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    Everyone’s soulmate connection is different. Some don’t show until after they meet their soulmate, some are always there, from the moment of birth.

    A name written on the arm, a coloured string of fate, or their partner's pain, shown through scars on skin.

    But for some people, their connections are different, and far more complex than a simple tattoo. And this would be the case for three young men.

    Three teenagers wake up in the bodies of strangers. And maybe fall in love with them along the way back to their bodies.

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    “So the thing about the house is,” Lord John says, playing with Karkat’s hair, “its rooms are kind of - um - uncountable.”

    “The fuck does that mean, uncountable,” Karkat murmurs on reflex. That reflex is going to get him repudiated one day, probably, but he’s too fucked-out and cozy to care.

    “I mean we tried to take inventory. It can’t be done!”

    “Did humans not develop maulthematics? Where did you as a species get stuck? One mammary, two mammaries, oh fuck! It's too many mammaries.”

    “Bluh! No, Karkat. We have discovered all of the numbers. It's just… when Rose and I moved in, there were about ten rooms? When Dave and Jade got here, we found another staircase. So Rose researched it, which was terrifying, and she says it's thirty rooms on average on a good day. More now that you're all with us too."

    Karkat gazes into his lord's eyes. Lingers on the fluttery hair that got messed up by his own fronds. There's a streak of red slurry by that bizarre alien mouth. Karkat is a smitten, tragic buffoon.

    "You need a system," he hears himself say. "Get me some of your primitive writing utensils, and paper - do you have dot grids yet? - and I'll take care of it."

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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    12/17
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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.

    Story now complete.

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    In which Dave and John get high as fuck during a wedding and seduce the shut in loser named Karkat

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    Karkat is having a day of absolutely, comically awful luck. He loses things, drops things, gets stuck in traffic, and also the one day his long-time very straight online friends can fly in to meet him is the day his blind prophet friend Terezi and friend-of-a-friend prophet Rose predicted he’d meet at least one soulmate, and they haven’t been wrong yet. His hopes for the day aren’t high - but he hopes he’s wrong about the guess he has for how this meeting will go.

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    Who knew that middle school would lead to a game of Spin The Bottle that would determine your sexuality?

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    Karkat gets woken up by his matesprits, shenanigans ensue

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    Homestuck/Invader Zim AU where the thing that happened to earth happens to... the other earth? There are two of them, one where HS takes place and one where IZ takes place, but a malware program causes a timeloop to form and destroy the world.

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    Dave finds some shitty matching bracelets at the airport, he decides to ask his best bros if he should get them or not.

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    Maybe, just maybe. Mint chocolate chip ice cream wasn’t so bad after all.

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    This had to be a joke. Sure. Dave wouldn’t lie about this and sure, he was never about crying openly, but good pranks required good actors! Right? There was a creeping doubt in the back of her mind, something that grew larger with each minute that passed.

    in short, Karkat dies and his boyfriends are told through text.

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    Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.

    My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
    (I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)

    This is 25 chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)

    Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))

    Tags will be updated with every new chapter (2 chapters will come out together, don't expect time consistency)

    The title is a reference none of you will get.

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    Your name is Karkat Peixes, second daughter of her imperious condescension and youngest princess of alternia. But when all is said and done, you’re hardly royalty. your “mother” had only accepted you as an heir because of your (obnoxiously bright) fuchsia blood. Sure you’re the “princess” but alternia already has one of those, your older sister feferi is the true heir.

    You are the mutant princess, and your mother would do anything within reason to wipe her hands of you.
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    a simple royalty fic I'm writing because I'm a sucker for cheesy romance.

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    1/?
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    "Each time you hear that instrument’s echoing song from hell, you seriously consider filing for divorce."

    written for the prompt "karkat is kind of scared of pianos" from the johnkat discord!

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    An ai generated fanfic!! The prompt I wrote was this:
    John and Karkat sat together in the dream bubbles. They both didn’t know what to say, after John confessed his “flushed” feelings.

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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.
    ON HIATUS TILL NEXT AUGUST AT THE LATEST

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    43/?
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    154
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    48
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    9
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    1867
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and these nights you eke out a quiet living on Antoren-3, helping around the Caltira Inn or scavenging out in the Rust Plains. It’s a simple life, and the only excitement you get for the most part is from the stories of other scavengers, a handful of bar fights, and the occasional salvageable wreck.

    Fresh wrecks, you’ve only seen a handful of times, and when John spots the telltale streak of light from a distant crash in the middle of a storm, you’re eager to get first dibs on whatever it might contain, the elements be damned.

    You don’t expect a survivor.

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    8/?
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    54
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    172
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    21
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    Dream-sharing: a newly discovered field of neurological science, where pioneers have learned to tread carefully. That is, unless you're one of the twelve assholes leading the curve.

    “Oh, for—YES, JOHN. WE HAVE HAD ORGIES. WE ARE A GROUP OF INCESTUOUS IMBECILES WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO FORM INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS OUTSIDE OF THIS DISGUSTINGLY POLYAMOROUS HATEFRIEND GROUP. WE ARE WEIGHED DOWN BY THE SHITTON OF SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US AND WE CHOOSE TO USE OUR FORMIDABLE DREAM-SHARING EXPERTISE TO ENGINEER BULGE-STROKING FANTASIES WITH OUR CO-WORKERS.”

    “Wow. Should you be telling me all this? It seems private.”

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
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    38
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    4
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    737
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    whoop whoop! im getting back into homestuck once again, so its time for me to write shit

    requests are open- first chapter is my okays and whatnot

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    4
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