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    Finally complete!! Epilogue is up!!! Sorry for the delays!

    Sherlock and John get a call that every year for the past several years some teens have gone missing from this particular summer camp a few hours away from London. They decide to go undercover as camp counselors and investigate at the behest of one of the missing children's parents.

    Pre to post slash/developing relationship between our two Baker Street boys.
    Plenty of "stream of consciousness" thoughts from Mr. Holmes about everything (mostly how much he needs to get his shit together and stop being so distracted by John).
    I *promise* there is a happy ending. (And I don't just mean smut!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,346
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    2273
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    "You can't." A deep breath. "You can't keep leaving me Sherlock, I barely survived the first time you 'died', I was the bloody walking dead for almost two years. Ironically Mary helped me through that; put me back together like some broken statue. Bits were still missing, but I was at least recognisable as vaguely John Watson shaped. When you came back you had those missing bits with you and I was whole again." Here John looks up and unapologetically holds Sherlock's gaze, his eyes shining wet. "Then that... that bitch tried to take you away from me again! And she almost bloody succeeded! You flatlined on that table, Sherlock, you were dead. You left me, broken and scattered."

    Sherlock watches, amazed, as John allows a tear to trail down his face; his John strong enough to allow his emotions through.

    Language:
    English
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    85,019
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    555
    Bookmarks:
    157
    Hits:
    15939
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    John is having a quite day at the library until a unexpected visitor shows up and things get interesting. Will just wanted to find out why his dad had so many libraries in his holding so he had come back to New York, also to maybe seduce Harold like he has wanted to for years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    292
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    528
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    Dr. Watson has a cure for Sherlock Holmes's continued lack of regard for his own health and safety, and he will teach that impossible genius this lesson. It is not a remedy either one of them will soon forget. It changes everything...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3931
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    John's willing to go to any lengths to protect his boys from the Devil. And maybe the Devil just needs some TLC.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2761
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    Greg accidentally overhears John and Sherlock having sex - and he likes it very much. More stuff happens but I can't tell you, because, well, spoilers...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1983
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    If there’s one thing Sherlock Holmes is a whore for, it’s John hedonism. Because John? John is the biggest cock whore.

    Sherlock's cock and hedonism go together beautifully.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    5880
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    No matter what happened, he never stopped wanting Sherlock.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3453
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    Sherlock comes home soaked to his bones and John just can’t stop to laugh. He really doesn’t like John’s reaction to it, or does he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    5133
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    Traduction de Thirst de la talentueuse Bittergreens

    Lorsque John réalise qu’il éprouve des sentiments pour Sherlock, il décide qu’il doit garder ces sentiments secrets et cela à tout prix. La tension qui en résultera pourrait bien détruire Baker Street.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    25,205
    Chapters:
    6/18
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    878
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    John only went to the club to have a few drinks alone but when he can not keep his eyes off of a certain curled-haired brunette, those plans suddenly change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,013
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1346
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    Sherlock misinterprets the sounds John makes during sex. John clears up the confusion.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3700
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1923
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    Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4111
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    Sherlock discovers John's talent for drawing and in doing so, asks for a portrait of himself. During the process of drawing each feature of Sherlock, John suddenly turns his words into dirty banter with a sprinkle of loving comments, and things continue to get messy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2308
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    John's last three girlfriends were cheerleaders...so Sherlock gets an idea. John's on board.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5217
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2044
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    I was inspired to write this after reading "Get The Message?" by ChloeWeird

     

    "...it’s not hard to make Sherlock beg, so it’s not that impressive. That’s all.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,723
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    10232
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    At a conference, Sherlock Holmes, researcher in deductive reasoning at St. Bartholomew College of Engineering, meets John Watson, military robotics researcher at Polytechnical University of Kabul.

    "We’ve only just met and we’re going to work on a research grant proposal together?”

    “Problem?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,565
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    493
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    8868

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