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    Every hockey player knows the Stanley Cup is supposed to be magic.

    Most of them know the stories about wishes and curses and visions of things that never happened.

    A few players know for themselves what the Cup's magic can do.

    What no one knows is what the Cup's magic is.

    What it is, is old. Powerful. Dangerous.

    And it has been waiting for someone like Jack Zimmermann for a very long time.

    Too bad Jack can't remember why. Or what he's supposed to do about it.

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    Chapters:
    18/21
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    284
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    104
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    18
    Hits:
    3027
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    Triumph turns to tragedy for the Samwell Men's Hockey team on the night of graduation for the Class of 2017.

    Now, 10 years later, Jack Zimmermann has a plan. To reconnect with old friends and to lift SMH back to its glory days.
    But something - or someone - may have other plans

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    24,217
    Chapters:
    24/24
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    7
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    1
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    From the first time he’d met him, Shitty seemed determined to bond with him. Jack wasn’t sure why. But it was starting to get really annoying. He would try to start conversations with Jack during practice. He would try to drag him to the parties that the team would throw. He constantly invited him to join in on a vast number of activities that ranged from “getting pizza” to “setting the LAX bros equipment on fire”. And no matter what Jack said, he couldn’t seem to get it into Shitty’s head that he just wasn’t interested.

    The story of how Shitty decided that he and Jack were going to be friends, whether Jack wanted friends or not.

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    3,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    166
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    Professional dancer Tony Tangredi is on Dancing with the Stars. NHL Superstar and resident robot personality Connor Whisk is suggested by his PR team (read: forced) to participate to change up his reputation. Best friends Tango and Whiskey are pining for each other. Ford wants a vacation.
    --
    In other words, a Dancing with the Stars AU filled with pining, realizations, and a lack of actual dancing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    256
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    "'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.

    Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."

    (AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)

    *Updates are very slow but still coming!*

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2399
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    Somewhere deep in the Samwells woods, there's a rickety old house. In the house, there are nine kids.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    993
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    "I owe you an apology, Jack," Shitty says. "Last night, the thing with Tater. We shouldn't have cornered you like that. I shouldn't have cornered you like that. I'm sorry."

    Jack hums. "Well, I'm sorry for not having an answer for you guys. I was honestly so focused on asking Bitty to marry me that I hadn't even considered what would happen after he said yes. Definitely hadn't even realised I'd need a best man."

    [Jack asks Shitty to be his best man, but canon this time. A standalone fic.]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    348
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    Exactly what it says on the tin, along with Johnson shading me constantly.

    Written for OMGCP Anniversary Week 2021 Day One, Characters.

    Originally posted on my Tumblr here.

    Series
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    English
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    797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    27
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    It starts when Dex, in the midst of a reunion hang out, mentions that he’s a fairy.

    Shitty yells at him for using that word for about a minute thirty seconds before he can explain no, that’s not what I mean, I’m literally magic, and at that point SMH past and present throw up their hands and say right, that makes sense.

    In which Jack and Bitty get engaged, and fairies go crazy over wedding traditions.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    953
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    Of all the ways people have found to make money off soulmates (and they've found a lot) the most widely mocked are soulmate psychics: people who claim they can tell you things about your soulmate before you meet them—for a fee, of course. Bitty's always thought they're total bunk.

    Then Bitty gets to Samwell and meets Jack Zimmermann. For a hot second he thinks Jack's his soulmate, but Jack gives no sign that Bitty's his - and treats Bitty like crap, to boot. Maybe there's something to soulmate psychics after all. Maybe Bitty's one of them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    386
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    1973
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    Larissa joins SMH, the a cappella group formerly known as Samwell Men’s Harmonies, and figures out their gender.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    229
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    Heading into their sophomore year, Shitty gets dibs and leaves Jack to once again deal with the prospect of living with a complete stranger.

    This is fine; Jack can handle this.

    He just wishes his new roommate would stop avoiding him.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3583
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    John is a magical girl, change my mind.

    Language:
    English
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    191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    15
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    John was a naturally adventures kid, always using his imagination to create broad worlds and vivid stories.

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    435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    12
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    Kent never understood the appeal of making out in the stacks. The way he saw it, making out in the stacks was akin to making out in a church, or like, your grandmothers house. It was just the last sexy place he could think of.

     

    Prequel fic to "Of Librarians and Men", or the story of how Kent and Diego meet!

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    English
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    3,133
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
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    232
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    Writing novels had never even been on the table, the idea coming with too many expectations to be just as good, if not better, than his father. As much as he loved it, he just couldn’t handle the pressure.

    All that changed when his best friend, Shitty (don’t ask), got a job as an editor at an up and coming publishing company called ‘Samwell Publishing Haus’.

    Language:
    English
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    31,095
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3600
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    My name is John J. Johnson. I am 18. I am 21. I am 7. I am 42. It’s four years before the story. The story was two months ago. I am 18. I am 42. I am nothing and everything at once and I technically don’t exist so none of this matters anyway. This is simply a transformative fanwork weaving my story. It isn’t my story. I am 18, I am 42. I serve a purpose and am nothing outside of it. I have come to terms with this. I have not come to terms with this. It doesn’t matter because I am not real.

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    We all know that Johnson is aware he is part of a comic, and can break the fourth wall, but what does that really entail?

    I SAID THIS IN THE TAGS BUT IT'S WORTH SAYING AGAIN. THIS FIC CONTAINS A LOT OF TALK ABOUT NOT ACTUALLY BEING REAL. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD TRIGGER YOU.

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    English
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    2,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    Jack was benched for the rest of playoffs after a knee injury. Alicia was down an actor in her latest film. She only asked because she was desperate. He only agreed because the film had a dog.

    Then, in classic Jack Zimmermann fashion, he managed to immediately piss off the dog and her human—the walking ray of sunshine known as Eric Bittle. Jack had his work cut out for him if he wanted to make it right—for his own sake as well as the film's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2451
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    Mia has a suprise!

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    English
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    476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    16
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    John and Julia look similar, are they somehow related?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    584
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    25

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