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    Clint breaks his nose... again.

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    Who thought that it was going to be a good idea to have seven high schoolers go to Walmart? Let alone let them go to the Walmart that they're banned at? Certainly not Daichi that's for sure.

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    His roseate looked delicious, with her pink hair soft and damp and dripping down her shoulders. Without her bathing suit, Gaara could see the lines of her tan on her collarbone. The stark pale lines contrasted with her glowing golden skin made his blood plump. Sakura smiled sweetly at him, ringing her hair out like a towel. “See something you like?”

    “I see something I love,” Gaara countered, scoffing like he'd just been insulted.

    Or: Gaara and Sakura take their kids on a well-deserved vacation. And then they take themselves on their second honeymoon.

    ↳ GaaSaku, Trope-y-Cal Summer Event 2021: Pina Colada, Polka Dot Bikini, Flirting and Long chairs, Sandcastles with the Kids, Beach Walk and Seagulls, Odd or no Tan Lines, Rubbing Sunscreen on your Lover

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    At a gala, Cass notices someone slipping something in her drink, but she’s not able to decline without bringing unwanted attention to herself. Here we go, she thinks, and tips the drink back, downing it in one go.

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    A parody of the famous John Mulaney stand up act but with Specter characters-

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    His hands were full of blood. And when he blinked—

    The smile flashed.

    Right, well, ignoring that.
    “My name is Ranboo, I am 17, I live in, uh,”

    Um.
    “My name is Ranboo, I am 17, I live in somewhere, we’ll figure it out, and my job is, um…uh, heck,”

    He took a deep breath and tried again. Deflection, deflection, deflection.

    “Right, third time’s a charm! Ha. My name is Ranboo, I am 17, I live in to be determined, my job is also to be determined, and my family is…um, heck, no no no no please,”

    The world spun again, even though he was lying down, and that was just unfair.

     

    Or: Ghost AU where Ranboo dies, comes back, and doesn’t remember anything. Techno, Tommy and Phil try to help.

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    "Sometimes they're just odd! 'The horse killed a dictator.' I didn't know he knew how to do that."

    "Breathe," Bepo begged, tears in his eyes. "You're hyperventilating."

    --

    Or: there is a horse. Loose. In the Grand Line.

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    Peter hoped that maybe since the blip affected everyone, everyone would stick together throughout this crisis but he was wrong. He still had to stop thieves and murderers as Spider-man, more often than he did before shit hit the fan. It was discouraging to see it. To see so many people too blinded by fear to think rationally. But then again, he’s sitting on a rooftop trying to get drunk because of his fear so maybe he shouldn’t judge.

    Peter decides it's a smart idea to get drunk on a rooftop instead of facing emotional peril. He still does.

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    Sapnap watched as the young man made a beeline towards the dairy aisle. Was he intrigued because there was a customer finally outside of the white mom demographic, or because he thought he was cute?

    Who’s to say.
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    In which a 9pm trip to Whole Foods Supermarket™ leads to two idiots falling in love.

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    Here’s the thing about humor. It’s not necessarily that one generation is any funnier than another, it’s just that high school kids are perpetually the funniest people alive. Something about being in a pressure cooker of an environment with a bunch of other people whose bodies are changing in new unpredictable ways whilst having very little say in how their lives go creates humor. Gasp of shock, right?

    So basically what Peter’s trying to say is that he’s fucking hilarious.

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    “I do care about you-“ Techno tries to say but Tommy shakes his head.

    “No, you don’t. To you, we’re not even related. I’m just a kid, who should’ve died like a hero when my other brother blew up our country.”

    “Tommy-“ Wilbur starts and Tommy sniffles, rubs his hand across his face. His hands have started to shake and he knows his voice is wavering.

    “I never wanted to be a fucking hero!” He hisses.

     

    Or, the healing of child soldiers, the lingering effects of being dead, adults unwittingly becoming parents and Gods discovering what it’s like to be human.

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    Something's wrong, Will's instincts whisper when he wakes up to a cold room in a silent apartment.

    This fic has a discord server: https://discord.gg/T2TYUCQ3WP

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    Three prank-minded teens, a cheap jukebox, and an unsuspecting teashop. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Enjoy

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    “Midoriya also wants to go to Yuuei.”

    At this statement, Izuku’s classmates mocked him and on any other day, he would have taken it. But getting hit with a quirk while watching a villain fight before school changes the scenario.

    In which Izuku’s class learns you don’t need a quirk to take someone down a peg.

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    Legolas is just going through it. Classes are kinda kicking his ass and stuff around his apartment is just sorta falling apart. But hey at least he has a cute tutor now.

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    "What are you- Ohhh." Wilbur's voice came. Niki looked over to see a knowing look on Wil's face. "Somebody's got a crush!"

    "I do not." Niki said, glaring at him with no heat behind it.

    "I can't believe this." Wilbur snorted. "Oh, that's hilarious. Incredibly cliché."

    "What do you mean, cliché?" She asked carefully, suspiciously.

    "Little Miss Perfect has a crush on the Mischief Maker of the school!" Wilbur said, giggling.

    Niki felt her heart sink.

    -

    Niki Nihachu, resident good girl and Head of the Student Council, falls for the Captain of the Soccer team, Puffy, who also happens to have a crush on her too.

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    There was a person standing in the light.
    Alec screamed and dropped to the ground as well. The thing stalked closer. In one hand, there was a flaming sword. An actual, full-on, flaming sword. The creature approached Alec, who was still cowering on the road.
    “You.” The thing said, voice ringing out in four different cadences. Arms shaking, George grabbed his suitcase. I’m going to die.
    ~
    George’s boyfriend isn’t…the nicest guy. Thankfully, he’s got some friends who have his back.
    And yes, that includes a six-winged, four-headed, Empire-State-Building-sized angel named Sam.

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    oikawa: I HAVE NO FEAR

    suga: straight iwaizumi

    oikawa: I HAVE ONE FEAR

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    What if I, a mentally ill college freshman who is overwhelmed with the state of the world, accidentally shifted into the Jojo universe? Specifically part 3?

    This is sorta self indulgent, but more of an exploration on what would actually happen if I ended up in that world. I'm no Mary Sue or Y/n, I'm a 5'2" 80 pound bitch with anxiety and no tits. I'm being as realistic as possible with my life and experiences on what I would do in these situations, so this is going to be a ride.

    edit: Stops being first person a few chapters in

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