession with John eating, drinking. What was new was the way he had to fight to keep himself from acting on the urges to kiss John, to taste the flavor on his tongue, to feel the sticky sweetness on his lips, to nibble and suck and taste. He couldn't understand why his body was suddenly trying so desperately to betray him."

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    Sometimes an awkward grope on the sofa just isn't enough. What's it going to take for John and Sherlock to take the plunge?

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    Sherlock is wearing a blindfold (for a case, naturally). John is more than a little distracted.

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    The music was loud and John was lost in his pleasure enough to not hear the opening of the door and the footsteps up the stairs.

     

    A Fill for the Sherlock Kink Meme: Prompt is here

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    Sherlock prefers when John takes care of him, in every possible way.

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    John and Sherlock receive an invitation to one of Mycroft's Christmas soirées. They argue about the best way to both do their duty and drive Mycroft spare, and end up driving each other a little mad in the bargain.

    This is part one of a prompt fill for platinum-clitoris. I thought I was finished with "Off-Kilter" but I guess not. Also, I owe Persiflager for the word "tart"- she used it in her excellent fic "Jam Tomorrow" and I was just charmed by the idea of Sherlock and/or John using it.

    Happy kilt-fetishing!

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    "Sherlock, let me shave you..." (What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.)

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    John receives an unwanted present from Harry. He never expected to enjoy it so much.
    (No incest at all guys, this is pure John/Sherlock)

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    Initially, Sherlock was rather put out by John's lack of presence on the case. But then he starts to recieve pictures, several of them, of an unexpected nature. The case is forgotten rather quickly after that.

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    Sometimes an awkward grope on the sofa just isn't enough. What's it going to take for John and Sherlock to take the plunge?

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