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    I figured since I'm always writing short Homestuck fanfictions... why not make a book of them?

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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. A way out is offered, if only he is willing to dance with trolls and consort with enemies of the State.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    A collection of inter-connected oneshots set in my Alternian Empire AU. Multiple ships and scenarios exploring love, life and friendship under the rule of Europe's only matriarchal absolute monarchy.

    Rating due to coarse language.

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    Human food was both notoriously tasty and notoriously fattening. You do your level best not to overindulge, but living with a human had taken a toll on your once svelte figure. You feel your fingers dip into the softness of your waist, you’re not fat, just a bit... fleshier than normal.

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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    Over fifty years ago the Alternian War was ended when Earth's greatest hero, Colonel Sassacre, repelled the invasion by defeating the alien leader, Her Imperious Condescension. Now his descendants must take up the mantle of protecting the Earth when the Alternian Empire returns. But what's this? A peaceful Empress? And she wants to talk to who?

    The story of how Jade Harley became Empress of Earth, Feferi Peixes quelled her first revolution, Karkat Vantas became the ultimate symbol of peace, and twelve trolls and eight humans became the most screwed up family in all the known universe.

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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    The game is over. The glitch that once threatened to infect reality is dormant. All that's left is to watch over the newly created universe as immortal godlike beings.

    It doesn't take long for a victory littered with casualties to feel hollow.

    A new threat lurks in the game the players left behind. Ghosts of strangers reach out for help in their dreams. And when doomed timelines branch off by the thousands, the alternate iterations of an old adversary never end.

    (Direct sequel to Constants & Variables)

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    So basically me and my friends decided. You know what's funny? Homestuck High. You know what would be even funnier? Homestuck High run through google translate from english to japanese to korean back to english.

    You're welcome.

    ;)

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    a collection of snippets of poetry and prose, mostly homestuck

    requests blease

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    It's the first April Fools day since John moved in with Dave and Karkat. And given his penchant for pranks and the shit he's pulled the last few years... Dave and Karkat need to be ready for the onslaught and will do whatever they can do avoid the worst of it.

    (part of a series, but you don't have to read the rest to get this)

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    When a second alien is captured, everyone is waiting for there to be some sort of change in the apathetic John. However, sometimes you get exactly what you wish for.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

    Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!

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    John Egbert is a normal 16 year old boy who lives with his sister, Jade, and they both own a flower shop in a town by the ocean.
    John has led a peaceful, mundane, even, life in the small town they called home, but he’s never one to complain.
    He’s got his friends all here.
    All the serenity changes on what appeared to be a regular summer day.
    And it all started with the stranger knocking over the pot of sunflowers.

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    There is a war going on.

    But not on Earth. In another realm entirely.

    A realm of magic that thirteen teens and two almost-adults are thrown into.

    Let's hope they survive.

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    LALA READ FOR YOUR SELF

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    hmmstve.
    A little drabble I wrote like ten years ago.
    Kind of an AU where trolls and humans get separate universes at the end of the game,
    I hope I didn’t go too out of character.
    and yeah it’s 100% a Johnkat thing because I’m 100% garbage.

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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    13/?
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