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    Race is drunkenly trying to flirt with the bartender. Sure his pickup lines could use some work, but it might not turn out that badly.

    Same universe as I SAID YOU'RE A THOT, but is a stand-alone

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    "i'm gay, and it's been a long road to get here."

    he laughed nervously, and then took a deep breath.

    "i think i first knew when i saw one mister leonardo dicaprio in titanic for the first time," he got a cheer for that. "i know, right? leo, baby, if you see this, give me a call," he winked dramatically at the audience, waving and blowing a kiss to the cameras that were set up to give netflix a rough draft for a possible special. "but i think what solidified it was when i saw my childhood best friend for the first time in 27 years a few months back, and my first thought was, 'huh, i guess i can't make jokes about fucking your mom anymore. she was never nearly as pretty as you are.'' he laughed, adjusting his glasses before continuing. "but then again, i carved our initials into a shitty wooden bridge in my hometown when i was like thirteen, so maybe i knew i was in love with him before then."

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    richie comes out onstage during his first original show.

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    The AU no one, absolutely no one, asked for.

    Are you a guy (or girl) having trouble with love and are horny on main? Well I have the app for you! Let me introduce you to Mail Order Girlfriend!

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    The war between Angels and Demons has resumed, this time, on Earth herself.
    Though now, the spiritual realm has found a new advantage in order to keep the battle going: reincarnation. Angels and Demons alike return to Earth in new forms, causing the battle to wear thin as it shifts from a War to a Hunt.
    Isadora and Samuel have been best friends since preschool, though their personalities tend to clash. Izzy is an atheistic Bad Girl party lover who breaks all the rules and gets in as much trouble as she can, while Sam was raised Christian and, in her mind, is the epitome of a Stiff (Aka, Mr. Do-Gooder.) When a party Isadora goes to gets horribly out of hand, their bonds will be pushed to their limits as they get roped into the age-old battle of Good v. Evil.
    Yes I know that summary was cheesy and long but I'm trying to make this sound interesting. If you're a classic Gen Z'er who constantly makes jokes about wanting to die, quotes Vines and John Mulaney at an unhealthy rate, and enjoys the nihilistic humor our generation has to offer, then this might be for you. There *is* religious humor in here, but at this rate, lots of us are atheistic, so yeah. Don't like it, don't read it. Enjoy, motherfuckers.

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    Vienna Osbourne, a stripper at Passione, is on the run with Diavolo's money, and Muhammad Avdol, a bounty hunter, wants to find her in order to claim a hefty fee. But he has to reach Vienna before others do. Based on Midnight Run, but playing fast and loose with the story while containing the weirdness of Jojo

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    Bill Denbrough was fucked. Completely, totally, 100% screwed. Why you may ask? Well because Bill just realized he was crushing hard on his best friend, Richie Tozier.

    [it's a good thing Richie was crushing on Bill too]

    im bad at summaries but basically: soft bichie, study dates, sharing clothes, fluff fluff fluff

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    What do you do when you're in love and refuse to talk about your feelings like the several millennia old beings that you are? Why, come up with increasingly ridiculous reasons to get married, of course!

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    Nick is a successful rock singer, he is about to start the tour in the United States and suddenly a journalist points to something strange happening in the industry - rock stars die in strange circumstances.

    AU- rockstar!nick

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    For thirty years, superheroes have been gone from the world and everything has changed for the worst. Tension are high and ambition heats the unstable ground upon which Metropolis stands. And yet a sliver of hope for a brighter future rests in the hands of Clark Kent, even if he doesn't know it yet.

    Change will be catalyzed.

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    The memories, they didn't come back all at once.

    It's been a month since the Losers killed pennywise, and Richie couldn't be doing worse. suddenly, he remembers something from his past, and who else but Eddie Kapsbrak shows up at his door.

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    This used to be a collection of Vidow drabbles, but now it's general Four Swords drabbles!

    I could always use some suggestions, so feel free to leave some after reading!

    Also, this work is dedicated to Kaenith and blessedbyfarore. Guys, you built this fandom.

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    eddie encounters his first paparazzi

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    LUCIFER/IT CHAPTER TWO CROSSOVER

    After barely escaping from the clutches of an evil demon clown, confessing his feeling to his best friend, divorcing his wife, and moving to LA with his now boyfriend Eddie's life should be smooth sailing, right? Nope, now working with the LAPD as a crime and intelligence analyst his stress levels are through the fucking roof. Not to mention, the British guy who thinks himself as the devil keeps giving him weird looks. Basically, Eddie's new life in LA is a lot more eventful than he would've liked.
    aka
    There's something off about the new guy that works in the precinct. He's immune to Lucifer in the same way Chloe is. He wouldn't be Lucifer Morningstar if he didn't find out what he is and what he wants. Lucifer already has a sneaking suspicion that his dad is involved.

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    Jisung was golden, with his starry eyes full of joy and still crinkled slightly at the corers, and his heart shaped lips curled upward into a broad wide mouthed smile. His skin was bright and tinged gold under the dim lighting. He looked happy. He also looked so, so, pretty.

    "Something on my face?" Jisung said suddenly, eyes confused but knowing at the same time. Hyunjin felt like the boy knew exactly what was going on in his head, and when he saw the bartender bite his lip to hold back his chuckles Hyunjin felt like he knew what was going on Jisung's head as well. "You wanna go outside?" He said suddenly, "get some peace and quiet."

    "You are aware that I'm on my shift right now, right?"

    Hyunjin shrugged, and gestured around the empty bar stall, "Well, I'm you're only customer now, right?" He said, smiling at the boy. Jisung's face smoothed out and his lips melted into a small smile. "Well, customer satisfaction is key," he said, "come on, I know the perfect place for you to get you're peace and quiet."

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    Hyunjin’s friends drag him to a gay strip club after a bad day at court, instead he finds a cute bartender with full cheeks, a sharp tongue and the cutest smile in the entire world.

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    Winning an Emmy is a hell of an accomplishment, especially for Richie’s first-ever attempt at writing his own material. And when he wins, he knows exactly who he wants to thank.

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    Richie knew Eddie had died with Pennywise.

    It had been for the best, the Losers had said.

    Richie disagreed but didn't voice this- scared he'd lose his only friends again.

     

    But things don't go as planned.

    And everything changes.

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    Two years have passed since the clown incident. Eddie survived and he is happily married to the love of his life. Richie is finally writing his own material again and he has all his memory from his childhood back. So, in a Netflix stand-up special, he decides to open up about his childhood, the struggles he's been through and about the fact that he is gay and he has never been happier than he is right now.

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    AU After Marinette flunks a Biology test, she has to have tutoring sessions until her grades improve.
    Luckily, her tutor is Adrien Agreste. He's a nerd. A cute nerd though. Unluckily, he makes it impossible to focus on studying. He's distracting without even trying. Hes nice and funny and perfect.
    And Marinette finds herself falling for him a little more every day.
    Adrien meanwhile, can't think of any other way to explain mitosis and is about ready to lose it. He knows Marinette is smart, but whenever she's around him, she acts dumb. Its frustrating... at least she's cute.

    "Listen. I don't know it."

    "I'm sure you do. Just think for a moment."

    "I don't know it. I know you told me." Marinette shook her head. "But I have head a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under."

    "Okay." Adrien laughed. "But you're doing great with this review, Mari."

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    Marinette rolled her eyes at Adrien before turning back to her daughter. "So you turned him down and he just started attacking you?"

    "Yeah. Pretty much."

    "Have you tried talking to him, being nice?"

    "I have. It hasn't worked. He told everyone that I attacked him, when he attacked me."

    "Then tell someone the truth. Talk to your friends."

    "They don't believe me." Emma groaned. "Luke Rossi is the worst."

    Marinette turned to Adrien. "Rossi? As in Lila?"

    "Yep."

    "Son of the Lila who asked you out and then blackmailed you into dating her by hurting me?"

    "That would be the same one."

    "Thirteen year olds are the worst." Marinette nodded.

    "They make fun of you, but in an accurate way." Adrien piped up.

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    "It really is. Hell is worse than the f word."

    Marinette thought of a retort, but bit her tongue, not wanting to say anything more.

    Surprisingly, a voice spoke out from next to Lila. Adrien Agreste, Lila's boyfriend. "She's right you know." He didn't necessarily agree with Lila, but he never disagreed.

    "Of course I am." Lila smiled.

    "No, Marinette is right." Adrien turned to smile at her.

    "What?" She and Lila shrieked in unison.

    "The f word is much worse than hell."

    "Why would you turn against me Adrien?" Lila pet his hair. "C'mon, you know I'm right."

    "Well, if you're comparing the badness if two words and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word." Adrien pointed out.

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