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    "You've got a weird family. Who doesn't?”

    For quiet baker, Dicky Bittle, falling in love was not on the menu. While busy running his family-owned The Dancing Pies restaurant, he'd never imagine he'd fall in love with Atlanta Thrashers' star, Jack Zimmermann. But love did come, and love is there to stay... unfortunately, so is his family. A Zimbits AU inspired by My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    272
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    317
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    37
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    As freshman Eric Bittle leaves the only world he knows behind, he finds a new home at Samwell University where an interesting cast of characters await. Besides juggling his classes, being on an NCAA hockey team, and perfecting his baking skills there's also The Goose. Chill, blue-eyed, and probably sentient, Eric finds an unlikely feathered friend during the day. By moonlight, Eric begins to fall for a dark-haired student who attends night classes, always meeting him by The Pond. Little does Bitty know he's a hockey prince's last chance at freedom and love in this Swan Lake inspired AU.

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    18,153
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    45
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    847
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    The evolution of the platonic soulmate bro-bond between Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1116
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    Eric "Bitty" Bittle has known he was a man for a while, but it was only when he went off to Samwell that he was able to live as himself, lying to his parents about how he got onto the team and lying to the team about what was in his pants. Well, not lying. More like willful omission for his safety.
    He prepared himself for an environment much like his high school, fearing for his life and hiding a very important piece of himself.
    But honestly, he wasn't at all prepared for what he found at Samwell.
    Safety.

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    English
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    27,373
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    81
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    265
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    36
    Hits:
    3103
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    In which Bitty owns a bakery, Nursey is a writer, and Dex can't handle having one crush, much less two.

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    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    173
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    Jack is an occultist who just wants to solve his father's disappearance. Eric is a thief who just wants to do right by his mentor and help his friends. Together, they might be the only hope the sunless city of Duskwall has.

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    This is an AU Fusion of Ngozi Ukazu's web-comic "Check Please!" with the setting from the role-playing game "Blades in the Dark" by John Harper. You don't need to know anything about either of them to (hopefully) enjoy this, but I highly recommend checking them out! They're some of my favorite things.

    Thanks to Kirani for the beta!

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    6,433
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    87
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    It’s hard to commit to anything when you’re an undrafted goalie prone to some sort of vicious reverse form of solipsism, but John manages. That is, when he's not suddenly asking questions in class, clutching empty coffee cups in despair or trying to somehow become a functional adult.

    John Johnson picks up hockey before he can even read; he picks up reading when hockey isn't enough; and then he stops picking up altogether. That's when John meets Freddie Andersen... and doesn't fall in love.

    01:17:52 :: Written by Jirluvien.

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    58
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    5
    Hits:
    167
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    In which Bitty owns a bakery, Nursey is a writer, and Dex can't handle having one crush, much less two.

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    11,763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    574
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    Bitty goes to bed after his "lucky shot" having made a decision. When he wakes up he ... is not where he expected to be. He has a career, and a baby, and -- this is the biggest surprise of all -- a husband who looks a lot like Jack Zimmermann.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    467
    Kudos:
    885
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
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    “I feel like I don’t even know myself, you know? Like that sketch I told you about. Like…Like God or the universe or whatever had this idea of what I’m supposed to be and then they just…never filled it in. And now I’ve gotta fill it in myself and that’s bullshit.” She rubbed at her eyes before parting her fingers again. “Do you ever feel that way? Or am I just going insane?”

    Johnson moved in what may have been a shrug. “I think that’s fairly common. Especially with secondary characters, like there’s a plot and an end game and you’re a part of it but you’re not the focus so all your details tend to get a little fuzzy beyond the basics.”

    Lardo blinked hard, it felt like she hadn’t done that in a while. After a moment of deliberation she sat back up on her elbows to look at him. “I’m a secondary character?”

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    1/1
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    3
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Jack despairs when Samwell Men's Hockey is threatened and he doesn't know if he can save it, and he thinks everyone who cares about him would be better off of he'd never been born. With a little help, he sees how the lives of his loved ones would have played out without him.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1125
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    Jack squints at his phone, then over at his beautiful sleeping boyfriend, then back at his phone. The headline screams, “JACK ZIMMERMANN OUTED BY BF’S DRUNKEN RANT!”

    He frowns in confusion. Bitty is here, has been here, and is so careful about drinking in public, especially now that he has a secret NHL boyfriend…. who may not be a secret anymore.

    He doesn’t want to wake said boyfriend so he scrolls past the embedded video and down to the gallery that promises, “Years of Flamboyant, Forbidden Love.” Years? He wishes. Flamboyant? Bitty is many things- fierce, yes- fabulous, certainly- but he never struck Jack as flamboyant. He hesitates, then taps on the first picture. And there is Jack, smiling, laughing, looking happy, a hand on his face squishing one cheek while the other gets enthusiastically kissed…. by his flamboyant, mustachioed best friend. Great.

    “Well,” Jack whispers to himself. “This is….. Shitty.”

    Series
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    4,266
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    493
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3650
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    A collection of ficlets for Fictober 2018. Not all chapters have an E rating, but people need to know what they're getting into. I have a cushion built up and will try to stay ahead of the updates so that all the chapters go up in a timely manner.

    None if this is claiming to be a great literary classic, but I'm having a lot of fun writing them.

    Complete!

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    19,384
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    4873
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    A trilogy of horror stories.

    1. Prologue

    2. Major Character Death
    The hockey team (and also Fry Guy) get together near Halloween to use the Ouija board...

    3. Bitty's Nightmare
    Bitty has an important paper due tomorrow, and it's late, so he decides to take a quick nap to clear his head...

    4. Yuri!!!, Please!
    The parallel universes of Check, Please! and Yuri!!! On Ice meet. The figure skaters and hockey players meet to negotiate a competition that determines which universe gets conquered, but they find they have even harder things to deal with...

    5. Epilogue

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
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    10
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    One night in the life of Shitty and the men of SMH that will most likely go completely unnoticed by the cashier at the Murder Stop n Shop.

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    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193
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    Eric Bittle, host of the popular cooking show Southern Confectioneries, kicks off his third season with a special guest, Jack Zimmermann, captain of the Providence Falconers. As part of the show, Jack and Eric are coerced into filming an impromptu wedding ceremony. A week later, it turns out the fake ceremony was actual legal, and they're faced with the question -- how do they get out of this? Do they even want to?

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    English
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    8,312
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2391
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    Bitty is a freshman on the Samwell Men's Hockey Team. It's been a rough start to his college hockey career: he can't take a check, it's hard to relate to his teammates, and his captain hates him. Just when he decides he's not cut out for this sort of thing, he's saved from the embarrassment of quitting by the end of the world. Bitty, along with his only two friends Ransom and Holster, that captain, and a few others are forced to work together to survive. To quote one B. Shitty Knight: "Rise and shine motherfuckers. It's the zombie apocalypse."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,359
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2393
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    In which Eric Bittle never stopped figure skating but somehow still manages to become SMH's favorite frog.

    Alternately, the one in which Jack just wants this kid to stop messing up the ice before practice, and definitely is not having feelings about his eyes or the size of his thighs or his accent. Because he doesn't have time for that.

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    English
    Words:
    14,104
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    1007
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    10406
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    listen there are like 10 zombie au fics in this fandom and I'm being the change I want to see in the world.

    When Jack zimmermann gets the chance to get to canada he accepts, on the way he'll meet an ex lawyer and a whole host of other people who will change his life forever.

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    English
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    2,593
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    202
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    Is it hot outside? It’s 7:30 in the morning in September, but it’s hot outside, right?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1098

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