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    John is a crematorium technician and he has a lot of relationship issues. Sherlock is a florist and mostly has one relationship issue. They are friends, but will have to pose as boyfriends as a way of avoiding the problem they are trying to solve.

    This is NOT a WIP. Chapters every Monday and Thursday.

    betaed by: S_IRIS

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    9/18
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    Eleven-year-old Dean is looking forward to going back to school after Christmas Break because of the arrival of his new neighbor, Anna. Already completely infatuated, Dean and Anna gravitate toward each other quickly. Yet, throughout their years of school, he finds himself more and more interested in her bizarre and a bit offbeat younger brother.

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    John Watson is not the person people think he is. That's not their fault though. He's got special—natural—skills that make him an impressive actor.

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    26/?
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    After faking his suicide in response to allegations of fraud, two years into dismantling Moriarty's network finds Sherlock Holmes in Morocco. Nearing the end of his mission, he is apprehended by a man with the mercy of a doctor, the control of a soldier, and the brutality of a mercenary.

    Through capture, betrayal, and unexpected danger, both Sherlock and John Watson, gun-for-hire, will have to learn who can really be trusted.

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    Updates on Tuesday and Friday.

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    18/?
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    Can Greg and John build a relationship out of the broken pieces and ashes of their past? Or will they burn again?

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    11/?
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    19
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    42
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    4
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    Sam Winchester may know that other families have struggles, but he doubts any of them are worse than his family (Based on an episode from the TV Show Shameless)

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    1/1
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    Balthazar is topside as a human. Gabriel is barely scraping by living amongst humans. Some higher power with a sense of humor decides that's John's problem. He's been given a mission--save their new, bright and shiny immortal souls. But Balthazar is hiding things and Gabriel refuses to see the error of his ways. An angel and demon have never been made human before, and everyone is watching to see which way they'll go.

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    1/1
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    When Dean doesn't call him for a month, John doesn't think twice of it. It takes several more months of radio silence before John realizes something is wrong. (No slash, no smut) (One-Shot) [Podfic Version]

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    1/1
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    Alex is putting himself through Harvard law school by working in the adult film industry. John has to live with him knowing that's what he does, but Alex doesn't know that John knows what he does. And Lafayette can't mind his own business.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    358
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    34
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    Arlo doesn't deserved to be attacked like this. It's all Remi's fault for making this forsaken chat.

     

    Or: In which Elaine is choking on orange juice.

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    When Dean doesn't call him for a month, John doesn't think twice of it. It takes several more months of radio silence before John realizes something is wrong. (No slash, no smut) (One-Shot)

    Podfic available here [PODFIC] August Was A Long Time Ago

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    -Primo di due libri-

     

    John si sentiva oppresso dalla folla da tutta la vita. Ogni giorno, quando apriva bocca per dire qualcosa, doveva sempre ponderare attentamente ciò che avrebbe voluto dire. A volte mentiva, molto più di quanto voleva.

    "Sono gay". Questo non doveva neanche pensarlo.

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    Lui non piaceva a nessuno, doveva essere lui ad adattarsi agli altri, perché non va bene che un ragazzo faccia il saccente, non va bene che un ragazzo trovi vera soddisfazione solo nel risolvere crimini, specie gli omicidi. Quindi meglio tentare una terapia che starsene con le mani in mano.

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    -So come potrei batterlo, ma ho bisogno della tua conferma.-

    Non dovette pensarci molto.

    -È più facile di come sembra. Non devi dargli uno schema.-

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    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    1
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    This is my NaNo 2017 piece. The title's a little misleading, but it fits. I promise no one PERMANENTLY moves out of Baker Street, but it comes close. Sherlock's an insensitive bastard, things go not very well post-TGG, and poor John finds herself in some very...interesting company. John's a saint, Jim's a sweetheart, and Seb...well, he doesn't get paid enough to put up with this shit. Oh, and Greg features. He's a good bro, his wife's a bitch, and she doesn't feature for very long. She gets hers, don't worry. Off-screen, of course, but she doesn't make much trouble once she's out of the picture. Mycroft is...Mycroft. Molly's her sweet, chirpy, bumbling-yet-capable self. And Jim's mother...I think you'll like her. I had fun writing Sheila Moriarty. And Jim's grandmother.

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    English
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    118,238
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    80
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    11
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    John Constantine was tired. So, so tired.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    The news is going crazy, it had been for the last six months. A vigilante has taken to the streets of London England and no one can catch him. He has an army of homeless Veterans at his disposal and a heart of gold. Anyone who has run into the vigilante simply calls him 'The Captain' and sings of his good deeds, never a bad word leaving their lips about him. But Scotland Yard wants his head, he's in too deep. Every night, like clockwork, the Captain live streams from his body camera. An old piece of military hardware he wears to expose just what happens when the sun goes down. Corrupt cops, drug deals, and human trafficking. Can Sherlock Holmes track down this Captain before he gets himself killed by shady cops and thugs? Or will the Captain be the one to save him?

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    8/?
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    23
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    94
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    28
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    Bane isn't dead. John doesn't know what to do with him.

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    1/1
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    16
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    109
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    "In a world where Alpha and Omega’s were a dying breed; one man does his best to make it through the world with one foot in the coffin and the other on solid ground. Arthur Morgan is a man that has seen his fair share of heartbreak and has always managed to push through. When a greasy haired omega shows up at his door in the middle of the night, soaking wet and half dead, Arthur must make the ultimate choice. To continue on a path of self destruction or let the hurt of the past go and move onto something more. "

    Arthur Morgan isn't like most alphas but he's still Arthur.
    John Marston isn't your normal omega but he's still John.
    Both men have to learn to trust one another to heal in a land as harsh as Morgan's attitude sometimes.

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    English
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    11,410
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    53
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    4
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    "It's an order, Thelonious," Becca says and her voice is stern. The red dress she wears is perfectly pressed and if it has ever had a wrinkle tarnish the fabric then even God would have been none the wiser and her hair is perfectly pulled into its long, immaculately shaped ponytail - she is the picture of unaffected.

    "100 children, or they all die."

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    1/?
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    25
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    John Constantine finds himself in dire need of information.

    When he ends up in Lucifer Morningstar’s club, he knows he’s in trouble. John knows Lucifer, knows exactly what he’ll have to do to get the information he needs. Lucifer wants his complete submission. Given the mistakes he’s made and a past he’s desperately running from, John decides to finally let the Devil do what he wants with him.

    After all, what’s he got left to lose?

    Set before ‘Repeating Mistakes’ but not necessary to have read that first. This can stand alone!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    41
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    178
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    American Alternate Universe, just a bit of me messing about with my favorite idiots....

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    John Watson left his heart in the war, though his bitch of a 'girlfriend' thinks he belongs to her, and she's pregnant, so he couldn't exactly leave her. Deciding that the best strategy to fall in love - with the exact opposite of who he had lost, no less - was for them to take a long holiday in the village of Willow Pointe. He wasn't expecting, however, the keeper of Baskerville Inn to turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.

    A lot of people fear Sherlock Holmes will always be alone, ever since he lost his only lover. As soon as John Watson comes to stay, everyone can see how their damage compliments each other's, and the little costal Massachusetts town isn't going to let the good doctor rest until their favorite British transplant is in a lasting relationship again.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    4
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    276

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