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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    A sampler of five unconnected drabbles of blackrom ships inspired by an FFA thread, and one drabble of a blackrom ship nobody asked for.

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    The first fourteen chapters of this fanfiction were written when I was a teenager and can be summed up as follows:
    John is a pizza man. Dave lives with his bro. Shenanigans and a gay singularity ensue.

    The rest of this fanfiction is being written now that I have some life experience and a writing degree under my belt. It can be summed up as follows:
    John and Dave and Karkat and Rose and Kanaya all live within a few blocks of each other and everyone's being an insufferable young adult and the gay singularity is still coming and there will be blood. Not really, there's just going to be a fair bit of light hearted angst and some indiscriminate kissing. Stay tuned.<3

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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    OR, alternatively, once more, sollux suffers. eridan is here doing things. ps twilight rewrite

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    A couple guys watch from the second level of the block as the screws lead the new to their cell assignments. More than a couple guys also watch, but these two guys are different. Neither of these guys is shouting, or gesticulating, or visibly jacking off like the pair of hulking bluebloods. One of them is big, bespectacled and buck toothed. The other is blond, slimmer, covered in scars, and there’s something wrong with his eyes. The blond one isn’t jacking off like the aforementioned bluebloods, but he wants to fuck one of the new cons. The short one with the short horns. The one walking like a fighter, not cowering, but clearly outmatched.

    Bright eyes leans on the railing. You’d have to know him pretty well to know he’s beating down a raging erection through sheer concentrated cool. John knows him pretty well.

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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    James Egbert, Sr., opened the small café of his dreams when he was twenty years old, and ran it with his family until the day he died. Sixty years, and not a day did he regret it.

    James Jr. took over after his father’s passing, and his children came along with him; John, Jane, and Jade, along with the dubiously-related Cousin Jake, took their Poppop’s beloved café into their hands.

    This is what happened after that.

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    Nothing beats having your very own troll for a pet. Smarter than dogs, cuter than kittens! They’ve always been here. You can cuddle all day! Or have them help you with your chores! Tell them all your secrets. Don’t have a troll in your household yet? No problem! Isn’t it great how they show up on your doorstep all on their own? Begin your new life today.

    Trolls love you. Trolls are your friends.

    John Egbert is afraid of everything and with good reason.

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    3/?
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    5/?
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    disclaimer-i do not own homestuck or any of the characters. They all belong to Hussie.

    CURRENTLY REWRITING

    [ALSO ON WATTPAD]

    After his first heartbreak, Karkat grows closer to his not-so-secret admirer. When he realises how he feels about her, will they be together forever, or will they crash and burn?

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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    The game is over. Everything is back to normal. There never was a game. Everything is perfect. Perfect.

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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    Will you, won't you want me to make you?
    I'm coming down fast, but don't let me break you
    Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
    You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    John has a weird dream.

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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    Prompt: For a Video assignment in her Media Class, Jade has to make and present a short movie. She decides to follow Karkat and John around for a few days and film them being sweet

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    Written in 2012, archived from fanfiction.net. All author's notes are preserved from the original.

    Prompt: In which Karkat does not know how to swim and John has to wade out to save him. Yes, wade.

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    1/1
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    Part of the stress that comes from planning a three-man wedding is that you're all going to look fucking fantastic and you want everyone who comes to see you looking that good. The other parts come from...everywhere, really, wedding planning is fucking stressful and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something, probably.

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    Karkat never expected to end up here but he was glad he did.

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    It had started as a sleepover.

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    Gamzee eyed Tavros as he began to drive to the hospital. He'd humor the other man for now, but after all was said and done they'd need to sit down and have a serious conversation. Several years had passed since Gamzee had last seen him. They’d both matured a lot since their youth--Gamzee more noticeably now that he wasn’t hiding behind his silly Subjugglator makeup; Tavros was just confused.

    But even with a different haircut and a less boyish face, Gamzee remembered Tavros in haunting detail. He could never forget his first--possibly only--love.

    --

    (Re-working an old fic that was originally posted under the title 'Cloverfield')

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    7/?
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    34
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    81
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    6
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