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    Captchalogue Prompt: Gamzee/John. Because it Makes Sense... At least in my Little World :U

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    After the game, the kids and trolls must cultivate a new universe. Kanaya is fascinated by the remnants that Earth left behind. Rose/Kanaya.

    Written for the kink meme based a relatively simple prompt. All they wanted was fluffy lipstick kisses! You should've given them fluffy lipstick kisses!

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    For the prompt: In which the real reason everything is fucked is because John is evil. We're talking pure fucking evil here, makes Jack Noir look like a girl scout, made all the more potent by the fact that John was a really nice guy up until the point where he literally tore someone into pieces.

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    Captchalogue Prompt: Karkat/John or Karkat + John
    Set after the implied they're all in the viel.
    Karkat's eating habits are nearly as bad as his sleeping habits. By which I mean almost nonexistent. John decides to fix this.
    Can be either a pairing or just friendship, though I'd prefer a pairing. But hey, beggars can't be choosers.
    If you do do a pairing, then John should totally end up carrying Karkat for whatever reason, and notices just how freaking light the guy is, and from there realizes he barely eats. (though you could always make that fit into friendship, too, I'm sure)

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    Drawn for the kinkmeme, the request was: Karkat tops from the bottom. Cowgirl style. Lots of growling and biting from Karkat. Maybe Karkat is a little delusional and pretends John hates him, and provokes him verbally and wants John to "fill him with his hate".

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    And I'm haunted
    By the lives that I have loved
    And actions I have hated
    I'm haunted
    By the lives that wove the web
    Inside my haunted head

    (In an alternate universe, David Lalonde comes to terms with his mother's death)

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    Vriska does not stop John from prototyping with the doll. As a result, the kids and the trolls both have to deal with being stuck in a doomed timeline.

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    Captchalogue Prompt:Homestuck/Persona4 crossover pleeeeeeeease

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    John finds a book on palm reading and wants to try it out on Karkat. A silly little comic ensues.

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    For this prompt on the Homestuck request meme - After they're reunited John's dad walks in on his son and that strange alien boy who's been hanging around yelling at him in a compromising position and realizes that it's time to have The Talk. With both of them. And a heaping side order of the 'Convince me you're good enough for my child' talk along with it.
    Troll society has left poor Karkat is completely unprepared for either part of this.

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    Captchalogue Prompt: This is probably prompted to death...But how about a "the kids are trolls and the trolls are kids" pesterlog prompt. Bonus: human!KK or troll!John perspective.

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    The indeterminate future. John. Dave. A gay chicken. And Dave doing his best to kick John's ass.

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    Rose was familiar with the concept of "cold feet", and even more familiar with her family's tendency to hide emotions, but she had not expected this.

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    Captchalogue Prompt: AU
    ... where humans and trolls, through whatever hijinks necessary, occupy the same planet and have been exchanging culture for several generations by the time the trolls and kids arrive.
    What stuff ends up taboo, what becomes the norm?

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    Set in an AU where humans and trolls intermingle and Sburb never happened.
    Inspired by the Billy Joel song "Piano Man."

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    John, Jade and Rose stopped calling months ago. Stopped pestering weeks ago. And she…
    You are Dave Strider. You are completely alone.
    You have just been warned for language.

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    Vriska has finally done it. She has turned the dorky human into something much better. But a message from an old enemy tell her, that perhaps he isn't perfect. And that is something Vriska can't accept.

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    Captchalogue Prompt: John/Jade reacting to the revelation that they're related with dismay instead of eagerly settling into a sibling relationship, please.

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    "I would as a result like to request Karkat being the only troll left after the scratch, having a complete and total psychological breakdown, and John comforting him." Homesmut kinkmeme fill, though in the end, not kinky.

    In which Karkat Vantas cancels life due to lack of interest, and John is left to pick up the pieces.

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    Captchalogue Prompt: A troll auspistices hate between a troll and a kid
    So in my headcanon, an auspistice can do any of three things for a couple:
    1. Keep their platonic hate from boiling into a kismesissitude, probably because one or both caliginous parties already have a kismesis
    2. Prevent an otherwise healthy kismesissitude from becoming too violent and thus dangerous to the caliginous parties or others
    3. Stabilize a relationship that toggles from red to black
    ...and those are the only duties an auspistice will typically take on. But the current situation is not typical, so I'd like to see an auspistice trying to facilitate troll/human kismesis. This could also work with a human auspistice, but I think it'd be interesting to see a troll auspistice trying to deal with a nontraditional clubbed situation in order to handle a nontraditional spades situation. I mean, for a human, it would be trying to handle and advise their friend and one of those crazy trolls, but for a troll, it would be a corner of their own romantic life on the line - more intimate, more personal. I think it'd be cool to see.

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