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    John's baby won't stop crying. Nick is there for moral support.

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    On pourrait penser qu’il serait difficile d’accidentellement braquer une banque ! C’est aussi ce que je croyais.

    (D’après un poste de Feynites : "J’aimerais voir John Mulaney jouer le Sphinx en live-action. Mais pas, genre, en tant qu’autre personnage que John Mulaney ? Juste cet homme désastreusement socialement maladroit qui d’une façon ou d’une autre devient un super-vilain à cause d’un malentendu qu’il ne pouvait pas corriger sans ‘paraître impoli’.")

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    Stefon is sick inside and going all cross-eyed like an old cat. He thought the night sky made him invincible, but really he's just another addict with a deathwish.
    But Stefon doesn't mind too much — the Lower Lower East side has it's own embalmer anyways.

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    112
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    Female Reader/Original Character/Y/N (Whatever, it works for all of them) bought a dress, teases John and they end up Effing.

    Originally posted on Wattpad (non-edited)

    Language:
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    1/1
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    Nick doesn't want to define this thing he has with John.

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    17
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    "But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests."

    - Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra".

    Language:
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    John plans a surprise for Bill's birthday.

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    After having a terrible flashback while working the graveyard shift at the nearby cafe, Seth cries on the couch to be comforted by Bill.

    Series
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    John smiles inwardly. They would never know. Nobody would.
    You didn’t get to research/watch CSI and Law and Order for years and years without picking up some tips for getting away with murder.

    Language:
    English
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    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    31
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    1
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    Bill and John are partners in their 11th grade French class. They find themselves admitting feelings for each other in another (incredibly romantic) language.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    In which Tom Hiddleston hosts an episode of SNL and a WHOLE bunch else happens, like, LOOK at the word count.

    (Or: please mind the ship tags.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    28
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    The best worst kept secret, as opposed to the worst best kept secret.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    24
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    Honk.

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    English
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    1/1
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    12
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    61
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    7
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    Seth discovers a secret from his two closest friends and makes it his mission for their dream to come true.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    “I just want to make sure you’re okay, Seth. I know-” John cleared his throat. “I know this hasn’t been easy for you.”

    “What hasn’t been easy? My girlfriend of three years dumping me for thinking I’m in love with my weekend update city correspondent or being in love with my weekend update city correspondent?” Seth turned around slowly, realizing what he said and was met with a look of surprise on John’s face. “Shit.”

    John Mulaney confronts Seth after the weekend update St.Paddy’s day kiss and inspires Seth to finally tell Stefon how he feels.

    Language:
    English
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    Comments:
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    91
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    8
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    743
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    Ed and Al goes to the Salt and Pepper Diner for lunch

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    1
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    a poetic night of sensual lovemaking

    Language:
    English
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    10
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    After the divorce, Jakes has to re-discover who he is. His ex-boyfriend showing up after 20 years makes his life so much harder.

    Language:
    English
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    4,682
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    14
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2684
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    Pete Davidson has some complicated relationships

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Y/N / Female!Reader / Female Character - (Whatever it works for all of them) thinks John is Overworked, but luckily she has methods to get John to take a break from his work...

    (Originally posted on Wattpad)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    757

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