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    Living together on the Meteor, Dave, Rose, and John conspire to lure Jade into a blanket fort (that is actually made from Dave's godtier cape) for movie night.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    21
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    3
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    68,430
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    116
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2613
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    179
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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4774
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Will be deleting the existing chapters and replacing them with edited ones soon. Expect the edited ones to pop up daily? Weekly? I'm not sure yet. We'll see. Will probably post every Wednesday? Friday? Once again: we'll see.

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    70,277
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    495
    Kudos:
    674
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    10794
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    John has some very open romantic arrangements with Roxy and Jade, as well as an intermittent pitch hate affair with Terezi, and the most intense thing isn’t trying to give equal attention to all three, but keeping up with their wildly different but equally demanding tastes. Anonymous commission.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1747
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    A horrible fanfic made by like 3 people.

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    English
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    2,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    686
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    Four kids who can't choose until they realise they don't have to.

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    33,326
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1009
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    In which John is out, and Jade is confused.

    Language:
    English
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    852
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    317
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    Your name is John Egbert and you're having a hella hard time in school. Teachers are giving you work like there is no tomorrow and you really regret signing for so many subjects. However, one day you meet the most beautiful girl you ever saw in a cafe and she lightens your world up. Will you have the guts to ask her out?

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    English
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    20,859
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    372
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    Rose Lalonde is born with half a soul.

    Her twin, Dave Strider, is as well.

    It affects nearly everything about their lives from the beginning to the end.

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    English
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    29,728
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    936
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    A week into their 3-year journey across the Yellow Yard, John realizes that Jade hasn't really eaten much fresh food given how she's lived alone on an island all her life, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

    Language:
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    3,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    384
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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    472
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    512
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    A collection of short fics from geistygeist.tumblr.com, volume 2!

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    English
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    10,603
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    5595
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    Anonymous asked: Jade discovers that every time she orgasms one of her limbs vanishes (legs, then arms). She also discovers she has an amputee fetish and becomes incredibly horny.

     

    The combination of Jade losing a limb when she orgasms and her being turned on by not having said limb anymore is not conducive to Jade keeping her remaining limbs for very long.

    Featuring multiple endings (4 so far).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    6507
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    John, Jade, Karkat, and Dave are all in a polyamorous relationship.
    Sidenote: John and Jade are cousins. So you know, incest, leave now if it bothers you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,092
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    432
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    They say three times is the charm and you guess they may be right.
    You fall in love three times.

    ~~~~
    Self indulgent Beta OT4 oneshot featuring depressed!John

    Language:
    English
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    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    615
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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

    **UPDATE**

    Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,800
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    492
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    71948
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    when your low blood friends hit their adult molts before you and it is SO unfair (but there are admittedly some up sides)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    1994
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    Jade has a day out on the town, getting fucked by anyone who wants to have a go at her lovely body!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    5743

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