15 Works in John Watson Has a Large Cock

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    Our favorite idiots in love, John and Sherlock, shag like rabbits on every surface of 221B.

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    Sherlock has a little pre-heat trouble and won't leave his room, making Mrs. Hudson fret. Time for Dr Watson to step in and pay him a visit.

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    That one moment had sparked a series of events that included—among other things—John coming over to Sherlock with a full pint in his hand and telling him that it was a shame for him not to have a drink; Sherlock forcing himself to drink beer even though he far preferred wine or any other, tastier alcohol; Sherlock deducing John’s entire family history and status among his friends; John and Sherlock not looking up from one another to the point where John’s friends left without him because they apparently couldn’t get his attention; and finally, John boldly asking him if he wanted to take this somewhere else.

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    Or, John is in London on leave from the army and has a one-night-stand with Sherlock that ends up spiraling into much more.

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    John smiled, walking confidently but slowly towards Sherlock's position across the room. Sherlock tracked his every step, swallowing audibly as he watched John practically stalking towards him.

    “I said...” John said deeply, “Do you know how long I've lusted over you?” John reached Sherlock's side, looking up at his friend before raising an eyebrow, “You dickhead.”

    “But you're not gay,” Sherlock mumbled in confusion, his eyes flicking across John's face looking for deception or a clue that this was a cruel trick.

    “And you're married to your work,” John answered, trailing a hand down Sherlock's long, sweaty torso only to bump against the plush cushion against Sherlock's groin.

    “John...” Sherlock moaned, his pupils swallowing the colour and his tongue flicking out to lick his lips, “I don't want this to ruin us...”

    “Sherlock,” John smiled, moving his hand to cup Sherlock's cheek gently and tenderly which made Sherlock's stomach flip, “We've practically been shagging this entire time. You wanking over me, and me wanking over you. We just haven't been intelligent enough to do it in the same room.”

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    Sherlock is jealous of John's dates, but he also knows something's not quite right. He figures out John is an incubus and wonders why John hasn't tried to get a leg over with him.

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    Our favorite idiots in love, John and Sherlock, shag like rabbits on every surface of 221B.

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    Sherlock goes searching for some specific porn based on what he's deduced about John and gets far, far more than he bargained for.

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    While attending inevitably-johnlocked Boy Meets Girl watchalong it was requested that someone write a Johnlock version. I put my hand up and asked for a prompt to help me along.

    Here was the request: When Sherlock switches John’s body, he can’t stop touching himself because GIANT JUNK

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    This is pretty much straight up Virgin Sherlock having dirty sex fantasies, Sherlock accidentally catching John in a rather intimate moment and stays watching said intimate moment, John shoving Sherlock into a wall and more....!

    [DISCONTINUED]

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    Sherlock is a barista. John is in medschool.

    John comes into the coffee shop one day, and Sherlock is immediately interested in him.
    Also, John doesn't like coffee. What's up with that?

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    Sherlock and John are finally together and are about to consummate their relationship. But they both have issues they'll need to overcome before they can have the first time they deserve.

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    Chapters:
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    John tugged Sherlock's neck down to him, kissing him roughly as they crashed through the door of the flat. He unzipped his jacket and discarded it carelessly as he kicked the door of the flat shot. "You were fucking amazing tonight," he said fervently, biting at Sherlock's lip and unbuttoning his Belstaff. Sherlock made a protesting whine when John tossed it on the floor.

    "Sod your stupid coat," John said as his fingers flew over Sherlock’s shirt buttons. "I've had a hard-on for 45 minutes."

    This had not actually escaped the notice of the world's only consulting detective, nor, Sherlock knew, that of the detective inspector. Most probably, its hardiness in the face of Lestrade's dull paperwork was the reason they'd been asked to complete so little of it. Sherlock decided he loved this erection even more than the others and that it deserved a hero's farewell.

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    In a world where everyone identifies as either a dominant or a submissive, Sherlock is having a rough time moving on from a bad relationship and has sworn off doms forever. John has recently returned to London from war and has a fortuitous run in with an old friend in a park. Sherlock and John's lives are changed forever because of that chance meeting, and they'll both find their way through life with a little help from their friends.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    1005
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    233
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    King Richard III stares at you, steely-eyed, as his horse draws nearer through the trees, slowing to a stop a few feet from where you stand. Khan tightens his grip on your arm and you hear the hiss of breath through his teeth as he squares his shoulders and pushes his chest out in annoyance.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Sherlock's on a stakeout and John's very pretty - distractions ensue

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    1/1
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    736
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