18 Works in John Egbert/Jake English/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider

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    A band of dastardly pirates kidnap a prince for ransom...

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    The Emerald Woods are notoriously demon-possessed, so what's a rad pair of brothers to do? Find (and fuck) the demons, of course!

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    Our favorite foursome comes back from an anime convention with all their sweet loot, some of which includes items relating to a shared kink between Dirk and Jake. John decides to indulge in his boyfriends' kinks. Dave indulges them, too, but not without some kinkshaming and just some general dickishness.

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    A look into the lives of four boys who all love each other a lot. A quick peek at how their relationship works outside of the house, complete with cashiers who don't understand polyamory and old ladies who are probably jealous and also don't understand polyamory. There is also a cactus, boys being weebs, talks of group cosplaying, cactus puns, boys who don't understand How to Romance but they try anyways, mentions of booty shorts, and did I mention the cactus? Because there's a cactus.

    (Also titled "Writer has an on-again off-again relationship with writer's block and is Suffering")

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    Dirk gets John to promise he will wear lingerie, and even if he only got John to promise because he was sexually torturing him, a promise IS a promise. John had put it off for as long as he could, but now it was Lingerie Day. However, some lacy red undergarments reveal that John may just have a kink.... a lace kink, to be exact.

    (EDIT: the title has been changed because I Am A Fool)

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    Jake's archaeological dig in Egypt was extended by two weeks. Unfortunately, he promised to take Dave with him on a dig in their area, so he has to cancel. But he did say he would do *anything* to make up for it, right? and Dave is nothing if not opportunistic.

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    Jake works at the zoo, which is great until a monkey outsmarts him and escapes. Luckily, he has his three boyfriends back at home to make him forget all about work.

    Gifted to Viczen, who gave me the prompt for Jake working at a zoo (and having to capture an escaped animal) almost two fucking years ago. Don't know if you are still into Homestuck but this is for you, friendo!

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    Prosopagnosia and drinking doesn't mix... Or does it?

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    Dirk admits to Roxy that he wants to have Jake be in control for once in bed, and Jake overhears. So, Jake makes a plan to dom the panties off his dom, with a little help from John and Dave of course.

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    sequel to A Bet, in which Dave is now the center of attention. It is preferred to read A Bet first, but you don't have to. You just might not get a few of the jokes. Written mostly for bluefairy4ever, who suggested I write a sequel with Dave.

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    John invited his three friends (and crushes) Jake, Dirk, and Dave over for a sleepover. But what he doesn't know is that his three friends made a bet about him, one that he will thoroughly enjoy. (Honestly just an excuse to write bad porn. I have no shame)

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    After pranking each member of the house, the boys get back at John for what he’s done.

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    Jake comes from from shopping, annoyed and disgruntled that the boys never help with household work. John and Dave take a break from their game to cheer him up. Dirk promises to make dinner once they've all had a snack.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and you have severely underestimated those two.

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    You’re not jealous. You’re annoyed. You’re not desperate. You’re destructive.

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    Dave doesn’t lose often, but when he does lose, he loses hard. Good thing Bro’s a somewhat good sport about it.

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