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    Competitive Cultivation. Basically if the Hunger Games were Asian.

    If you, like me just last week, had no idea what the fuck Competitive Cultivation is, you might be thinking ‘how is John Oliver going to ruin gardening competitions tonight’? Because to us English speakers, the term ‘competitive cultivation’ sounds like a bunch of people trying to win first prize at the local county fair for ‘biggest rutabaga’.

    I don’t care if that thing is the size of my head, the only reasonable use for a vegetable that big is as a dildo, and I am not putting that up my butt!

    But to the twenty-or-so East Asian countries that participate in the International Nighthunting Union’s competitions, Competitive Cultivation — or CompCult — is a big fucking deal.

    Bonus scenes and worldbuilding extras from and so my heart beats wildly.

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    English
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    14,389
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    541
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5255
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    Competitive Cultivation. Basically if the Hunger Games were Asian.

    If you, like me just last week, had no idea what the fuck Competitive Cultivation is, you might be thinking ‘how is John Oliver going to ruin gardening competitions tonight’? Because to us English speakers, the term ‘competitive cultivation’ sounds like a bunch of people trying to win first prize at the local county fair for ‘biggest rutabaga’.

    I don’t care if that thing is the size of my head, the only reasonable use for a vegetable that big is as a dildo, and I am not putting that up my butt!

    But to the twenty-or-so East Asian countries that participate in the International Nighthunting Union’s competitions, Competitive Cultivation — or CompCult — is a big fucking deal.

    Bonus scenes and worldbuilding extras from and so my heart beats wildly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193
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    Reader is awkward around John, meanwhile John doesn't know how to act when she's around. They only confront it when one of them is involved in an accident.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Joe Exotic, post Carole Baskin assasination attempt, breaks out of prison to complete his mission. Dog the Bounty Hunter is tasked by the U.S. government to track him down. Will Joe succeed? Will Dog be able to stop Joe's sinister plans? Will Carole ever feel safe again?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,041
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    John Oliver accidentally slams into Adam Driver, leading to an interesting conversation. Inspired by John's recent comments about Adam on his show. The comments are in the end notes. Time-wise, this happens a few days ago, before tonight's show.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    219
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    So samantha thought it would be a good idea to invite everyone to a group chat cuz why not. what could POSSIBLY go wrong? spoiler alert: EVERYTHING

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,515
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    217
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    After Trumps death, Mike Pence causes havoc among the country. It's up to Stephen and Jon to restore and preserve democracy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    440
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    91
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    In a 2020 where Stephen decides to take running for President more seriously, he runs and asks Jon to run with him. Mostly because he needs help following the political aspect of campaigning. Despite the stresses of campaigning and raising money to run, they still make time for their kids and they grow even closer than they already are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,336
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    295
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    John just loves his wife, and is really glad to get home to see her. Even if its already dark out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    144
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    In these special editions of Last Week Tonight, Jax Alvin will delve into all the nuance and weird shit that goes on in Japanifornia.

    The craziness-level's almost as bad as Florida.

    We're not kidding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,913
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    My birds and their namesakes give me a couple laughs and warm fuzzy feelings

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    776
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    63
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    Вот вся правда о Капитане Америке и Воющих Коммандос, которую рано или поздно должен принять каждый историк Второй Мировой Войны: мы никогда не узнаем эту историю целиком. Мы даже близко никогда не будем.

    Многое было утрачено с безвременной кончиной Капитана Америки. С тех пор, как этот человек в форме оказался на дне Северной Атлантики, миф жил, с годами становясь всё больше и несуразнее. Сейчас уже практически невозможно отличить факты от вымысла, отделить правду от пропаганды.

    В 1943 Воющие Коммандос написали прощальные письма для своих близких на случай гибели.

    В 2014 Шэрон Картер находит эти письма в консервной банке на заброшенной базе Гидры.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    12,662
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1595
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    会有这部分是因为作者表示:神父那個宇宙的小囧怎麼認識太太是個問題

    Series
    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    4,952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    351
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    Fake News Gangster! AU, Jon/Stephen+Jon/Steven("Stephen Colbert"),帮派boss/双生子设定
    代发,不定期更新,作者开到哪就更到哪 ;)

    Series
    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    106,031
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    1178
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    千萬慎入!!!!這是因為某個非常嚴重的變態許願(?)而產生的文!!
    Non-con/Gangrape/有物理上的虐待,絕對是一台重口味的車
    商人Jon/神父Stephen設定,WW2的AU
    前面完全就是虐的PWP而已,但後面就是Jon/Stephen的甜文了

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    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    27,366
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1852
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    The world is ending. The Daily Show reports.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    323
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    Exciting soil samples in the Pegasus Galaxy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
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    Suddenly, there isn’t any space between them. And when exactly had that happened, John wonders. Russell reaches up and strokes his hair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    635
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    You have two problems: alcoholism and Ian Duncan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,819
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2266
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    The Avengers get back together post the Accords Thing.

    Steve Rogers is roped into making a whole bunch of Public Service Announcements for schoolkids.
    (Y'know the ones from Spiderman Homecoming? Those ones.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,768
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    5340

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