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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    551,628
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    2207
    Kudos:
    2346
    Bookmarks:
    309
    Hits:
    38298
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    A redux of the old Fighting Blood story which has since been deleted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,465
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    27
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    A series of one-shot stories inspired by the artwork of Mindwipe/Planet of Junk. Each one-shot will have a bunch of relevant tags, and a brief description of the plot of that one-shot. I'm willing to go pretty dark, or alternatively just go for absolutely silly fun. The overall tags are just ones that have happened so far, and I'll be updating them as time goes on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,103
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1741
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    In Which A Tealbood In The Far End Of Her Adolescence Courts The Subject Of Her Pitch Interest Which Proves Complicated As He Is An Alien God And His Understanding Of Black Romance Is Limited Or So She Thinks; Contains 1 Major Death (Followed By Resurrection), 1 Chatlog, 1 Instance Of Shameless Pale Affection, 1 Instance Of Intentional Bucket Misuse, And Several Pitch Kisses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    210
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,487
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    30588
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    It’s on a November day that Her Imperial Condescension releases the Lord English virus, causing a mass system failure among the carapacian androids of her own production and plunging the world into chaos. Four hundred thirteen years later, Rose Lalonde goes missing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,663
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    282
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    The game is over. The reward has been claimed. The players can live forever in their new universe. But what about those who aren't god tiers?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    773
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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,300
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    571
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    Karkat Vantas is his village’s sacrifice to the royal family of the Humans, raised to be abstinent until the day he is given over to be part of a royal harem. On the day of his eighth wriggling day, the Humans arrive to take him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,412
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2766
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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - ? (Shooting for 20 - 25 but we'll see)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,290
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4811
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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,559
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2544
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    Was it fair to Terezi if he cheated on her with Roxy? And was it fair to Roxy if he cheated on her with Terezi? Terezi would probably say it wasn't cheating, it was quadrants. But did Roxy do quadrants? And did he want to do quadrants?

    Post-SBURB. It's hard, it's hard, and nobody understands, least of all John Egbert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    296
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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

    (Update, April 30th: officially discontinued. Fan continuations welcome. Passing the strip poker torch to anyone who'll take it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,804
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4663
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    GC: FOR FUCKS S4K3 JOHN, HOW H4RD 1S 1T TO WR1T3 4 S1MPL3 R3SPONS3? 1T’S NOT L1K3 W3’R3 L4CK1NG 4NY T1M3 H3RE. 1T T4K3S T3N S3CONDS TOPS TO WR1T3 4 M3SS4G3 B4CK, 3V3N 1F 1T’S 4 “SORRY, JOHN 3GB3RT C4N’T T4K3 YOUR C4LL 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 B33P”.

    Terezi messages John at 3 am.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    306
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    Comprises the free will segment ==> Be John in chapter 34 of MC Escher

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1653
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    Comprises free will section ==> Be Vriska in chapter 34 of MC Esher

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1556
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    Living in Eridan's body with him is enlightening in a lot of ways, Sollux learns- but the more he learns, the less he understands.
    For years, the Crockers had practically given up hope for Jake's recovery. Aradia, however, has unwittingly brought them some. It's frail, but they're willing to take their chances.
    Lalonde is getting upset. That, and suspicious. Frustrated by the lack of communication from Crocker, they decide to take things into their own hands.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,372
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    114
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    "John works on his stand-up routine, Rose finally writes a book – they all try their best to put the past behind them.
    Except for Terezi.
    Terezi waits for Vriska to come home."

    Or, how to lose someone you love, and then how to get them back again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    218
  19. Tags
    Summary

    The game was won ten years ago and John Egbert still isn't happy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,293
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1016
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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
    ---

    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,940
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2039

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