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    All that time wasted
    Merely passing through
    Time I could have spent
    So content
    Wasting time with you

    Too many mornings
    Wishing that the room might be filled with you
    Morning to morning
    Turning into days
    All the days
    That I thought would never end
    All the nights
    With another day to spend

    from Follies by Stephen Sondheim

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    2/2
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    38
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    John has a secret. Sherlock wants to know what it is. His deductions happen to be wrong.

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    2/3
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    - I love you for everything and I love you for nothing -
    ***
    This is all so messed up. It shouldn’t be like that. Everything was supposed to be easier. Fucking easier. Hey, God, you listening? Isn’t that enough? Haven’t we been through enough of shit already? Haven’t I fallen far enough? Can we be fucking happy for once? Just for once? Is it too much to ask for? I am not asking for, I don’t know, some sort of a fairy tale ending, or… I’m not asking for him. I’m already done with that shit, I wouldn’t fucking dare, I just want some peace, goddamn it. I do not expect impossible things, but I think that expecting some bloody happiness and settlement isn’t a fucking big deal. I am so bloody done with this bullshit. So done. I can’t. God? God, are you listening- oh, fuck you too, then.
    ***
    Sherlock and John are facing a new challenge - an ordinary life. Cases are not the most important thing anymore. They will have to acknowledge their feelings and take care of themselves and Rosie. I suck at summaries, this is basically a domestic fluff with a little bit of angst.

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    11/?
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    19
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    42
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    9
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    No. You are not following me, Holmes. I’m warning you,” Watson spun around to point one warning finger right at Holmes' face, his features conveying a mixture of guilt, shame and serving as a thinly veiled threat.

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    1/1
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    2
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    35
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    1
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    538
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    (this is not a love story)
    but
    when he holds you in his palm
    like a small wounded bird
    and asks about scars you haven't seen in years,

    it feels like the first time you saw the sunset in afghanistan.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    19
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    3
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    127
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    “John Hamish Watson” Janelle said sternly, “look me in the eye and tell me honestly, that you’re not the teeniest, tiniest bit attracted to William Sherlock Scott Holmes”.

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    373
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    28
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    332
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    Sherlock checks with John periodically, just in case. A series of only-sort-of-related pieces.

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    3/?
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    8
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    50
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    7
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    Oneshot - John Watson has made it clear that he is not gay.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    47
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    548
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    Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty have what one might call a complicated relationship. Chips, bombs, and poolside chats are their ideas of 'romantic'. They're basically each other's addiction.
    Unfortunately, addictions are almost always bad for you...

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    4,109
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
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    35
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    4
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    373
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    Sherlock:
    It’s fine, Greg.

    But then Lestrade threw away the empty coffee cup.
    He knew it wasn’t fine.
    Because Sherlock always signs his texts.
    And Sherlock never calls him Greg.
    ***
    A case goes wrong. Sherlock and John have some problems, which lead to confessions and a bunch of other emotional goo.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    106
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    15
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    John comes home to a flying shoe and deep discussions with Sherlock...who might not do males or females but is certainly possessive of John's time. Featuring stroppy Sherlock, understanding John, talks about sexuality and lots of misunderstandings cleared up. Fluffy/Happy ending.

    (Originally titled: *insert witty title here*)

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    How Watson accepted Holmes’ proposition

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    3/3
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    10
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    63
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    1
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    Felix and Ned Weeks-Turner are "Mrs. Turner's married ones", living next door to Sherlock and John, who are not a couple and not married - a situation obviously needs fixing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    29
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    Sherlock is bored. So he does what any bored person does. He googles himself.

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    “No, it isn’t - it isn’t just that!” John shouts. “I like you, Sherlock. I really fucking like you, and I don’t know what the hell to do about it, because the last time I liked a boy I was fifteen and I never even kissed him. I never even told him I liked him, and I don't - I don't want you to end up on my list of boys I should have kissed, but never did."

    Sherlock is dumbfounded. John liked a boy before. John likes him now. John thinks he’s beautiful.

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    14,644
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    8
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    35
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    11
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    577
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    It's their first Halloween back in Baker Street for John and his daughter Rosie and Sherlock wants to make this one special. But it will get more special during a Halloween party the two attend at Mycrofts house.

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    4,956
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    7
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    116
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    13
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    1262
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    After being called for a case consisting of the murders of the inhabitants of Number Four Privet Drive, Sherlock finds a boy hidden under in a cupboard under the stairs. Eight years later, a mysterious boy comes to Hogwarts and takes the whole wizarding world by storm. Yet no-one can find Harry Potter anywhere. What's become of the Boy-Who-Lived, and just who is the Holmes prodigy?

     

    STORY CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. PLANNING FOR REWRITE.
    (I'll leave this story as it is, but I'll include a link for the new version here when it's ready.)

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    English
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    18,190
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    104
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    1267
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    345
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    23086
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    Have some Sheriarty boarding school AU! John is on the swim team.

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    1,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    62
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    5
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    613
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    Sherlock and John are in the middle of wedding stuff when they get a delivery from Mary with an urgent message for John. And Sherlock. But mostly John.

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    English
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    812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    62
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    4
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    927
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    John is treated to a XXX rated show and it’s not even on the screen

    Language:
    English
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    3,957
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1592

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