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    December 11, 2020. The day Mr. John Egbert’s girlfriend, or should he say ex’s unsolved case had been closed, he had gotten away with the murder of 20-year-old Vriska Serket.

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    On the other side of the white door is a brand new world.
    The new Earth might not be a paradise, but it's got trolls and humans and Obama so it can't be that bad.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you want to put this whole SGRUB BULLSHIT behind you and start living PEACEFULLY with your matesprite/boyfriend.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and there are PEOPLE TO SAVE and things to do. May as well put these AWESOME POWERS of yours to good use!
    You are a set of sixteen Gods unleashed on an unsuspecting world and surely NOTHING will go wrong!

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    Earth and Alternia collided On April 13 2009, 10 years ago. The trolls were evacuated from their dying planet and moved to Earth, the habitable zone shrinking. When it stopped, society got back on its feet, but it would never be the same again.

    It all begins on August 2019. That's when the pieces of a bigger puzzle fall into place and the pawns make their first moves.

    *CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REWRITES, SO IF YOU BOOKMARKED IT, JUST KNOW THAT*

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    16/?
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    In a spaceship hurtling to an M-Class planet to do hell knows what, a troll girl falls asleep.


    A Ten* Chapter Prologue for The Homestuck Afterw@rds series.

    This story begins immediately after The Homestuck Epilogues.

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    It's been about 3 years since they beat Sburb. Everyone has settled down. There no more wars, no more fighting, Everyone is finally able to calm down.

    But are things every really calm?

    Jake, Dirk, and Hal were living peacefully. They were happy together, Everything was okay.

    At least, Jake and Dirk thought everything was okay.

    But when you wake up to find a flash drive and a missing android, you become concerned. And become even more when the flash drive shows his decent into his own form of depression.

    Earth C is peaceful. It's beautiful, right?

    iT sUrE iS mOtHeR fUcKeR.

    ---

    This is a story inspired by my last one shot sad stuck story, Their Anniversary. I've had help writing this from an amazing writer and I will be giving credit where credit is due. I hope you enjoy.

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    john feels nothing. Roxy has divorced him, and his friends are off living happy lives.

    that is, until a certain troll pair crash-land in his begonias.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    "Other news: the death of Infamous antigovernment Kankri Vantas shook the Troll community today. The low blood had been discovered in his flat, having committed suicide. Reports claim that the chief of New Alternia's strong political affiliation had sealed himself up in the Trollian Temple of Prayer before he took his life. His body was taken to be autopsied by the Federal Authorities– out of the need for tougher security. There will be no service and no word of any relatives to resist the cause of action."

     

    It's hard being a Troll on Earth. It's hard and no one understands. And no one wants to understand.

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    3/?
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    Earth C is great, but something has been eating away at Rose. The Light that she's been relying on is turning into a mirror and the reflection is ugly. Interactions are.. disingenuous. Life kind of fucking sucks.

    A fic about Rose's post-canon depression, dissociation, general mental health, and how pretending everything is okay will ultimately take you down in the end.

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    2/?
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    John Egbert goes blind, there's only one troll girl who can help him. Who also so happens to be blind herself. She teaches him how to live life blind. He can learn how to live again but in her way. the heir will be able to live his life again. The Seer of Mind would make sure of it.

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    1/?
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    5/?
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    On the balcony of their apartment, Dave knows there’s an elephant they’re not addressing. But when John actually does, Dave realizes that they have two entirely separate confessions to make.

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    TG: so
    TG: karkat vantas
    TG: put your doggoddamn suit on
    TG: come outside
    TG: get in the fucking car
    TG: we are going to your very first human wedding

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    6/?
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    EGBERTQUEST shows us where little old jegbert has gotten himself into post-death in the meat timeline. and the effort to bring him back.

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    6/?
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    EB: i just...
    EB: hey, vriska?
    EB: you wanna go on a cross-country road trip in your mom’s shitty old vw?

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    5/?
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    After a movie night, John helps Terezi clean up. He excuses himself to the bathroom, where he finds Terezi's tube of liquorice flavoured lipgloss.

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    It’s almost like giving a wiggler an assault weapon, you think. It’s nearly unfathomable to you that John is as powerful as he is.

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    Where John decides to leave on an empty stomach.

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    Skaia Apartments is probably the shittiest apartment complex in all of Houston, in all honesty. The landlord couldn’t give less of a fuck in regards to the residents’ problems, the land surrounding the entire building isn’t taken care of at all, and the worst thing about the entire place is the huge goddamn apple tree that grew in a position that blocks the view through one of the only windows in the entire apartment.

    After a particularly huge fight in his friend group, and being backstabbed by a few of his so called “friends”, Karkat is more than ready to give up on everything, and there’s nobody there to even stop him.

    Well, nobody besides the weird kid that out of the blue knocks on his window, bloody and bruised, and calmly asks for medical assistance, all whilst perched perfectly still on a branch of the tree, watching Karkat through the window like a hawk.

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    June, Vriska and Terezi are going to be MILFs, Together.

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    1,148
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    23
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    1
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    When Terezi regains the memories of two more lives, she knows she needs to fix things.
    At a picnic that will distort the fate of reality and the narrative it occupies, John isn't feeling that hungry.

    Part 1 (chapters 1-6): Terezi fixes most of the conflicts from the actual epilogues.
    Part 2 (chapters 7-12): New conflicts create themselves because otherwise there'd be no story.

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    Words:
    25,300
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1627

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