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    Terezi Pyrope's personal guardian angel: John Egbert accompanies her and her friends on a plane trip to Washington state where his own funeral is being hosted. Along the way he learns more about the different types of angels and how they go about fulfilling their duties. As well as learning how he can fulfill his own.

     

    Can be read separately, but it's the 2nd in a series so maybe read She's Not Made of Candy first. It explains the premise and whatnot.

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    the humans have birth marks, but trolls dont... Dave and Karkat's story pretty much

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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    This is an Introductory chapter to a story, and I want to know how it sounds to others, please leave a comment!
    Edit: I put another chapter what am I doing ahhhhh

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    Alternate title: We're Gods now, I guess.

     

    Basically the Homestuck Crew have become myths over time. Kinda like how greek gods have their own stories and shit.

    Lots of mishap happens over their newfound popularity upon their arrival. Especially when they're technically celebrities.

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    Murderstuck Party
    A group of college artists make a murder party to impress an evil art collector, but little do they know that there’s going to be more than one victim.
    (This is the first story of this collection)

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Karkat is seventeen years old, almost eighteen, and starting his junior year of high school. This wouldn't be so bad if his eldest sister Terezi wasn't leaving to go to college in Scottland. It would also be a hell of a lot easier if Karkat didn't have a huge crush on her Boyfriend, John fucking Egbert.

    But he wasn't going to acknowledge that, nope, no fucking way. He'd written a letter and stuck it with the other four to be forgotten in due time. They were his secret, never to be sent and never to be read by anyone but him. If he had anything to do with it, the letters he'd written to a kid from model U.N. in fifth grade, a girl from summer camp, the fashion queen of the school, his sister's boyfriend, and the biggest shades-wearing douche would never be seen by the recipients.

    But, like always, life just loves to fuck Karkat Vantas at least once a week, if not more. (Hint: It always fucks him more)

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    In which four gods save the world in its hour of need.

    Or

    The Beta Kids came out for a boss fight and are honestly so disappointed right now.

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    you're the last one standing in a doomed timeline, but what shenanigans have your teenaged friends been getting up to in the afterlife?

    (apparently, they've been throwing parties.)

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    He holds on as if he can keep doing it forever, even though he knows he’s going to have to let go soon. He listens to Dave’s uneven breathing and pretends that he can always follow where he goes.

    (In which two last battles - one chronologically and one narratively - take place, time is weird as usual, Karkat cries in every scene he’s in, some asshole gets to choke on a Welsh sword, a lot of romantic partners reunite, the plot loops around on itself fairly neatly, and an expletive reaches across time and space and saves the world.)

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    This is something I'm writing to tell how I was abused by someone that was at the time, very close to me. I'm mostly writing this for myself, but it's also to get a few things straight. I am trying to remember as best I can what happened roughly four or so years ago. The characters were chosen by personality type and relationship dynamics. I chose Homestuck because back then it was really important to all of us, and honestly certain people idolized and sought to be more like other characters in the worst way possible. Please note that this all really did happen. This isn't exactly a call out, but it's pretty damn close.

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    Corporate shill Rose Lalonde befriends up-and-coming lawyer Terezi Pyrope over heavy drinks. They end up spending the night. After expressing concern over the state of her closet, Terezi introduces her to good friend Kanaya Maryam, and together they have many emotional misadventures. Confrontations, grief, blackouts, hallucinations, plant murder, bars, and depression galore.

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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    John gets the privilege to earn his seat in Heaven by watching over a troll girl he is only too familiar with. What all could go wrong on his first day?

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    Pails are necessary when you are a troll looking to survive the Drone Season unscathed. Pails also are merciful on bed-sheets. But when you are a human, in a new and passionate kismesisstitude with one Terezi Pyrope at that, who has time to bother with such silliness? Not the two of you sprawled out on a scalemate-and-pillow pile, that's for sure!
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    What's better than cuddles with your boyfriend? Tender contact with TWO of your boyfriends, of course!

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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

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    24/?
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    John smiled. He went to gatherings, and toasted to each new achievement. He politely shook Mr. Crocker’s hand when he visited for Jane’s dinner parties, and most importantly he stayed positive. He was their leader, right? He had to be strong for them. He had to.

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    So... Dragons are real.
    Nobody really expected that. When the eggs were found, everyone thought they were gemstones. Of course, nobody could afford them except for museums, and the lovely Roxanne Lalonde. Roxanne apparently thought that giant gemstones were good gifts for infant Dave and Rose, and then decided "well, not too many toes were crushed, let's get Jamie's boy a gemstone too!" And therefore John had one too.
    When the dragons hatched, animal activists started climbing up the government's ass about making sure nothing happened to them. Laws were made that basically said "OK,, this dragon hatched in your house? It's yours now, treat it like you would your own child."
    Yeah, those laws are useless now that America is kind of dead.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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