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    Sherlock Holmes is back from the dead. Things only get worse from there.

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    4/?
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    Cause and effect. One thing brings about another. Can friendship sponsor dependence? Does familiarity lead to taking things for granted, such as ... people?

    A horrific car accident shakes things up.

    Spoiler: Happy Ending. Eventually.

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    “You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.

    “You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”

    “Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”


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    Sherlock returns to Baker Street and faces detox. But he is too exhausted and ill to go through it fully conscious, so he - once more - uses his mind palace to distract himself with an old case.
    Due to his drug issues and the tension between him and John things don't work as smoothly as everyone hoped they would, confronting Sherlock and all his friends with more of their demons than they would have liked to.

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    43/?
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      В лютеранской церкви Вистерии появился волк среди овец. Шерлок и Джон должны действовать под прикрытием – как двое влюблённых мужчин, чтобы выяснить, кто безжалостно расправляется с церковным квир-сообществом. Как и во всём остальном, связанным с Джоном Уотсоном, это далеко не так просто, как надеялся Шерлок.

      Это кажется правдой, таким реальным и полным, но всё, что Шерлок может сделать – проглотить чувства, которые поднимаются внутри него, оставаться тихим, закрыть свои глупые проклятые глаза и попытаться наслаждаться этим, пока есть время.

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    25/25
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    15
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    Previously named 'So, Sexy Inspector Gadget and A Glorified Zombie walk into a Bar, And They're Having Sex. And They're Not in a Bar.'
    This is a re-work since it was one of my first fics and I like its idea.

    Also, Y'know those feathers on Shire's and Friesian's feet, John has that. Also, tails are cool. Also, I love retractable jaws for some reason.
    Cause I am extra and everything I like has to be extra.

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    1,149
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    1/?
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    Newbie Wayne gets enrolled in a new high school and he needs a tour so the school's Joke/nerd is his guide. Will they be more than friends? Will It work out? Will they find out each other's secrets?

    {Still a work in progress!}

    [Got this idea from TikTok]

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    He won’t want this. He doesn’t want me. He can’t possibly.

    A long-suffering John takes a leap of faith. Or is it, really?

    Serves as a prequel to my series of two much longer completed works (so far), though each work in the series can stand alone.

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    1/1
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    2
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    484
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    Todavía recuperándose de Afganistán, John Watson se muda a una granja en el campo después de heredar la propiedad de su difunto abuelo. Allí, intenta aceptar su nueva realidad, el trabajo preparado para él y el fracaso de su matrimonio.
    Para colmo, su extraño vecino, al que le encantan las abejas, es una especie de loco.

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    John and Sherlock’s relationship hangs in the balance, but before they can talk it all through, there comes an important case.

    John ends up in the crossfire, his life in danger, and it’s up to Sherlock and Greg to find him before it’s too late. Will they rescue him in time? Will there be irrevocable damage?

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    In this post-“Sherlock” story, Sherlock, as it turns out, is not the only one with demons underneath his road; John has his own share of demons waiting for him, too. And now, not only is John compelled to remember old traumas from his childhood, but the demons under his road have arisen to threaten his life and the lives of his loved ones. Can Sherlock and John’s other friends deliver him and his family from them? This story is part casefic and part physical/emotional hurt/comfort. (Part of the back history of this story comes from an previous 20-chapter story of mine, which I posted early last year, “Please, God, Let Me Live.”)

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    Mrs. Hudson is done. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are just two silly little lovebirds who need to be locked together in a room until they can finally admit their feelings for each other!
    So this is EXACTLY what she does. And what room could be more fitting than a closet?

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    Bruce…Well, Batman is on an adrenaline rush and decided to do something he’s been very nervous about.

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    1/1
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    1
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    "He took you to a freakin' baseball game?"

    "Yeah. Why? What'd dad do with you on your birthday?"

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    All the birthdays Sam and Dean had after Mary died until the beginning of season 1

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    A fix-it for two scenes in TLD that either needed explanation or needed more: (1) What was up with John Watson in the interview with Lestrade in TLD? "We always saw it coming but it was fun." (2) What happened between Sherlock and John after the hug?

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    2/2
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    43
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    130
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    15
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    1005
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    John can't take it anymore. He misses Sherlock too much.

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    1/1
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    Two cases, 123 years apart, connect the pair together as the investigations of a serial killer put their lives in danger.

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    1/1
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    There's a wolf amongst the sheep at Wisteria Lutheran Church. Sherlock and John must go undercover—as two men in love—to find out who has been mercilessly executing the church's queer community. As with everything else involving John Watson, it's not nearly as straightforward as Sherlock had hoped it would be.

    It feels true and real and absolute, and all Sherlock can do is swallow down everything that’s rising up within him and remain still and quiet, and close his stupid bloody eyes—and try to enjoy it while it lasts.

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    93
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    “Ah, Stamford, nice to see you. I didn’t expect anyone I knew to be here today,”

    He gave Mike a polite smile before his gaze turned to John, he looked over the man with quiet scrutiny until he cleared his throat.

    “And I suppose this man here is one of your medical colleagues? Just recovering from a rather serious wound and taking to strolls in the park, believing it will help.”

    John stood agape between the two men who acted as if nothing out of the ordinary had just occurred. “I… I beg your pardon, Stamford, you told him about me?”

    Stamford could only give him another one of his damned smirks; the face would surely be the death of John and his nerves. “I certainly didn’t, I told you he was eccentric, did I not?”

    “Yes, several times.”

    (Currently On Hold)

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    John Watson served twice in AmeriCorps, married his high school sweetheart, and then entered med school. A sudden arrest and accusation of multiple murders ends his promising career, irrevocably altering his life's trajectory.

    Acquitted of his wife’s crimes, John spends the next ten years as the maligned ex-husband of convicted serial killer Mercy Mary. A job offer draws him out of hiding and back to Connecticut - the very state where the crimes were committed. He needs the money, and the job is a dream.

    Then he meets the brilliant William Vernet, and it seems like he has a second chance at life and love.

    But the past has a way of catching up.

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    Comments:
    724
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    505
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    77
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