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    John has started his blog again after many years...

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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    11/?
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    John got drunk about a month ago and landed in bed with Sherlock. His hangover made him forget everything. If only he was aware of the consequences.

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    John grinned and stared up into those green-blue eyes dazed. He pressed his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinked slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” A smile tipped John’s lips. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit."


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    All credit for the first paragraph goes to promptsforjohnlock!
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    7/?
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    Do you remember that scene between John and Irene Adler when she said he and Sherlock were a couple and he denies it saying "I'm not actually gay" and Irene responds with "Well...I am"? Yeahhh....well I'll use that scene and add my own lines to it because let's be serious...John only said he's not gay and as a bisexual myself I am *screaming*!!!

    I do not own Sherlock and blah blah blah...that shit you already know. This is only a fan fiction so yeah of course I own nothing but the plot(well part of it)

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    Basically this was an idea that came to me in a dream that I couldn't let go of and needed to get out, because who doesn't want a Bones/Sherlock crossover?? I'll be updating this as often as I can but bear with me as I have two jobs at the moment!

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    1/?
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    3
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    13
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    2
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    Dr. John Watson is a retired army vet with a PhD in History who has been invalided home from the war. A chance meeting with an old friend lands him a teaching/coaching job at a local secondary school where he meets brilliant seventh year science teacher, Sherlock Holmes. Months of shameless flirting and touching push John to make his move, but he begins to wonder if he may have been too late... A new colleague joins their staff and instantly sets his sights on Sherlock. Can John sweep Sherlock off his feet or will he be left to lick his wounds alone?

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    4/?
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    29
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    What does a kiss say, after all? A kiss is a gift. A kiss is a promise.

    A kiss says, “You’re mine, and I’m yours.”

    John exhales. “Can I kiss you?”

    Sherlock is trembling in his arms. “If you don’t,” he murmurs roughly, “I may lose my mind.”

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    You’re so fucked. You haven’t felt this strongly for someone in a long time, and you have no idea how to proceed. How do people normally deal with having a crush on someone? Are you supposed to talk to Dirk? Ignore him? Confess? Should you try to fight him? You don’t know what to do, and the person you would normally ask is the cause of all your problems.

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    Even if your soulmate is assigned at birth, it's still difficult to find The One... Especially if his name is John. Rating only applies to some chapters. This is a Johnlock fic but will contain some Mystrade.

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    When Sherlock wakes the morning after Lestrade & Molly's wedding reception, hangover isn't the only thing he has to deal with. He's in bed with John and he doesn't mind it. But how is that possible? What happened to him? Whatever it is, he likes it. Realising he wants John in every way, Sherlock suggests starting a relationship, and though John's amenable to give it a try, he insists on taking things slow, refraining from physical intimacy until they both are sure of their feelings.

    This story follows their bumpy ride, the ups and downs, the inside battles, exploring their deepest fears and desires before becoming a real couple. Slow burn with lots of angst and some lighter, fluffy scenes to ease the tension.

    *** NOW COMPLETE ***

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    Trust is a rare thing for Sherlock Holmes, and Moriarty loves to interfere. John's missing, and it's all your fault. Currently a one-shot, however I'm planning on continuing this.

    (This is an old fic. I'm debating on re-writing it.)

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    1/1
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    A short story about Sherlock and John finally getting together.

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    12/12
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    The title says it all :)

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    Stop waiting for a smoking gun when you're smart enough to catch it before it shoots.

    Or, at least, I thought you were.

    Obviously not.

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    An entire work centered around the thoughts of John Watson in his moments of domesticity, or otherwise, with his one and only Sherlock Holmes. Expect fluff, mild angst, a slightly irritated John Watson, and much more.

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    2/?
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    7
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    19
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    The person whom John wanted to be soulmates with, had abandoned him for some ratty looking guy. And John's soulmate turned out to be a psychopath.

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    3/3
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    Sherlock has been missing for more than three months when John finally receives a text telling him he's back home.
    Sherlock seems to be fine at first - until it becomes obvious he can't remember what had happened to him, where he had been, or even going missing in the first place.
    Even though Sherlock just wants to move on with his life, they soon notice he is unable to solve any cases and appears to have lost the unique deduction abilities that make him who he is - or once was.

    Sherlock has to try to rebuilt his mind if he is going to find out what happened to him, who did it and why.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    671
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    Just a little glimpse into John's head while Sherlock was having surgery in HLV

    UPDATE: So people asked for more so I'm giving it to them. Idk how long this is gonna be but I'm updating the description so it's now basically John's thoughts and POV during HLV starting from after Sherlock's shooting.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
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